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Full Name:	Angel...Smita
Location:	Paradise Island
Occupation:	Peace
Birthday:	September 22nd
Education:	University

Last Login:	12/14/15
Join Date:	7/23/14
Profile Views:	32,909

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My Website:	Mystifying ash on fb

Interests:	Surfing on net Watching movies Doing research Enjoying....

Favorite TV Shows:	Wwe Smackdown Raw
Favorite Quotes:	You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth.

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Posted by sundar223 6/5/18 at 4:50am

Posted by gubicii 7/11/17 at 5:43pm

Posted by blueangels1015 12/14/16 at 7:14pm

Love it and have a Merry Christmas for your friends, family and you!

Posted by gubicii 7/17/16 at 5:06pm

Posted by natived 5/22/16 at 5:57pm

feliz noche amigo
besitos
natived

Posted by taunteanna 3/12/16 at 4:21pm

Posted by gubicii 2/11/16 at 6:28pm

Posted by Puppydawg 2/11/16 at 10:45am

There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"

Posted by Puppydawg 2/5/16 at 11:51am

https://youtu.be/WJZY__j0Tyk

THIS IS THE REAL MACOYS FROM HEE HAW!

Posted by Puppydawg 1/27/16 at 11:38am

Three bulls in the field hear that the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull says, "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull says, "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull says, "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture, stops, and begins to unload the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes the steel ramp strains under his weight.

First Bull says, "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull says, "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

First Bull says, "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull answers, "He can have all my cows, I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"

Posted by Lamamake 1/26/16 at 1:06pm

Posted by natived 1/21/16 at 8:39am

buenos dias amigos
feliz jueves
natived

Posted by natived 1/15/16 at 9:50am

buenos dias amigo
feliz viernes
besitos
natived

Posted by natived 1/8/16 at 8:16am

feliz viernes amigo
besitos
natived

Posted by judya1 1/6/16 at 4:41pm

Wishing a phantastic 3-Kings-Day to you

Well, at least the long row of holidays is over now.

hugs judy

Posted by Puppydawg 1/6/16 at 6:35am

Black and White TV

(Under age 45? You won't understand)

You could hardly see for all the snow, spread those rabbit ears as far as they go.

"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter and I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake, instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

Flunking gym was not an option... Even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah... And where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.

Now, it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $99 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either; because if we did we got our butt spanked there and then we got our butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Rybolt from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off.
Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house.

Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a jerk. Yes, it was a neighborhood run a muck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family.

How could we possibly have known that?

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped by so many social ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA; AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!

I remember that life's most simple pleasures were very often the best!

HAVE A GOOD DAY

Posted by gubicii 12/30/15 at 6:07pm

Posted by Puppydawg 12/30/15 at 7:09am

...for being my friend for a year!

Posted by Puppydawg 12/28/15 at 10:02am

Two older men with Alzheimer's are sitting in a park, and an ice-cream van pull's up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks, "Do you want an ice-cream, Bill?"

Bob says, "Yes, please, with chocolate syrup. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?"

Bill says, "In that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it, too. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't, don't worry. Chocolate syrup and chopped nuts, coming right up," and Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

Forty minutes later, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs.

Bill screams, "You nincompoop! I knew you'd forget! You knew I wanted mayonnaise on mine!"

Posted by Puppydawg 12/26/15 at 8:51am

Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out...

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER... YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL!

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