Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black][I]What is a friend made of? Sticks and stones, blood and veins wrapped around living things. A thinking brain, a beating heart, kidneys that whizz, and lungs that breathe sweet air, oxygen, and moistened molecules. Smooth skin of various hues to hold our muscles onto our tendons and bones. This is what my friend is made of; with eyes that can see, ears to hear, a mouth to talk from, and eat apples, berries, and fish. I know this description sounds bad, but my friends are truly beautiful human beings.[/I]
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Roger[/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]A man and a woman who had never met before, but
who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married to each other."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he answered.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"[/I]
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JAVAJODI 9 years ago

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gubicii 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=purple][I]Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs![/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[color=purple][I]Live your life as if there's no tomorrow!
But no breaking of the ten commandments![/I][/color]
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[B][color=black]1. The villagers decided to pray for rain. Then, on the day of prayer everyone gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's FAITH.

2. When you toss a baby in the air, she laughs because
she knows you will catch her.
That's TRUST.

3. Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of
being alive the next morning but still we set our alarm
to wake up.
That's HOPE.

4. We plan big things for tomorrow despite zero knowledge of the future.
That's CONFIDENCE.

5. We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.
That's LOVE.

6. On an old man's shirt was written: "I am not 80 years old....I'm sweet 16 with 64 years of experience."
That's ATTITUDE.[/color][color=red]

[U]Have a happy day, live your life like these six![/U]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]A young college student goes to meet with her young professor about her failing grades.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam," she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully up into his eyes, "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."

He (looking down) returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Anything," she says as she grabs the material of his trouser legs.

His voice softens, "Really, anything??"

"Absolutely anything," and she bites her lower lip.

His voice turns to a whisper, [I]"Would you, please try to study?"[/I]
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Enjoy this most beautiful Wednesday, Christa![/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]Bob is being interviewed to become a Police Officer. The Captain conducting the interview starts with some general knowledge questions.

The Captain asks, "What is the National animal of America?"

Bob correctly answers, "Bald eagle."

The next question, "How many states are there in America?"

Again, Bob answers correctly, "Fifty States."

The captain asks the last general knowledge question, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Bob is stumped by this question, and thinks for a long time. He finally says, "I don't know."

Disappointed that the candidate couldn't answer a simple history question, he dismisses Bob, saying, "You really should go find out who it was."

Bob leaves the interview and goes home. His wife asks, "How did the interview go?"

Bob replies with a big smile on his face, [I]"Great! I've already been assigned to a murder investigation."[/I]
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CiTiBoY 10 years ago

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JAVAJODI 10 years ago

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