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Full Name:Peter
Location:Deutschland
Birthday:October 3rd
Last Login:7/22/22
Join Date:6/14/12
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About Me:My Real Name is Peter and come from Germany and live in Berlin...my Programs are: Photoshop - Photo Blend - Photo Filtre and Corel Paint Shop that I like to Experiment. *g*

I am not a professional designer,but it makes me fun to create itself wallpapers !
Favorite Music:DJ Quicksilver - Creedence Clearwater Revival - ACDC - Led Zeppelin - Queen - Alex Harvey etc.
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Favorite Movies:The Incredibles
Favorite TV Shows:How I Met Your Mother
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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   10/9/17 at 5:15pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/6/17 at 9:55pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/21/17 at 8:04am
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   1/26/17 at 1:24pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/18/16 at 7:34am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/28/16 at 3:26am
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   10/22/16 at 3:24pm
HELLO? :D
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   7/7/16 at 4:24pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 4:42am


I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 7:46am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/25/16 at 1:15am


A 17-year old dude goes to his local pharmacy.

"Hello mister, I'll be at my new girlfriends house for dinner today, tonight, you know? And become acquainted with her parents, and so on. Then after the dinner though, I'm probably going to have some fun times, my girlfriend, is hot, you know? So, uh, you know the deal, right? So, is there something you might could suggest for me?"

"Well, I'd probably suggest that you might want to be protected, and buy some condoms?"

"Well, uh, sounds cool, yeah, uh, I think, yes, I will take some."

As he is about to leave the pharmacy, he stops, and then returns.

"Wait a second. You know, she uh, her mom, well she's uh, ah, uh, well? maybe I should get some, uh, you know, uh, buy some more, uh, you know, take some more condoms."

Later, at the dinner the young man is completely silent, and is just looking at the table.

His girlfriend whispers to him, "If I'd known you was going to be all silent, and stuff, I wouldn't have invited you to be at this dinner!" she said.

The young man then answers back, "If I'd had known that your dad was the local pharmacist, I probably wouldn't have even agreed to be here!"





...............................Sweet dreams................................
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/22/16 at 1:24pm



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 1:40pm
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/1/16 at 10:41pm
https://youtu.be/JsSJ23PhwlQ
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/14/16 at 7:59am
Did you know about this place?

http://www.highestbridges.com/wiki/index.php?title=Royal_...
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/1/16 at 6:20pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/28/15 at 10:37pm


A motivational speaker is giving a speech to 1,000 married men.

He starts out by asking, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a week?"

A few hundred of the men stand up, cheer, and high five each other.

Then the speaker asks, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a month?"

Again, several hundred men stand up, raise their hands and cheer.

Finally, the speaker asks, "How many of you have sex with your wives once a year?"

One man stands up, cheers, and hoots & hollers.

Perplexed, the speaker says, "Why are you cheering if you only have sex once a year?"

The man replies, "Because tonight's the night!!"


HAVE A GOOD DAY :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/19/15 at 7:06am


A drunk man finds a woman's purse and calls a radio station.

He tells the DJ, "I found this purse outside of Biker's Bar & Grill. It has $1,500 in cash, a credit card, an iPhone, and a driver's license with Rebecca's name on it."

The DJ asks in an impressed tone, "It was good of you to call us. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"

"Oh, no," he said, "I just wanted to request a really sad song to play for Rebecca."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/17/15 at 4:52pm

....Please, don't let it die.
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   12/9/15 at 6:12pm
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