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Full Name:Larry
Location:Somewhere between the moon and New York city
Occupation:OTR Truck driver
Birthday:March 3rd, 1954
Last Login:12/4/16
Join Date:8/21/10
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About Me:I'm just an old over the road truck driver crisscrossing the country on a regular basis. Been from Halifax, Nova Scotia to San Diego,CA and Vancouver, British Columbia to Key West, FL and damn near everywhere in between. At the end of my day, God and AT&T willing I enjoy going online from the comfort of my sleeper in the truck and admiring the work of some very talented people whose works grace these pages on DesktopNexus. Thanks to all for giving me something to look forward to each day!!
Interests:This job doesn't allow much free time but when I get the opportunity I love to scuba dive. I think I would make one hell of a beach bum.
Favorite Music:Mostly classic rock, some contemporary country. Can usually find good in just about any genre but just haven't been able wrap my head around rap or all that auto tuned crap that's so popular now.
Favorite Movies:Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, The Godfather, MASH, and about a thousand more
Favorite TV Shows:NCIS, The original CSI, The Big Bang Theory, Justified, Survivor
Favorite Quotes:You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.
Dr. Seuss

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
Benjamin Franklin
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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   7/10/16 at 5:18pm
KK_DESIGNSPosted by KK_DESIGNS   8/9/14 at 8:17pm
Lamborghini Huracan LP610-4

have a great day :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/12/14 at 3:48am
Meskel Square, in Ethiopia; where there's lots of rushing traffic of cars, trucks, busses, people walking, and no crashes, fender-benders, as everything flows smoothly. This video is short and leaves you filled with wonder.

http://youtu.be/UEIn8GJIg0E
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/27/14 at 4:11am






PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/13/14 at 4:24pm
DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."

"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"

"That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license?
I told him 'yes' and handed it to him.
He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore.'
So, I thanked him and left!"




May "Good Luck" fall upon your house like thunder, but not put holes in your roof!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/16/14 at 5:44am
HANDY AUTO FOR THE MAN/WOMAN-ON-THE-GO!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/23/14 at 5:06am

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.

As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife.

The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/14 at 10:25pm
Right-up front, I'm telling you; I still love my ex-wife,

http://youtu.be/2ov0n38Rn0o

but I watched this one twice, before I started to laugh!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/14 at 4:00am
A bit behind Christmas, but HEY!
"The Rusty Chevrolet!"
http://youtu.be/50IgzksUqpQ

"Da Turdy Point Buck"
http://youtu.be/DZOC1QXTQLk
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/8/14 at 2:43am
SENIORS TEXTING CODE:

ATD: At The Doctor
BFF: Best Friend Fell
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL: Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aide On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry Gas
ROFLACGU: Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/11/13 at 12:59pm
They finally released the ingredients in Viagra!
3% Vitamin E,
2% Aspirin,
2% Ibuprofen,
1% Vitamin C,
5% Spray Starch,
87% Fix-A-Flat.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/7/13 at 8:12pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PswQUvMCgcM

Share this with your friends; I just did!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/30/13 at 11:46pm
Where nightmares are born ... OMG
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/22/13 at 10:46pm
While in the playground with his friend, John noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch.

"Did you get that for your birthday?" asked John.

"Nope." replied Jimmy.

"Well, did you get it for Christmas then?".

Again Jimmy says "Nope."

"You didn't steal it, did you?" asks John.

"No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me."

John was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking.
Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily.

"What do you want now?"

"I wanna watch," John replied.

Without pausing, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch... but keep quiet!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/22/13 at 10:40pm
How-To-Unplug a Pug (read-note)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/19/13 at 6:21pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/19/13 at 5:22am
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/17/13 at 12:30am
"Please, Elton, you've got to get Buddy fixed!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/1/13 at 9:59pm
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