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Full Name:Constance
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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   7/17/16 at 4:39pm
JulestarPosted by Julestar   5/13/16 at 11:42pm
Stopping by to say hello :)

Hugs,
Jule




gubiciiPosted by gubicii   11/17/15 at 6:32pm
JulestarPosted by Julestar   9/24/15 at 9:44pm









JulestarPosted by Julestar   9/19/15 at 12:59am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/23/15 at 2:41am


Q: What do you call someone who speaks 3-languages?

A: Multilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks 2-languages?

A: Bilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks only 1-language?

A: An American! Like me! :D


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/15 at 10:33pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/15 at 5:00pm


A friend of mine was asking how I managed to get a black eye? And I was trying to explain about seeing these two large women in the bar, last night...

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Australia?"

One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Australia?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/15 at 2:54am


I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church , I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold... my car had been stolen!

merih1Posted by merih1   12/12/14 at 11:32am
JulestarPosted by Julestar   12/11/14 at 8:09am
Stopping by to say hello and wish you a wonderful day :)
merih1Posted by merih1   12/5/14 at 1:09pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/30/14 at 6:19am


A dust covered cowboy walks into the Saloon and saw an Indian sitting at the far end of the bar, sipping on what looked to be a tall glass of milk.
The cowboy announces in a loud voice that he wishes to buy drinks for all in the saloon, except for the Indian.

As the bar fills with thirsty patrons, the Indian nods toward the cowboy and says, "Thanks!"

This seems to irritate the cowboy and orders another round for all in the saloon, then loudly adds, "And none for the Indian who drinks milk!"

At this point the Indian stands up and raises his glass of milk and says, "Thanks!"

The cowboy motions to the barkeep to come close, "What's the deal with the Indian? Every time I order drinks for everyone, he doesn't get mad when I exclude him from the beer or the whiskey! All he does is says, 'Thanks!' "

The barkeep, leans toward the cowboy, "He only drinks milk. He never drinks anything else, just the milk..."

The cowboy shouts, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR!"
and he pulls a $100-bill from his pocket, places it on the bar, and slides it toward the barkeep, who places it in the cash register, and closes the drawer.

The barkeep leans toward the cowboy, "You didn't let me finish..." he said. "The Indian never gets mad. He owns the Saloon!"


HAVE A FUNTASTIC DAY, CONSTANCE!
:D
merih1Posted by merih1   11/28/14 at 10:53am
merih1Posted by merih1   11/21/14 at 10:39am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/14 at 5:45am


Two college students should be studying for the Final exam. But they've chosen to spend the week partying instead. So, in their drunken stupor, after realizing how badly they messed up, they beg their professor to give them an extra day for the exam. Even though skeptical, they told him that they had a flat tire on the way to university and couldn't reach class in time.

So he agrees.

The two students, dedicated to getting a good score on their exam after a week of partying, spend the entire day cramming down every last possible detail of their class. When they come in the next day, the professor tells them that they'll need to take the exam in separate classrooms. Perplexed by this, the students nevertheless agree and sit down, each in their own classroom.

"For 5 points, describe the structure of the atom and all its properties." was the first question. The students, after seeing this, regain their confidence and think that this exam will be a piece of cake. After they write out all they know about the atom, they turn the page.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire was flat."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/14 at 2:55am
merih1Posted by merih1   11/7/14 at 11:18am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/3/14 at 11:16pm
JUST FOR LAUGHS.

merih1Posted by merih1   10/31/14 at 11:57am
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