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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/6/16 at 6:45pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/27/15 at 8:19am


A big city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/19/15 at 8:50am


"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today." Abraham Lincoln


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/15/15 at 9:02pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/22/15 at 7:19am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/17/15 at 7:51am
Want to play a sheep game?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/reacti...

Have fun, Amjara!
:P
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/15/15 at 6:33am
May your days be as beautiful as you, Amjara.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/13/15 at 3:53am


... and I see a Wednesday in your near future!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/6/15 at 2:41am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/1/15 at 4:26am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/29/15 at 4:12am


Have a beautiful Wednesday!
:D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/16/15 at 6:56am
Children... Our future is in their hands!


Timmy was playing in the living room floor... When all of a sudden his mom comes from the kitchen and says, "Timmy, when your father comes home, please tell him to come to our bedroom immediately."

Although suspicious, he agrees.

Later, when his dad comes home, Timmy says, "Daddy! Daddy! Mom wants you to go to your room!"

The dad then goes upstairs to the master bedroom. Timmy is curious and quietly follows his father upstairs. When his father goes in, he locks the door. Timmy gets on his knees and looks through the keyhole and sees his mom standing naked in front of his dad.

She says, "John, I want a baby."

Timmy is shocked to realize that... after 9 months he has a baby sister in the house.

Timmy gives this some hard thinking, then goes to his mom and says, "Mommy! Mommy! When daddy comes home, tell him to go to my room, please?!"

She's surprised by his request, but says, "Yes" anyway.

Later, when his father comes home, his mom says, "John, Timmy wants you to go to his room."

John then goes to Timmy's room, where he sees his son standing naked. Timmy locks the door, looks his father dead in the eye, and says, "Daddy, I want a new bike."


psycofairyPosted by psycofairy   3/13/15 at 10:00pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/3/15 at 8:48am


A new model and Ad for a 2009 body-style of the Toyota Aygo:

http://youtu.be/i3RfwVyz50Q

Also, I love the tune playing in the background. I'd love to know the name of the tune and who made it; would you know who it is?



A WISH FOR ALL: HAVE A BEAUTIFUL TUESDAY!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/24/15 at 9:06pm
Have you seen this "iPad Magician"?

http://youtu.be/b_xhSQGKxO4
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/20/15 at 2:29pm


His 7-year old son has lost his first upper incisor this week. The boy woke-up to find a dollar under his pillow.

His wife was disturbed, "A whole dollar? What happened to giving out quarters?"

Last night, he lost his second front incisor. Again, the son found a dollar under his pillow.

His wife says, "Don't you think that's too much money to be giving for a tooth?"

"I don't know," the husband answers, "they looked like buck-teeth to me."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/15 at 9:52pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/12/15 at 2:57pm
MISUNDERSTANDING

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/8/15 at 6:03pm


A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife!"

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