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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2 Hours Ago
TWO NUNS


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/19/14 at 11:14pm
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day, for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a long walk."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/14 at 11:26pm
Have you ever watched a music-less video?
Here's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," sans the music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A

I think it's very funny!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/14 at 12:03pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/16/14 at 12:54am
http://youtu.be/eLeBOMzIiVM
This makes me feel glad to be sitting at home 80% of the time!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/14 at 5:40am
MISUNDERSTANDINGS
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/12/14 at 8:48pm
Not a happy cartoon, but an odd one!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/12/14 at 8:42pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/9/14 at 9:10pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/6/14 at 2:04am
DEATH BY TREADMILL!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/4/14 at 2:54am
Good morning!
What happens when a rancid smell becomes a taste? Funny or not? And I do love animals...

http://i.imgur.com/7ln9qks.gif
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/24/14 at 11:31pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/24/14 at 1:59am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/6/14 at 1:01am
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE A DIRTY JOB?

Enjoy your Tuesday, Adam!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/28/14 at 10:20am
How many men will see what's wrong with this picture?


(Hint: the donuts)

I wasn't even aware there were any donuts here....


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/14 at 3:08am
Another hypnotic scene using 4 rings. Where does it start, and where does it stop?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/14 at 12:24am
Friends should know... what friends like... kind of
hypnotizing... isn't it?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/13/14 at 2:53am
GRENADE FISHING:

1. Pull pin...
2. Throw grenade far....
3. Duck & cover....
4. Gather fish.......

http://dragonlaffs.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/14.gif
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/12/14 at 4:59pm
Anti-Theft Device: Are they going too far to protect your car and valuables?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/14 at 5:53pm
The fork-lift vs dead fish-parts

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