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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/24/15 at 2:05pm


An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Chicken wire."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Duct tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"It's a pussy willow."

"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/23/15 at 1:33am


Q: What do you call someone who speaks 3-languages?

A: Multilingual.

----

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 2-languages?

A: Bilingual.

----

Q: What do you call a person who speaks only 1-language?

A: An American! Like me! :D


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/21/15 at 10:09am
Good hunting, Adam!

https://youtu.be/hHjGtBnSv50
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/18/15 at 4:36pm
THE EERIE MAGIC OF REFLECTIONS...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/16/15 at 10:36pm

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/8/15 at 11:11am
How much money would you charge to change
a few light bulbs?

http://youtu.be/f1BgzIZRfT8
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/7/15 at 1:48am
Wishing you a safe and happy week-end!
I'm longing for the colors of Spring!
Aren't you?


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/2/15 at 2:22pm


My Boss pulled up to work with his sweet new Corvette this morning, and I complimented him on it.

He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set some goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better car next year."


---------------------------------------------------------


MAY GOD WATCH OVER YOU, GOOD NIGHT!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/2/15 at 1:03pm
That certain look you get when your nasty brother lets-a-stinker in front of mixed company.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/25/15 at 7:30am
Our neighbor has adopted this senior from The Homeless Shelter for Animals. He growls when you try to remove the tie.



Each day I wake, I thank God I'm here! Then... I come on-line.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/15 at 2:02am


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A COUNTRY CONTRACTOR IF:


1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

2. You wear specific hats to tool sales, equipment auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.

3. You've ever had to wash off, in the backyard with a garden hose, before your wife would let you into the house.

4. You've never thrown away any 5-gallon bucket.

5. You can remember the square footage, pounds of nails required, crew labor rates and permit delays on a house you built 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife’s birthday.

6. You've used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.

7. You've driven off the road while checking out the new housing development in your neighborhood.

8. You've 'borrowed' gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

9. You've ever buried a dog, and then cried like a baby.

10. You’ve used the same knife to exterminate vermin, and then peeled apples.


Hang in there sunshine!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/18/15 at 1:53am
CAN'T BE HYPNOTIZED?... Right! :P:P:P:P



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/15/15 at 1:26pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/13/15 at 12:50am


I love looking at ELIZABETH BANKS .............. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/12/15 at 2:47pm


Angels Explained by Children


I only know the names of two angels, Hark and Harold. --Elaine, age 5

Everybody's got it all wrong. Angels don't wear halos anymore. I forget why, but scientists are working on it. --Vivvy, age 9

It's not easy to become an angel! First, you die. Then you go to Heaven, and then there's still the flight training to go through. And then you got to agree to wear those angel clothes. --Jodi, age 9

Angels work for God and watch over kids when God has to go do something else. --Christiane, age 7

My guardian angel helps me with math, but he's not much good for science. --Vince, age 8

Angels don't eat, but they drink milk from Holy Cows! --Kate, age 6

Angels talk all the way while they're flying you up to heaven. The main subject is where you went wrong before you got dead. --David, age 9

When an angel gets mad, he takes a deep breath and counts to ten. And when he lets out his breath again, somewhere there's a tornado. --Linda, age 10

Angels have a lot to do and they keep very busy. If you lose a tooth, an angel comes in through your window and leaves money under your pillow. Then when it gets cold, angels go south for the winter. --Alexa, age 6

Angels live in cloud houses made by God and his son, who's a very good carpenter. --Di, age 8

All angels are girls, because they got to wear dresses and boys didn't go for it. --Jack, age 9

My angel is my grandma who died last year. She got a big head start on helping me while she was still down here on earth. --Bonnie, age 9

Some of the angels are in charge of helping heal sick animals and pets. And if they don't make the animals get better, they help the child get over it. -John, age 8
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/12/15 at 8:49am
Myth of over-lubrication?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9bOT_d60LM

HAVE A FANTASTIC MONDAY, ADAM!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/5/14 at 1:00am
Two good old boys (Fred & Joe) in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around, and talking one afternoon sipping on a cold beer after getting off work at the local KIA plant.

After a while Fred says, "Joe, If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday, & make love to your wife... while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant, and had a baby... would that make us kin?"

Joe crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, Fred, I don't know about us being kin, but it would make us even!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/30/14 at 8:33am


A dust covered cowboy walks into the Saloon and saw an Indian sitting at the far end of the bar, sipping on what looked to be a tall glass of milk.
The cowboy announces in a loud voice that he wishes to buy drinks for all in the saloon, except for the Indian.

As the bar fills with thirsty patrons, the Indian nods toward the cowboy and says, "Thanks!"

This seems to irritate the cowboy and orders another round for all in the saloon, then loudly adds, "And none for the Indian who drinks milk!"

At this point the Indian stands up and raises his glass of milk and says, "Thanks!"

The cowboy motions to the barkeep to come close, "What's the deal with the Indian? Every time I order drinks for everyone, he doesn't get mad when I exclude him from the beer or the whiskey! All he does is says, 'Thanks!' "

The barkeep, leans toward the cowboy, "He only drinks milk. He never drinks anything else, just the milk..."

The cowboy shouts, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR!"
and he pulls a $100-bill from his pocket, places it on the bar, and slides it toward the barkeep, who places it in the cash register, and closes the drawer.

The barkeep leans toward the cowboy, "You didn't let me finish..." he said. "The Indian never gets mad. He owns the Saloon!"


HAVE A FUNTASTIC DAY, ADAM!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/11/14 at 7:05am
A new car that runs... on SALT WATER?

http://youtu.be/RqLpqR0SPnQ
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/3/14 at 7:47pm
OUR WORLD (2:10) "Beautiful music & pictures."

http://youtu.be/MrqqD_Tsy4Q
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