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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 2:15am

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer.

Then suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm going to divorce the wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of his beer, and says, "Better think it over, Bubba, because women like that are hard to find."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 12:51am

Everyone Thinks Senior Citizens are Senile

An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was unlocked, so they went in, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved, 'I love you, Sally.'

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, "We must give it back." (But he didn't say, 'we have got to!')

Sally said, "Finders keepers," and she put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.

"Pardon me," said the first officer. "Did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car, yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Jerry said, "She’s lying. She hid it, up in the attic!"

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he’s getting senile."

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said, "Tell us the story, from the beginning."

Jerry said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school, yesterday..."

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "Were outta here!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/25/16 at 9:27pm

60th High School Reunion

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles.

They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes... yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower.

But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes”
or did she say “No?”

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her response.
With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.

As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say, 'Yes' or did you say 'No?' "

"Why you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes, I will.' And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued, "And I am so glad you called, because I couldn't remember who asked me!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/25/16 at 10:19am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/24/16 at 10:03am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 4:07am

I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/21/16 at 6:10am

Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/16/16 at 6:25am

My friend, Charlie, has only one arm, bless him. I saw him and shouted, "Where you off to, Charlie?"

He said, "I'm off to change a light bulb."

Well, I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing, then said, "That's going to be a bit awkward isn't it?"

"Not really," he said. "I still have the receipt, you insensitive twerp!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/15/16 at 8:20am

Thank God It's Friday!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/15/16 at 6:52am
Spring is in the air...

...are you ready for doing this on the week-ends?

Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   4/13/16 at 6:48am
Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   4/13/16 at 6:38am

Good morning sunshine
Bonjour Christophe
Ah bon, tu as une nouvelle voiture!C'est super!
Merci pour ton amiti
Je t'embrasse trs fort
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   4/12/16 at 5:07pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/10/16 at 9:51am

Jesus walks into a Hotel and places nails on the reception desk. The receptionist takes a moment to understand, not speaking Aramaic, but is able to explain in mime that nails are not legal tender.

After Jesus leaves, a duck that has been kind of harassing the receptionist for the last few days (by asking for grapes) waddles in. The duck asks if the receptionist has any nails, and the receptionist finally snaps. Deciding to walk out on the most ludicrous workday of his life, the receptionist goes to the bar, and is infuriated to find it closed.

Earlier that day a horse walked into that bar.

The bartender said, "Why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before it's knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say, the bar was closed for the rest of the day.

So the receptionist finding it closed jimmies open a window, not caring who sees. But two old friends across the street, a priest and a rabbi, DO see. They decide they should do something to calm this agitated man down, follow him through the window, and into the bar.

The bartender, having spent all day cleaning up after the horse, sees the receptionist, the priest, and the rabbi come into the bar, and stops scrubbing long enough to ask, "Is this some kind of a joke?!"

Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   4/9/16 at 12:08pm

Have a lovley day, friend!
DarksongPosted by Darksong   4/8/16 at 8:57am
Wishing You a Lovely Friday & Weekend ;)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/8/16 at 12:53am
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Bisous Orchid. Week-end prolong,cela fait du bien. Fete de Pques oblige. J'ai pu rachet une nouvelle voiture ,mieux que l'autre! Et toi comment vas-tu? Je sais que tu dois travailler beaucoup et que tu n'est pas souvent connecte. Je pense toi et te souhaite plein de bonnes choses. Grosses , grosses bises ma chre Orchid. Christophe;
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Bisou Orchid. Comment cela va pour toi! Moi ,je me suis fait voler ma voiture il y quelques jours. Drole d'poque! Mais cela ne m'empeche pas de continuer de vivre. Cela sera l'occasion d'en racheter une nouvelle. Et de ton cot pas de problme, Sinon tu peux m'en parler. Gros bisous toi, Christophe.
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