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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 11:30am

There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 2:32pm
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/14/16 at 8:00am
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/30/15 at 8:27am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/29/15 at 8:38am

Two elderly women walk from the parking lot, onto the Florida beach, overlooking the ocean. They sit down and slowly strike up a conversation.

"So, you moved down here, after you retired. What did you do before?"

"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"

"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."

"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."

"What's that?"

"How do you start a flood?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/15 at 4:32am

Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/18/15 at 10:05pm

Imagine a car body over 3-wheeled Harley Davidson


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/13/15 at 8:20pm

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I've never seen nothing like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I’m still lost…

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/9/15 at 6:53am

Harrison Ford pokes fun at Daniel Craig -


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/6/15 at 6:31am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/4/15 at 9:22am

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the back seat. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked on the glass.

The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.

"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

"And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/4/15 at 3:35am
You are only as old as you think you are! :)


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/15 at 11:39am

Jack and Bob talked it over for a week to go skiing. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught-up in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from....." "Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I got this letter from her lawyer, and it says she just died, and left me everything."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/28/15 at 4:46am
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Stingray900hpPosted by Stingray900hp   7/13/15 at 9:10am
Hello, Puppydawg! Yes, I've seen this Mustang before. I'm a huge fan of early concept cars. The grill does indeed have Charger feel to it. I also think the lines of the side give it a bit of a Challenger look. Thanks for showing this!
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