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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   2/22/17 at 6:02pm
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WhiteParkerPosted by WhiteParker   7/15/16 at 6:19am
awesome
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/5/16 at 9:34pm


A priest, a minister, and a guru sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.

"Kneeling is definitely the best way to pray," the priest said.

"No," said the minister. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched toward Heaven."

"You're both wrong," the guru said. "The most effective prayer position is lying down on the floor."

The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas," he interrupted. "The best praying I ever did... was when I was hanging upside-down, from a telephone pole."

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   5/4/16 at 5:02pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 1:01pm


Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

The man said, "I do, Father."

The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."

Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

"Certainly, Father," the man replied.

"Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father."

The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go, right now."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 1:39am


Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco, and drinking beer.

Then suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm going to divorce the wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of his beer, and says, "Better think it over, Bubba, because women like that are hard to find."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/13/15 at 5:13am


Three men die on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven.

"In honor of this Holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven."

The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on, "It's a candle," he said.

"You may pass through the Pearly Gates," Saint Peter said.

The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They sound like bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass."

The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The Irishman stuttered and replied, "These are Carol's!"

And so the Christmas season begins... and I sure hope the jokes get a lot better.


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/26/15 at 7:42am


Who says that men have no memory?

A couple were Christmas shopping at the mall, and the place was packed. As the wife walked through the mall, she was surprised to look up and see that her husband was nowhere around.

She was quite upset, because they had a lot to do and she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone, just to ask him where he was?

In a quiet voice he said, "Honey, do you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5 years ago? Where you fell in love with that diamond necklace, the one that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you, one day?"

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I remember that jewelry store."

He replied, "Well, I'm in the bar, right next door!"



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/15 at 5:08am
This may not get you any dates, but....

Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/15 at 4:53am



A burly man walks into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled-out, "I have a Colt .45, with eight rounds in the clip, and one in the chamber. And I want to know who's been sleeping with my 'Old Lady'?"

There was a long silence, then a voice from the back of the darkened room called out, "You don't have enough ammo to get us all, Randy!"


animelovercallistaPosted by animelovercallista   10/8/13 at 9:21am
Thank You! for the Comment and Fav. 1!!
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immoralPosted by immoral   12/24/11 at 12:17am
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES!!!












immoralPosted by immoral   11/25/11 at 6:06am


tailzPosted by tailz   8/30/11 at 5:05pm
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thechevymanPosted by thechevyman   8/28/11 at 3:29pm
THANX ALOT HARLOCK HAVE A GREAT UP COMING WEEK.
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