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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/4/17 at 12:34am
LOL - Just a joke... :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/2/17 at 4:39am
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/17 at 2:17am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 4:10am
Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than
stuff made up: when southern Florida resident Nathan R's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his
wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it
looked similar to high-grade cocaine, and they'd
probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras
and pleaded with the burglars:

"Please, return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude. She died three years ago."

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local
drug dealer known as Hoochie P. was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The white box was here too; about half of Gertrude's
ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

"Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry, but we snorted your sister, too. No hard feelings.
Have a nice day.”

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 3:37am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 6:02am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/23/16 at 4:27am
welchaPosted by welcha   10/21/16 at 10:09am




thanks for the fans wish you a nice weekend :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/4/16 at 2:30am
I had to ask, "What is Celibacy?"

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed
by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I,
listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and
describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began my life of celibacy...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/20/16 at 9:38pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/2/16 at 4:59pm
I'M MOMMIES DEBIL...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/10/16 at 6:11am


:):):):):):):):):) FRIDAY ?
:):):):):):):):)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/16/16 at 7:45pm
Live life to its fullest with no regrets...
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/9/16 at 10:00am


Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the table that you liked?"

Jeff admitted, "Well, yes, I did."

She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $100."

After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons, and since Jeff doesn't, that he should come to their house, around 2:00 PM on Friday.

Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had a romp for a few hours and then, Jeff left.

Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"

Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."

Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"

Sandy thought, 'Oh no, he knows!' reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100."

"Good," Dave says. "Jeff came to the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me, and he said that he'd stop by our house, on his way home, and pay me back. You know? It's so good to have a friend, one you can trust and count on to pay on-time."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/5/16 at 11:46pm


A priest, a minister, and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched toward Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted. "The best praying I ever did... was when I was hanging upside-down, from a telephone pole."

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