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Full Name:marilo artsruni
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Birthday:January 8th, 1951
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Yaty03Posted by Yaty03   6/14/17 at 5:50am
❤ Hello Dear Friend :)

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   5/28/17 at 6:20pm
bonniiePosted by bonniie   4/14/17 at 5:09pm
Happy Easter to You my dear Marilo :)




bonniiePosted by bonniie   3/17/17 at 4:49pm
Hello Marilo, Wishing You a Happy Weekend :)




bonniiePosted by bonniie   12/31/16 at 4:22pm
Happy New Year 2017 dear Marilo :)




bonniiePosted by bonniie   12/24/16 at 8:21am
A Merry Christmas to You dear Marilo :)




bonniiePosted by bonniie   10/31/16 at 2:23pm
Happy Halloween Marilo :)




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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/2/16 at 7:31am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/27/16 at 11:38am


Three bulls in the field hear that the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull says, "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull says, "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull says, "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture, stops, and begins to unload the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes the steel ramp strains under his weight.

First Bull says, "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull says, "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

First Bull says, "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull answers, "He can have all my cows, I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/14/16 at 7:44am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/6/16 at 6:12am


Black and White TV

(Under age 45? You won't understand)

You could hardly see for all the snow, spread those rabbit ears as far as they go.

"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter and I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake, instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

Flunking gym was not an option... Even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah... And where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.

Now, it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $99 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either; because if we did we got our butt spanked there and then we got our butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Rybolt from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off.
Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house.

Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a jerk. Yes, it was a neighborhood run a muck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family.

How could we possibly have known that?

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped by so many social ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA; AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!

I remember that life's most simple pleasures were very often the best!

HAVE A GOOD DAY
:)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/16 at 7:46am
Only the strong (romantic) survive life; hang in there.



https://youtu.be/bSRW0MkJPr0

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/16 at 10:15am


Two hunters are walking through the woods, come to a clearing, and see a deep, dark hole, and one hunter says to the other, "How deep is that thing?"

They both find a rusty anvil and throw it in. The anvil falls so far that the hunters don't hear it hit the bottom, but then they suddenly see a goat sprinting past them, and it jumps into the hole. They stand by the hole disbelieving what just happened, and a farmer comes rushing-up to them.

The farmer says, "Have you guys seen my goat, Becky?"

The hunters reply, "Yeah, it ran passed us and jumped into that hole."

The farmer says, "That's impossible. She couldn't have done that. She was chained to a 125-pound anvil!"




I know, cruelty & animals - this is my first joke of 2016.
!!! Happy New Year !!!
:)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/29/15 at 8:26am


Two elderly women walk from the parking lot, onto the Florida beach, overlooking the ocean. They sit down and slowly strike up a conversation.

"So, you moved down here, after you retired. What did you do before?"

"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"

"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."

"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."

"What's that?"

"How do you start a flood?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/28/15 at 8:49am


Two older men with Alzheimer's are sitting in a park, and an ice-cream van pull's up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks, "Do you want an ice-cream Bill?"

Bob says, "Yes, please, with chocolate syrup. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?"

Bill says, "In that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it, too. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't, don't worry. Chocolate syrup and chopped nuts, coming right up," and Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

Forty minutes later, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs.

Bill screams, "You nincompoop! I knew you'd forget! You knew I wanted mayonnaise on mine!"




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/26/15 at 8:51am


Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested?
A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out...

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER... YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/21/15 at 9:08pm


A couple of nights ago, Fred was out celebrating an early Christmas, of drinks with friends at the local saloon. He had a few too many beers, and then topped it off with a margarita; not a good idea.

Knowing full well he was over the drinking limit, he did something he had never done before - he took a taxi home.

Sure enough, they came to a police road block, but because it's a taxi they waved it past.

Fred arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, because he's never driven a taxi before, and not too sure of where he got it.





PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/19/15 at 8:17am


A drunk man finds a woman's purse and calls a radio station.

He tells the DJ, "I found this purse outside of Biker's Bar & Grill. It has $1,500 in cash, a credit card, an iPhone, and a driver's license with Barbra's name on it."

The DJ asks in an impressed tone, "It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"

"Oh, no," he said, "I just wanted to request a really sad song to play for Barbra."

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