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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/2/17 at 3:23am


A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a
box of frozen crabs and asked the blonde stewardess
to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an
arrogant manner that he was a "lawyer" and threatened
what could happen to her if she let them thaw-out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in the Big Easy, please raise your hand?"

Not one single hand went up... So she took them home and enjoyed a wonderful meal.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. And Blondes aren't really as dumb as most folks think.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/9/17 at 2:07pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/17 at 3:19pm
This is NOT a picture of me, okay?

Have a beautiful day


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/17 at 4:11am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/17 at 1:51am
DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/3/17 at 9:51am
Hey Everyone
Hope you all had a Wonderful Holiday Season :)
Happy New Year!!!!!
I've missed everyone here but I really had a great time with my family.♥
Wishing Everyone A Wonderful Week in this New Year and May Peace and Happiness Be Yours in 2017.
Hugs To All ♥Melissa♥



Cheers to 2017!!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 5:13am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/27/16 at 7:34am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/23/16 at 6:08am
"It's not the gift, it's the thought that counts. So, I THOUGHT of getting you a very nice and expensive gift!"

DarksongPosted by Darksong   12/20/16 at 12:55pm
My Dear Friends, Fans and Your Families & Loved Ones;

I'd like to take this time to Wish Everyone Happy Holiday and A Healthy, Safe New Years and Upcoming Year.

Thank You for Your Friendship through the years, your Great Uploads, Cards and Posts on My Page Also. God Bless♥

I Will Be Returning January 2nd as I will spending the entire Holiday Week with My Family and still much preparation to do and we Have So Many Things Planned. It is good that everyone in my family has this opportunity to be off at the same time :) :) I'm very excited :) :) :)







♥HUGS♥ Melissa



♥♥ Enjoy this Exceptional Holiday Tune & Performance
My Friends ♥♥

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2YzQn8VZk4

(See You Next Year) ;)
DarksongPosted by Darksong   12/19/16 at 8:56am
Wishing You A Beautiful Week Leading up to the Holidays♥



DarksongPosted by Darksong   12/16/16 at 9:51am
Happy Friday and Lovely Weekend To All♥





PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/16/16 at 3:26am


He asked for help and she could see why. Even with
her pulling and him pushing the little boots still didn't
want to go on. By the time they got the second boot
on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when
the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately,
it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was
putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
together they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the correct feet.

He then said, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face
and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she
wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill
fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they
got the boots off when he said, "They're my
brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear
them today."

Now, she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But she mustered up what grace and courage
she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his
feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked,

"Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots."

DarksongPosted by Darksong   12/9/16 at 10:16am
Happy Friday :)
Blowing Kisses Across the Miles to My DN Friends♥



Blowing Kisses in the Wind ♫♪♫
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3cQ0by7yTI


Hugs & Kisses♥Melissa♥

DarksongPosted by Darksong   11/23/16 at 11:16am
Dear Friends
I'm sending out My Thanksgiving Wishes to You and Your Loved Ones a Day Early cause I Will Return on Friday :) I may pop back in later today but will not be here tomorrow.

There is Much To Be Thankful For♥

If you do not Celebrate Thanksgiving then I Wish You A Lovely Day today and Thursday as well.





Hugs & Blessings


A little something to put a :) on your day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxysfeEGwUs
DarksongPosted by Darksong   11/21/16 at 11:06am
Wishing Everyone a Happy Monday. So far we have a foot and a half of snow with another foot coming down today, definitely a Winter Wonderland :) :)





PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/18/16 at 3:23am
DarksongPosted by Darksong   10/31/16 at 9:40am






Won't you be the first to try my Special Potion??????
^-^ :)





"Night of the Wolf"......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojLia2AXVug



DarksongPosted by Darksong   10/21/16 at 9:36am




Nice Weekend to You and Your Loved Ones♥
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/20/16 at 5:15am
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