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My Website:axis-jimihendrixtribute.com
About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
Favorite Movies:Tom Dowd "The Language Of Music"...and too many others to list...
Favorite TV Shows:American Horror Story, Bates Motel, United States of Tara, Breaking Bad....
Favorite Quotes:"Reality Is But A Shared Illusion"

"If you want to become a GREAT Jazz Musician, FIRST you have to strive to become a GREAT Human Being"
-CHARLIE HADEN-
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Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   4 Hours Ago
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 7:46am


Those who are depressed are living in the past.
Those who are filled with anxiety are living in the future.
Those who are at peace are more relaxed, because they are living for today.
This is the way God wants us to live. Amen.


CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   4/28/16 at 4:38pm


I spotted this smile on somebody's profile... and I caught the smile bug! It's very contagious! Pass it on to someone you care about. Wouldn't it be nice to see all of Desktop Nexus smiling today? :D :D :D

Have a cheerful day! :D

PS. If you go to someone's profile and the smile is already there, just leave it again anyway. The more smiles a person has, the better off they are! :D :D :D :D :D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/28/16 at 1:34am

.........Your friend, Roger
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   4/27/16 at 6:01pm
:-* :-* :-*

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 1:05pm


Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," the man replied.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go, right now."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 2:14am


Earl and Nick are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer.

Then suddenly Nick says, "Think I'm going to divorce the wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of his beer, and says, "Better think it over, Nick, because women like that are hard to find."


cat-loverPosted by cat-lover   4/26/16 at 10:45pm
entcoffPosted by entcoff   4/26/16 at 3:31pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/25/16 at 9:55pm


60th High School Reunion

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles.

They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes... yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower.

But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes”
or did she say “No?”

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her response.
With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.

As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say, 'Yes' or did you say 'No?' "

"Why you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes, I will.' And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued, "And I am so glad you called, because I couldn't remember who asked me!"


gubiciiPosted by gubicii   4/25/16 at 5:15pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/25/16 at 10:05am
Good morning Nick!
Have you seen the woman who was picked to replace Andrew Jackson for our $20-bill?
This picture was suggested (as a joke) since "Prince" has recently died...



What do you think?



CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   4/25/16 at 12:02am
Guess what!?!

I am



....exactly 4 years on Desktop Nexus!

If I hadn't joined DN 4 years ago today, we wouldn't even know each other! How long have you been a member? Put it in the wallpaper comments, if you'd like!

Have a fantastic day! :D

Elaine :)

PS. I've been coming around quite a bit lately, I know. I'll be returning to work soon, I'm not sure quite when... I won't have as much time on DN, when that happens--so I guess I'm living it up while I can. :)


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/24/16 at 10:03am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 4:36am


I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"


CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   4/22/16 at 11:17pm


Greetings, Everyone! :D

It's Springtime in North America, and it's finally starting to show up more. Tiny leaves are just starting to unfurl on the maple tree in my back yard. Flowers are blooming; everything from dandelions to daffodils. Often I can sit out in the yard without a jacket.

I hope you are having delightful weather wherever you live. I know that south of the equator, you are getting into the Fall season. My wish for you are beautiful Autumn leaves and good walking weather.

(By the way, guess how I learned that it's Fall south of the equator? From all of you Aussies on DN! :D)

Wherever you live, have a lovely day, and a great weekend! :D

Elaine :)

PS. I've written a new journal entry about wobbly walking, working...(?) and a special anniversary I'll be celebrating this Sunday.

https://my.desktopnexus.com/CollieSmile/journal/





Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   4/21/16 at 5:34pm
Hugs!

entcoffPosted by entcoff   4/21/16 at 9:11am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/21/16 at 6:00am


Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/19/16 at 2:21am


To my friend Nick
As another day begins to darken and end, I come to your page, not to show bright or flashy colors, but to allow you to know that I can type many words and never say anything that you didn't already know. With this off of my chest (brain) I wish you a night full of happy dreams, many colors of paint or crayons, and pleasing thoughts of better times in your near future!

https://youtu.be/YaxGNQE5ZLA

Many warm wishes, a simple hug, or hand shake from one of your older (wiser?) friends and fan,
Roger
:)

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