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Full Name: Christophe
Location:FRANCE (Nord).
Birthday:September 29th
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Favorite Music:Funk - disco - 60,70,80.
Favorite Books:Stephen King.
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9 Hours Ago


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12 Hours Ago
I was invited to a costume party, last week. I had dressed as a chicken, and I met this pretty woman who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and... a lifelong question was answered.
It was the chicken.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 2:08pm


As a truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Michael! Okay?
It's winter-time in New York! Yes?
And I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"



DarksongPosted by Darksong   Yesterday at 9:56am
♥To ALL My Dear Friends♥
I will be Out of Touch for about a week as we are having some work done here on the home front.
That also means disconnecting the computer for a spell. :( Hopefully be back by next Wednesday the latest.

Early Wishes from Me for a Great Day, A Happy Valentine’s Day, A Terrific Valentine Weekend ♥

♥♥“All You Need Is Love”♥♥
See You Soon :) :) :)







♥Hugs♥
Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   Yesterday at 9:11am

Hi Christophe




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmizD42-Ckw

















Pas de facebook Christophe
j'ai desactiv ma page
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/8/16 at 12:11pm
DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/8/16 at 10:08am
♥Showing Some Love on Your Page My Friend♥



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/16 at 11:49am


https://youtu.be/WJZY__j0Tyk

THIS IS THE REAL MACOYS FROM HEE HAW!


DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/5/16 at 10:42am




Hugs♥
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 12:06am


A man named Sam is doing an interview for a new job.

The CEO asks, "Sam, have you ever been in any wars?"

Sam says, "Yes, I was in Iraq."

The CEO asks, "Were you injured in any way?"

Sam replies, "Yeah, I was actually near the site of an explosion, and the shrapnel hit me in the groin. I lost both of my testicles."

The CEO says, "Oh wow! That's really awful! Do you have any allergies we should know about?"

Sam says, "Why, yes, actually, I'm allergic to caffeine."

"Well", the CEO said, "We'd like to hire you! Our normal business hours are 8-4, but you can come work 10-4, and still get paid for 8-hours."

"If you don't mind me asking, why 10-4 instead of 8-4, like the others?"

"Well," the CEO replies, "We generally stand around shooting-the-bull, drinking coffee, and scratch... ourselves the first 2-hours."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/3/16 at 8:44am


A man goes to his church to confess.

Man: "Father, I have sinned."

Priest: "And how have you sinned?"

Man: "I have stolen someone's bicycle, and am now here to give it to you."

Priest: "No, no - don't give it to me; return it to the person you have stolen it from and you shall be forgiven."

Man: "I did that, but he said he didn't want it."

Priest: "In that case, you may keep the bicycle for yourself."

The man leaves.

After the day is over, the priest goes out of the church to find his bicycle is missing.

Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   2/3/16 at 8:37am


Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   2/3/16 at 8:28am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbGuSXkGAuU


Blowing some winter love your way sweet friend!
DarksongPosted by Darksong   2/1/16 at 10:26am






Hugs♥
DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/29/16 at 10:51am
"Happy Friday" :) :) :) :) Smile :) :) :)





♥"BIG HUGS"♥


Michael Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKe4tLrjWn4

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/27/16 at 9:46am


A young college student goes to meet with her young professor about her failing grades.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam," she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully up into his eyes, "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."

He (looking down) returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Anything," she says as she grabs the material of his trouser legs.

His voice softens, "Really, anything??"

"Absolutely anything," and she bites her lower lip.

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you, please try to study?"

Enjoy this beautiful Wednesday, Chris!


LamamakePosted by Lamamake   1/26/16 at 12:21pm
DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/25/16 at 10:39am
Wishing You a Lovely Day♥



Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   1/24/16 at 10:30am


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fsQ6xHt4sI











Much love from my heart to your heart dear friend
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/23/16 at 7:00pm
have a great weekend
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