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HELLO?

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I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"


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A 17-year old dude goes to his local pharmacy.

"Hello mister, I'll be at my new girlfriends house for dinner today, tonight, you know? And become acquainted with her parents, and so on. Then after the dinner though, I'm probably going to have some fun times, my girlfriend, is hot, you know? So, uh, you know the deal, right? So, is there something you might could suggest for me?"

"Well, I'd probably suggest that you might want to be protected, and buy some condoms?"

"Well, uh, sounds cool, yeah, uh, I think, yes, I will take some."

As he is about to leave the pharmacy, he stops, and then returns.

"Wait a second. You know, she uh, her mom, well she's uh, ah, uh, well? maybe I should get some, uh, you know, uh, buy some more, uh, you know, take some more condoms."

Later, at the dinner the young man is completely silent, and is just looking at the table.

His girlfriend whispers to him, "If I'd known you was going to be all silent, and stuff, I wouldn't have invited you to be at this dinner!" she said.

The young man then answers back, "If I'd had known that your dad was the local pharmacist, I probably wouldn't have even agreed to be here!"

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...............................Sweet dreams................................

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Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!

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https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw

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A motivational speaker is giving a speech to 1,000 married men.

He starts out by asking, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a week?"

A few hundred of the men stand up, cheer, and high five each other.

Then the speaker asks, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a month?"

Again, several hundred men stand up, raise their hands and cheer.

Finally, the speaker asks, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a year?"

One man stands up, cheers, and hoots & hollers.

Perplexed, the speaker says, "Why are you cheering if you only have sex once a year?"

The man replies, "Because tonight's the night!!"


HAVE A GOOD DAY

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A drunk man finds a woman's purse and calls a radio station.

He tells the DJ, "I found this purse outside of Biker's Bar & Grill. It has $1,500 in cash, a credit card, an iPhone, and a driver's license with Rebecca's name on it."

The DJ asks in an impressed tone, "It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"

"Oh, no," he said, "I just wanted to request a really sad song to play for Rebecca."

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....Please, don't let it die.

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