Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black]For the man who has everything, the "on-the-go" shifter, or the truly serious "Sportsman of the woods."[/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]Three men die on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

"In honor of this Holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on, "It's a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They sound like bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass."

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The Irishman stuttered and replied, "These are Carol's!"

And so the Christmas season begins... and I sure hope the jokes get a lot better.[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[color=black]Who says that men have no memory?

A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall, and the place was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she was surprised to look up and see that her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset, because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone, just to ask him where he was?

In a quiet voice he said, "Honey, do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago? Where you fell in love with that diamond necklace, the one that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you, one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He replied, [I]"Well, I'm in the bar, right next door!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=red][I]Don, welcome to my crazy world![/I][/color]

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[B][I]Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany[/I]

https://youtu.be/MeLxs5elNQA [/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Try to imagine a car body over 3-wheeled Harley Davidson[/I]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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truckdriver 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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