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Have a wonderful new Week!



















*Season Greetings*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

It's about time! The glorious summer season is back!

I wish you an amazing start into the Summer Season 2015 and a wonderful new week!

☆ Greets from Summerland Germany ☆

~SkyPhoenixX1~

My dear friend,





Take care !!XOXO

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21.06.2015 - That's the date, when the summer will return...

Four more months of waiting, so it's time for me to spread the first summer breeze here (just a little foretaste )...

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Enjoy the weekend, may it be filled with a lot of sunshine and happiness!

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

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my dear friend. Wish you a very romantic weekend. Thanks for all!!! Take care !!!!! XOXOXO

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I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church , I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold... my car had been stolen!

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Our neighborhood has a new neighbor....
She's single... she lives right across the road. I can see her place from my front porch. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway and knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm Free, and I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you watch my dog?"

I hate looking like an old geezer, on a Friday night!

This is what you GET for Christmas when you don't tell anyone what you do... or DON'T want as a gift!
Really? No...... but it could be!

Happy Holiday my dear friend
I wish you all happiness and health all year round

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My dear friend, as you celebrate the miracle
of this special season with your family,
may your heart be filled with joy and peace.
May blessings linger in your home and stay
with you throughout the coming year.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year .Take care!!! XOXOXO

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Have a wonderful christmas with a lot of joy and happiness!!!

And...

...please try to accept all christmas presents, those tiny colored boxes have also feelings... ^^

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I wanna wish now also a Happy New Year 2015 filled with a lot of success in your life, health, peace and happiness!

Yep, i'm not here in the next months... i will do my winter break!

Anyway...

Do you remember everything of your Life from 2014? If not...
Look now into my magical Memory Globe, to see all your fantastic Memories of the Year 2014 and the earlier years, too!!!

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Thank you also for all the visits, comments and postings on my profile in this year. It's much appreciated.

See you all then again in the new year, when it's gettin' warmer again....


*Season Greetings from Germany*
~SkyPhoenixX1~



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A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did breakdown and eat a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that's still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a bacon sandwich...
Doesn't it?"