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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/12/14 at 8:53am
A young Lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the lass assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from his store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "there's no such thing. Do you have the container that it came in?"

"YES," said the lass, "Here."

The pharmacist looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the lass snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container... "TO APPLY, TWIST WHEEL TO PUSH UP BOTTOM."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/5/14 at 1:00am
Two good old boys (Fred & Joe) in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around, and talking one afternoon sipping on a cold beer after getting off work at the local KIA plant.

After a while Fred says, "Joe, If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday, & make love to your wife... while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant, and had a baby... would that make us kin?"

Joe crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, Fred, I don't know about us being kin, but it would make us even!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/30/14 at 8:33am


A dust covered cowboy walks into the Saloon and saw an Indian sitting at the far end of the bar, sipping on what looked to be a tall glass of milk.
The cowboy announces in a loud voice that he wishes to buy drinks for all in the saloon, except for the Indian.

As the bar fills with thirsty patrons, the Indian nods toward the cowboy and says, "Thanks!"

This seems to irritate the cowboy and orders another round for all in the saloon, then loudly adds, "And none for the Indian who drinks milk!"

At this point the Indian stands up and raises his glass of milk and says, "Thanks!"

The cowboy motions to the barkeep to come close, "What's the deal with the Indian? Every time I order drinks for everyone, he doesn't get mad when I exclude him from the beer or the whiskey! All he does is says, 'Thanks!' "

The barkeep, leans toward the cowboy, "He only drinks milk. He never drinks anything else, just the milk..."

The cowboy shouts, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR!"
and he pulls a $100-bill from his pocket, places it on the bar, and slides it toward the barkeep, who places it in the cash register, and closes the drawer.

The barkeep leans toward the cowboy, "You didn't let me finish..." he said. "The Indian never gets mad. He owns the Saloon!"


HAVE A FUNTASTIC DAY, ADAM!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/15/14 at 6:52am


Love what kids come up with...they know so much & they aren't given any credit for it.

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment... was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle, and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities...

•"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

•"An ambulance just drove by!"

•"Looks like the Anderson s have company," he called out.

•"Matt's riding a new bike!"

•"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"

•"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced...

•"The Coopers are having sex."

Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out..."How do you know they're having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/11/14 at 7:05am
A new car that runs... on SALT WATER?

http://youtu.be/RqLpqR0SPnQ
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/3/14 at 7:47pm
OUR WORLD (2:10) "Beautiful music & pictures."

http://youtu.be/MrqqD_Tsy4Q
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/2/14 at 5:18pm
MISSUNDERSTANDING

CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   10/30/14 at 9:37am
Hey pal, I had this one in the group but the powers removed it, why? I have no idea..I thought it was Halloween like with the big moon..Happy Halloween!

Jake :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/29/14 at 6:11am
MORE ODD PICTURES:





































CAN YOU MAKE A BAD DAY INTO A GOOD DAY?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/25/14 at 6:55pm
Do you know anyone like this (besides me)?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/22/14 at 9:43pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/16/14 at 4:41am
HAPPY HUSKY!



THRILLING THURSDAY?



Oops!


A boy asks his dad, "What does gay mean?"

The father says, "It means, to be 'Happy.'"

Son asks, "Are you gay, dad?"

He answers, "No, son. I'm married to your mother, and I'm not allowed to be happy."
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/12/14 at 1:18pm
DON'T SHOOT ME... I'M ONLY THE MESSENGER!

http://youtu.be/1TnarJlabPM
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/30/14 at 4:06am
Just 1 more thing; a 270-MPH car!
http://youtu.be/gWAavCjVQvM
GOOD NIGHT!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/14 at 12:53am
TWO NUNS


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/19/14 at 11:14pm
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day, for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a long walk."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/14 at 11:26pm
Have you ever watched a music-less video?
Here's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," sans the music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A

I think it's very funny!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/14 at 12:03pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/16/14 at 12:54am
http://youtu.be/eLeBOMzIiVM
This makes me feel glad to be sitting at home 80% of the time!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/14 at 5:40am
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