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Full Name:betsey butler
Location:South Bend Indiana
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About Me:little ole lady who loves wallpapers--

I make no claim that the wallpapers/pics that I upload are my own--they are public uploads from others that I find interesting--alot are from Facebook public posts!!!
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12 Hours Ago


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 2:05pm


As a truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Michael! Okay?
It's winter-time in New York! Yes?
And I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/16 at 2:45pm
CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   2/6/16 at 8:48pm
Hey you! :D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/16 at 2:25pm
God loves you & wants you to be happy; so do I! :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 11:36am
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/3/16 at 8:54am


A man goes to his church to confess.

Man: "Father, I have sinned."

Priest: "And how have you sinned?"

Man: "I have stolen someone's bicycle, and am now here to give it to you."

Priest: "No, no - don't give it to me; return it to the person you have stolen it from and you shall be forgiven."

Man: "I did that, but he said he didn't want it."

Priest: "In that case, you may keep the bicycle for yourself."

The man leaves.

After the day is over, the priest goes out of the church to find his bicycle is missing.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/1/16 at 12:39pm


I'm sorry that I'm not here most of the time, but I have each of you on my mind. I'm busy away from home tending to other people's lives. Enjoy this short video while I'm gone.

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/trailerghu4

I will return when things get back to normal.
I love you.
Roger :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/27/16 at 10:09am


Have a groovy Wednesday, Betsy!
Roger :)
CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   1/26/16 at 3:37pm
They're Up! :D





CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   1/26/16 at 3:11pm
CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   1/26/16 at 4:01am
FIXED!!! Komodo/Harry uploaded this one! :D :D :D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/25/16 at 12:45pm
You may enjoy this video. Turn-up volume and watch at full screen.

https://youtu.be/VImNBuJW3sQ
CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   1/25/16 at 3:10am
Something is wrong with Desktop Nexus. New wallpapers are NOT uploading. Please, please, PLEASE don't let it be another Crash!

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/23/16 at 9:15am


The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up
with more money than they were expecting for repairs
to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to
find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.

The substitute wanted to know what to play?

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played, 'The Star Spangled Banner.'

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

https://youtu.be/vZRFcGrrsyc

MonarchPosted by Monarch   1/19/16 at 2:52pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/17/16 at 8:41am
Jesus loves you and so do I


HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE.

Please, do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me!

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. T he sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.

To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to the People
(HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth
the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

That is how it all began. And that's the truth.

I would not make this stuff up.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/14/16 at 6:52am


While drinking at a bar one night a guy is approached by a beautiful woman who starts flirting with him. They talk for a while, have a few drinks, and at the end of the night the girl invites him back to her apartment. They get to the apartment and immediately begin to have passionate wrestling match.

When they are through the girl gets up to get a drink of water and the guy pulls out a cigarette.

"Do you happen to have a lighter?" He asks.

"Check the bedside table."

The man opens the drawer and finds a picture of a scary looking marine staring back at him.

"Oh carp! Is this your husband?"

"No, that was me, before the operation."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/10/16 at 12:40pm


The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers?

Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.

"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.

"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time his scrotum should recover completely."

All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say?

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He leaned forward and said, "Hello. I'm Phil."

The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want to tell my wife, the word is sternum."


Wishing Betsey a very Blessed Sunday!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/10/16 at 1:18am


Yes, I stopped wearing a watch when I retired; no, I won't help you move, but have a happy Sunday. :)

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