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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 6:02am


Mike was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down and menacingly says, "Thanks Boy! Whatcha going to do about me drinking your drink?”

Mike planted his hands on his face, elbows on the bar,
and burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn’t think you’d
CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying... What’s your
problem, dude?"

"This is the worst day of my life," Mike says. "I’m a
complete failure. I was late to work, we had a meeting,
and my boss fired me. When I went out to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don’t even
have any insurance. I was so upset, I accidently left my
wallet in the cab that I took home. Then, I catch my
wife in bed with the postman, and next my own dog bit
me."

"So, I came into this bar, I buy a drink; drop a capsule
of rat poison in it, and as I'm sitting here watching it
dissolve; you show up and drink the whole thing!
This is the worst day of my life!
I'm such a failure!"



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/13/17 at 3:20am
FRIDAY 13th (my lucky day) 2017
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/17 at 11:38pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/10/17 at 3:11am
Yes, I was MARRIED, once...
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/10/17 at 2:19am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/9/17 at 8:29am


Have a fantastic week!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/7/17 at 5:59pm
Music to fall asleep by...

https://youtu.be/ho9rZjlsyYY


DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/6/17 at 9:47am




Gettin Jiggy with it :)


"Runaway" Starship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQKQNXFl4c
DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/5/17 at 12:06pm
♥Wishing You a Wonderful Thursday♥

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 11:45pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 3:19am
DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/3/17 at 9:45am
Hey Everyone
Hope you all had a Wonderful Holiday Season :)
Happy New Year!!!!!
I've missed everyone here but I really had a great time with my family.♥
Wishing Everyone A Wonderful Week in this New Year and May Peace and Happiness Be Yours in 2017.
Hugs To All ♥Melissa♥



Cheers to 2017!!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 5:56am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

BastetPaladinPosted by BastetPaladin   12/31/16 at 5:16pm






A Happy and Blessed New Year to all !



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/31/16 at 8:05am


I never make resolutions, because I'll never lie to myself, or anyone else...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/31/16 at 6:23am
Check-out these 2-little girls' video

https://youtu.be/s-SJKNp9x60
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/30/16 at 7:12pm
I'm wishing 2017 brings you health, wealth, happiness, and true love.

Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   12/30/16 at 1:54pm


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