JAVAJODI 7 years ago

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Alanasofie 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]Mr. Jones, the truck driver, went to see his doctor about feeling very ill.

The doctor told him it was caused from too much stress. His heart was fine, but to try to avoid any un-necessary stress. The driver told the doctor that he was constantly thinking about his children, IF he couldn't work, who would feed the 7 he had, and pay for the clothes, the many pairs of shoes, and his beautiful wife, if he couldn't work? The doctor gave him some pills to calm his nerves.

On his way home he saw a woman walking on the side of the busy highway. He stopped, helped her get into his cab, and drove away. As they was traveling, he asked where her car was, and before she could say anything she collapsed across the console between the two seats!

He drove to the nearest hospital, not knowing what was wrong with her. He helped her out of the truck and into a wheelchair, rolling her inside to the first desk he came to.

A Security Guard came to him saying, "Sir? You can't park your truck there!"

The driver went and parked the truck far away from the entrance. He then hurried back into the hospital, where a woman approached him with some papers on a clip-board to fill out, and to sign-in his wife as she was just admitted into the delivery room... "trying to have the baby!"

He could feel the stress building; felt tightening of the muscles in his stomach; he was feeling more illness brewing.

"She's NOT my wife!" he heard himself scream in the open hallway. "She was walking down the highway!"

Just then, a male nurse stuck his head through a doorway, "It's a girl!"

"It's not my baby, or my wife," said the driver. "Take my blood, or whatever you need, and test me!"

A nurse directed him into a separate room where they drew some blood, then motioned him to sit in the hallway.

An hour later a doctor says, "You are correct, Mr. Jones! It isn't your baby. But," he paused, "you have [I]never[/I] been able to produce any children. Why? Because you, sir, are sterile. And most likely have been like this since you was a young child! [I]Did you ever have the measles?"[/I]

On his way home, Mr. Jones started feeling extremely ill; thinking of his beautiful wife, and his 7 children.
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=blue]Watch this when you tire of beautiful women...

https://youtu.be/KYbM-3E11Qo[/color]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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She's a tall blonde, says, "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "Uh, no, I'm your son's teacher."[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]Just for fun, I challenge you to outdance the Ross Sisters.

https://youtu.be/61cY1ILv60k[/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]Just for fun; have you seen this i-Gun video?

http://video.weibo.com/show?fid=1034:4fb153c58d835edacee289ebcecd1230&type=mp4&from=timeline&isappinstalled=0

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