gubicii 9 years ago

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KK_DESIGNS 11 years ago

Lamborghini Huracan LP610-4
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have a great day :)

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black]Meskel Square, in Ethiopia; where there's lots of rushing traffic of cars, trucks, busses, people walking, and no crashes, fender-benders, as everything flows smoothly. This video is short and leaves you filled with wonder.

http://youtu.be/UEIn8GJIg0E[/color][/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B][color=black][U]DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE[/U]

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."

"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"

"That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license?
I told him 'yes' and handed it to him.
He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore.'
So, I thanked him and left!"[/color][/B]

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[B][color=green][I]May "Good Luck" fall upon your house like thunder, but not put holes in your roof![/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]HANDY AUTO FOR THE MAN/WOMAN-ON-THE-GO![/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.

As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth." [/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Right-up front, I'm telling you; I still love my ex-wife,

http://youtu.be/2ov0n38Rn0o

but I watched this one twice, before I started to laugh![/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]A bit behind Christmas, but HEY!
"The Rusty Chevrolet!"
http://youtu.be/50IgzksUqpQ

"Da Turdy Point Buck"
http://youtu.be/DZOC1QXTQLk[/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]SENIORS TEXTING CODE:

ATD: At The Doctor
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aide On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas
ROFLACGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder![/B]