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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   8/11/17 at 6:01pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/16 at 8:31am
nativedPosted by natived   1/8/16 at 9:12am









feliz viernes amigo
besitos
natived
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/2/16 at 10:08am



The other day Fred bought 2 six-packs of beer that was on sale at the liquor store, for half-off. On his way home, he stopped at the gas station to get a fill-up and buy a quart of oil.

Beside his gas pump is an attractive blonde, wearing some of those "Daisy Duke" shorts, a button-up-shirt that was trying to hold back more flesh than Dolly Parton; and she was eye-balling his beer, sitting in the front seat.

She bends over to get a closer look and with her bra-less breasts almost falling out she said, in a sexy voice, "I'm a believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

Fred thought about it for a second and said, "What kind of beer you got?"


!!! Good Luck in 2016 !!!
JOHNBECKPosted by JOHNBECK   12/18/15 at 1:43pm
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Merry Christmas KK! Have a safe holiday season
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   11/25/15 at 6:54pm
nativedPosted by natived   11/25/15 at 9:24am







PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/15 at 9:09am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/15 at 4:30am

Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany

https://youtu.be/MeLxs5elNQA


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/15 at 5:07am



A burly man walks into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled-out, "I have a Colt .45, with eight rounds in the clip, and one in the chamber. And I want to know who's been sleeping with my 'Old Lady'?"

There was a long silence, then a voice from the back of the darkened room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/14/15 at 6:21pm
Have you seen the earth breathing? (not You Tube)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3313592/Walker-co...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/6/15 at 4:55am


In the light of recent police announcements that they will no longer consider it necessary to attend the scene of any domestic burglaries, I've taken down the St. George's flag from beside the house.

Also, I've peeled the burglar alarm sticker off the front door. I've disconnected our home alarm system and quit our "Neighborhood Watch Program."

I've bought two Pakistani flags on e-Bay and raised them in the front garden (yard), one at each corner, plus a black flag of ISIS in the center.

Now, the local police, CID, MI5, SAS, and other UK Counter Terrorism agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer. And I’m saving L44.95 a month.



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/17/15 at 9:03am
A politician dies and ends up standing in front of the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.

"So, you're a politician..."

"Well, yes, is that a problem?"

"Oh no, no problem. But we've recently adopted a new system for people in your line of work, and unfortunately you will have to spend a day in Hell. After that, however, you're free to choose where you want to spend eternity!" says Saint Peter.

"Wait, I have to spend a day in Hell??" asks the politician.

"Those are the rules," says Saint Peter, clicks his fingers, and WOOMPH, the guy disappears.

Next, he awakes, curled up with his hands over his eyes, knowing he's in Hell. Cautiously, he listens for the screams, sniffs the air for brimstone, and finds... Nothing. Just the smell of, is that fabric softener? And cut grass, this can't be right?

"Open your eyes!" says a voice. "C'mon, wakey wakey, we've only got 24 hours!" Nervously, he uncovers his eyes, looks around, and sees he's in a hotel room. A nice one too. Wait, this is a penthouse suite... And there's a smiling man in a suit, holding a martini.

"Who are you?" the politician asks.

"Well, I'm Satan!" says the man, handing him the drink and helping him to his feet. "Welcome to Hell!"

"Wait, this is Hell? But... Where's all the pain and suffering?" he asks.

Satan throws him a wink. "Oh, we've been a bit misrepresented over the years, it's a long story. Anyway, this is your room! The minibar is of course free, as is the room service, there's extra towels next to the hot-tub, and if you need anything, just call reception. But enough of this! It's a beautiful day, and if you'd care to look outside."

Slightly stunned by the opulent surroundings, the man wanders over to the floor-to-ceiling windows through which the sun is glowing, looks far down, and sees a group of people cheering and waving at him from a golf course.

"It's one of 5 pro-level courses on site, and there's another 6 just a few minutes drive out past the beach and harbor!" says Satan, answering his unasked question. So they head down in the lift, walk out through the glittering lobby where everyone waves and welcomes the man, as Satan signs autographs and cheerily talks shop with the laughing staff. And as he walks out, he sees the group on the golf course are made up of every one of his old friends, people he's admired for years but never met or worked with, and people whose work he's admired but died long before his career started. And out of the middle of this group walks his wife, with a massive smile and the body she had when she was 20, who throws her arms around him and plants a delicate kiss on his cheek. Everyone cheers and applauds, and as they slap him on the back and trade jokes, his worst enemy arrives, as a 2 foot tall goblin-esque caddy. He spends the day in the bright sunshine on the course, having the time of his life laughing at jokes and carrying important discussions, putting the world to rights with his friends while holding his delighted wife next to him as she gazes lovingly at him.
Later, they return to the hotel for dinner and have an enormous meal, perfectly cooked, which descends into a food-fight when someone accidentally throws a bread roll at the next table (where Gandhi is having a game of truth-or-dare with Marylyn Monroe). As everyone is falling about laughing and flinging breadsticks at each other, his wife whispers in his ear... And they return to their penthouse suite, and spend the rest of the night making love like they did on their honeymoon. After 6 hours of intense passion, the man falls deep into the 100% Egyptian cotton pillows, and falls into a deep and happy sleep...

And is woken up by St Peter. "So, that was Hell. Wasn't what you were expecting, I bet?"

"No sir!" says the man.

"So then," says St Peter, "you can make your choice. It's Hell, which you saw, or Heaven, which has choral singing, talking to God, white robes, and so on."

"Well... I know this sounds strange, but on balance, I think I'd prefer Hell" says the politician.

"Not a problem, we totally understand! Enjoy!" says St Peter, and clicks his fingers again.

The man wakes up in total darkness, the stench of ammonia filling the air and distant screams the only noise. As he adjusts, he can see the only light is from belches of flame far away, illuminating the ragged remains of people being tortured or burning in a sulphurus ocean. A sudden bolt of lightning reveals Satan next to him, wearing the same suit as before and grinning, holding a soldering iron in one hand and a coil of razor-wire in the other.

"What's this??" He cries. "Where's the hotel?? Where's my wife??? Where's the minibar, the golf-courses, the pool, the restaurant, the free drinks and the sunshine???"

"Ah," says Satan. "You see, yesterday, we were campaigning. But today, you voted."
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/15 at 11:35am


Jack and Bob talked it over for a week to go skiing. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught-up in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from....." "Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I got this letter from her lawyer, and it says she just died, and left me everything."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/3/15 at 9:01am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/19/15 at 8:53am
I used to have a 2nd truck for this kind of sport, before I got married. But I'm older and wiser, now. So, I like to watch these lunatic's on the video's. Besides, I can sit in my easy chair and watch which is better than being in the woods, smelling exhaust, getting eaten by mosquitoes, flies, ticks, chiggers, and flea's all day!
Here is one (of many) that I like and I hope you see why I enjoy watching these from the comforts of my home. They are a breed of their own, those who love a mean machine of the fields, highways, and at home in the wooly woods!

https://youtu.be/2DoG4P2P82k

carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   7/30/15 at 10:06am





Out of Africa (To an Athlete Dying Young)
https://youtu.be/-yRhm6zfnbY

Karen reads aloud A.E. Houseman's poem "To an Athlete Dying Young" at Denys' funeral in this wonderful film. The poem is a beautiful elegy, well chosen to fit the character of Denys (Robert Redford).


HE WAS NOT MINE!
"The time you won your town the race
/We chaired you through the market-place;
Man and boy stood cheering by,
And home we brought you shoulder-high...

Smart lad, to slip betimes away
From fields where glory does not stay
And early though the laurel grows
It withers quicker than the rose...

Now you will not swell the rout
Of lads that wore their honours out,
Runners whom renown outran
And the name died before the man...

And round that early-laurelled head
Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead
,And find unwithered on its curls
A garland briefer than a girl's.











Out of Africa (1985) In 20th century colonial Kenya, a Danish baroness/plantation owner has a passionate love affair with a free-spirited big-game hunter.

Out of Africa John Barry Soundtrack (10:00)
https://youtu.be/PRMo4iZaNlg

A Favorite Book, Film & Music Score - I Hope U enjoy Carmen!









Out of Africa & Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - Clarinet concerto in A major, K. 622 - Adagio (HD)
https://youtu.be/Rjzf_cWzlp8







PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/29/15 at 11:58pm
WARNING FROM POLICE

THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN


BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.

So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want it to fall into the wrong hands.

Please share this with your friends and family!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/25/15 at 6:17am


I know, "WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?" It's only a day!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/22/15 at 9:06pm
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