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Full Name:Astha
Location:South Asia
Occupation:school
Birthday:May 3rd, 1998
Education:High scool 2nd year
Last Login:7/18/16
Join Date:11/7/14
Profile Views:7,641
Personal Information
About Me:Something....Something..
U Cn nevr guess .:D
But as I write u might know I'm nt more than17
Ha!
My zodiac - Taurus
Yummies: strawberries
. all fast foods u Cn imagine!
Interests:Drawing n stuff like writing songs..!! ^_^
But.. Nt yet released any,,,
.....;) .Mostly.. Love& heart break songs..
Favorite Music:I'm a versatile....!
Fav. Band: One OK Rock!!!
Scandal!

Singer: Demi lovato, Nana mizuki,may'n
. Justin bieber,Bruno Mars, Taylor Swift, ........plus my mom ^_^
Rapers: Eminem,Whiz Khalifa,Tinie Tempah
. and my brother Mark!!
Favorite Books:Apart frm school syllabus..
Everything prattling!!!! Wooohooo... Mangas!!
N love story type . Oh! N which ends perfectly beautiful..

And nowadays I read Bible..its nice!
Favorite Movies:27dresses.. Its sooooooo awsome
wat movies..man!
Check out my favorite. Anime list:
Beyond the boundary
Arcana Famiglia
Bleach
Hyouka
K-on!
My little monster
Enazuma eleven

... God there r 50 more..

Favorite TV Shows:"Beyond the boundary"
But now they've stopped showing it on Animax :(
N.. All Anime....
Specially., Sket Dance
Nura:Rise of the yokai clan
etc
Apart:
Grey's Anatomy
One tree Hill
The big bang theory
New GiRL
Friends
Favorite Quotes:Show u'reself as u r.. N b wat u show u'rself
. :)
bloom like a flower n spread u're love like pollen

Fav Psalm of Bible: Don't ever give up on worry or anger
It only leads to trouble;
Those who trust in d lord will posses d land
But d wicked will b driven out
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RosasioPosted by Rosasio   10/24/16 at 8:00pm
Hi.
How are you doing may I ask you?
from: james :)
beth2shyPosted by beth2shy   8/2/16 at 3:01am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/1/16 at 6:30am
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "ARE WE OVER THE BORDER, YET?"

YukiHonokawaPosted by YukiHonokawa   6/9/16 at 1:23pm


Have a great day! :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/16/16 at 9:15pm


Q. 500 Bricks are on an airplane, one falls off. How many are left?

A. 499.

Q. What are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator?

A. Open Door, put elephant in refrigerator, close door.

Q. What are four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator?

A. Open door, take elephant out of refrigerator, put giraffe in refrigerator, close door.

Q. The lion throws a huge birthday party. All the animals but one go. Which is it and why?

A. The giraffe: he's still in the refrigerator.

Q. Sally swims across an alligator infested river and doesn't get eaten. How?

A. The alligators are at the lion's birthday party.

Q. Sally is found dead within the next 5 minutes: why?

A. She was hit by a brick falling from the sky!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/13/16 at 9:41pm


I've had better days, but I've had worse days, too!
Play safe, and have a fantastic week-end!
May God Bless & protect you...
See you Monday!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/28/16 at 2:08am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/21/16 at 8:20am


Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.



♥ Thank you for being my friend
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/17/16 at 8:46am

A naked woman wanders into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender stares at her from head to toe, then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third.

Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says,

"What? Have you never seen a naked woman before?"

"That I have, Miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers?"

"Who said I was paying? The free looks you're getting should be priceless!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/6/16 at 5:08am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/5/16 at 11:40am
Wishing you a most beautiful Tuesday!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/16/16 at 2:31am
REVISED EDITION


A man and his wife are in a car accident...
They both end up dying and going up to Heaven. The husband looks around; he's astounded at how beautiful it is up there. The weather is perfect and they can see that all of their friends are about to go and play golf, one of their most favorite pastimes as a couple. It's everything they could ever imagine, and more.

A man in a white robe approached and the husband looks at him and asks, "Are you God?"

God responds, "That's me."

"Does this mean we're in Heaven?"

"Yes, indeed, you are!"

The old man then turns to his wife and she slaps her husband hard across the face.

"What was that for?" screams the man.

"Because you made me stop smoking and drinking... and I could've been up here a lot sooner!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/15/16 at 7:33am


An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,

"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.

"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied, "The balcony"...


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/11/16 at 7:04am


A father told his three sons when he sent them to the university, "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you don't owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it; and as a token, please each of you, put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened.

The sons became a doctor, a lawyer, and a financial planner, each very successful financially.

Later in years, when they saw their father in the coffin one day, they remembered his wish.

First, it was the doctor who put ten $100 bills into the chest pocket of his fathers jacket.

Then came the financial planner, who put a $1,000 bill there, too.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer's turn. He dipped into his pocket, took out his checkbook, and wrote a check for $3,000.

He put it into his father's coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/10/16 at 3:15pm


LADIES NIGHT OUT

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 2:30 a.m., I was as drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9-times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh shoot," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat.

Thank you for being my friend, Astha...
Now, go and have a beautiful Thursday!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/7/16 at 6:49am
Good morning, Astha! :)

Q - What's the difference between a Crocodile and an Alligator?

A - The way they are spelled and pronounced.



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/27/16 at 7:56pm


AWWWWWWWWWWWW! :)

psycofairyPosted by psycofairy   2/24/16 at 2:39am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/22/16 at 1:10pm



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/20/16 at 8:00pm


Have you seen this video of the Lady clerk that won't allow Muslim immigrants to walk out of her store without paying for their products? She's not an easy push-over, as she warns them, then pepper-sprays them, and then...

https://youtu.be/U52KX9L7HHg

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