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My Website:axis-jimihendrixtribute.com
About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
Favorite Movies:Tom Dowd "The Language Of Music"...and too many others to list...
Favorite TV Shows:American Horror Story, Bates Motel, United States of Tara, Breaking Bad....
Favorite Quotes:"Reality Is But A Shared Illusion"

"If you want to become a GREAT Jazz Musician, FIRST you have to strive to become a GREAT Human Being"
-CHARLIE HADEN-
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bonniiePosted by bonniie   18 Hours Ago
Wishing You a Relaxing Sunday my dear Nick :)




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/17 at 1:08am
bonniiePosted by bonniie   1/18/17 at 4:30pm
Hi Nick :)




bonniiePosted by bonniie   1/17/17 at 4:26pm
Hello my dear Nick,
Wishing You a Happy Day :)




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/17/17 at 5:57am


Mike was sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down and menacingly says, "Thanks Boy! Whatcha going to do about me drinking your drink?”

Mike planted his hands on his face, elbows on the bar,
and burst into tears.

"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn’t think you’d
CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying... What’s your
problem, dude?"

"This is the worst day of my life," Mike says. "I’m a
complete failure. I was late to work, we had a meeting,
and my boss fired me. When I went out to the parking
lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don’t even
have any insurance. I was so upset, I accidently left my
wallet in the cab that I took home. Then, I catch my
wife in bed with the postman, and next my own dog bit
me."

"So, I came into this bar, I buy a drink; drop a capsule
of rat poison in it, and as I'm sitting here watching it
dissolve; you show up and drink the whole thing!
This is the worst day of my life!
I'm such a failure!"



entcoffPosted by entcoff   1/16/17 at 1:53pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/16/17 at 6:19am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/13/17 at 3:12am
FRIDAY 13th, 2017
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/17 at 11:36pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/10/17 at 2:55am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/8/17 at 7:20pm
West Texas Afro; would you wear it, Nick?



Have a beautiful day and a great week!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/7/17 at 5:00pm
Funny.... or NOT?

Yaty03Posted by Yaty03   1/5/17 at 7:55am
Warm Regards For A Dearest Friend....Hugs❤

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 11:29pm
bonniiePosted by bonniie   1/4/17 at 9:03am
Hello Nick :)




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 4:13am
Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than
stuff made up: when southern Florida resident Nathan R's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his
wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it
looked similar to high-grade cocaine, and they'd
probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras
and pleaded with the burglars:

"Please, return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude. She died three years ago."

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local
drug dealer known as Hoochie P. was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The white box was here too; about half of Gertrude's
ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

"Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry, but we snorted your sister, too. No hard feelings.
Have a nice day.”

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/17 at 2:12am
stepmomPosted by stepmom   1/3/17 at 2:16pm





:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 5:15am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/17 at 7:36pm
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