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[B][color=black]I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'
"What's that?" I asked.
"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.
My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?
I said, "No, I haven't."
We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."
We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...
[I]"Mom... are you still awake?"[/I]
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A naked woman wanders into the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender stares at her from head to toe, then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third.
Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says,
"What? Have you never seen a naked woman before?"
"That I have, Miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers?"
"Who said I was paying? [I]The free looks you're getting should be priceless!"[/I]
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[IMG]http://i67.tinypic.com/5jsbow.gif[/IMG] [B]Wish you all wonderful Holidays with many gifts and i wish everyone an amazing start into the new year 2016, with much health and happiness! I'll be back in next year![/B] [IMG]http://i66.tinypic.com/35bcu4w.gif[/IMG]