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Last Login:10/4/14
Join Date:1/29/12
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About Me:WHAT ABOUT ME!! HUH HUH!!!
Interests:"THE ALL BLACKS"
Motor Bikes(VROOM)
All things beautiful :-)
Rugby League,Archery,Pool,Fishing Keyaking,
The Beach,
Meditation.
INTERESTING PEOPLE!!
THE Human Spirit
Spirit connection
Body Language
Psychology
Self Defence
The Great Outdoors
Animals
positive human frequency & consciousness.
Favorite Music:METALLICA!!,PINK FLOYD,THE GUNNERS,The DOORS,TOOL,IRON MAIDEN,JUDAS PRIEST,VAN HALEN,NO DOUBT, LIVE,THE FOO's,GEORGE THOUROUGHGOOD,STEVIE RAY VAUGHN,INXS,PANTERA,
BLINDSPOT,BLINK, GREEN DAY,LED ZEP,GENISIS, PAUL SIMON,,
BOB MARLEY,The ROLLING
STONES,GORILLAS,PRODIGY,SEX PISTOLS,Most classic rock,would beee Yeeaa...a SOLID start)
Favorite Books:I'll see the movie not a big book worm. UUmmm maybe... KESS and tick tock.
Favorite Movies:All Star Wars,L.O.T.R,HERO,300 Underworld,The Matrix,Terminator 1/2,PREDATOR,ALIENS! Blade SCARFACE,Shwshank Redemption, Life of Brian,Avatar,Usual suspects,The Ring,Scream1,
Happy Gilmor,Meet the fockers,Road trip, Reservoir dogs,Dodgeball,Pulp fiction,
From Dusk till dawn,Lock Stock
Killing zoe,Close Encounters 3rd kind,The EXORCIST,Lock Stock
Ghost rider,Chopper,007,The good the bad & the ugly,Ingloyrius Bastards,Dead man walking,Kill Bill 1/2, Blade Runner,Casino,TAXI
Tombstone,Braveheart,Gladiator,Ghostbusters,Saving private Ryan,Sniper,Evil Dead,Army of Darkness,The Godfather,Nightmare on Elm Street,Ace Venture pet Det
Revenge of the Nerds,Gremlins
I mean I can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on,but .Again hard to put it in a box. HATE TITANIC though!
Favorite TV Shows:American Dad! Family guy, Samurai Jack,Scooby Doo,The Young Ones, Blackadder,Heroes, Greatest American Hero,Family Ties, Bottom,Faulty Towers,Allo Allo, Open all hours,
Battle Star Gallactica,
Gladiators,Legend of the Seeker,Midsomer murders, Ain't half hot mom,Some mothers do hav em,big bang...uum charmed was mmm o.k sort of,That 70's Show,Capt Caveman,Hong Kong Fooey,and much much more!!
Favorite Quotes:"DON'T BE A TWAT!"
"SOD OFF!!
"If you don't like my PEACHES then don't shake my tree!!"
"HOWZIT CUZZY!!"
"On my signal UNLEASH HELL!!"
"GET AWAY FRM HER YOU BITCH!"
"BE COOL...BE VERY COOooL!"
"It's Not about POWER it's about GRACE"
"SWEEP THE LEG JOHHNY"
"DON'T BE A DOOOSH"
NINJAA!
"YOU WANNA GET TO HIM YOU GOTTA GET THROUGH ME 1ST!!!"
"C'MON SEX MACHINE!!!!!"
You talking to me?!..YOU TALKING TO ME!!
If I want shit from you I will squeeze your head.
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LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   10/17/14 at 7:33pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/16/14 at 4:50am
HAPPY HUSKY!



THRILLING THURSDAY?



Oops!


"What are these for?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/12/14 at 1:19pm
DON'T SHOOT ME... I'M ONLY THE MESSENGER!

http://youtu.be/1TnarJlabPM
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   10/9/14 at 9:53pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   10/5/14 at 5:20pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   10/3/14 at 6:22pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   10/1/14 at 8:14pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/30/14 at 4:07am
Just 1 more thing; a 270-MPH car!
http://youtu.be/gWAavCjVQvM
GOOD NIGHT!
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   9/28/14 at 5:41pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   9/26/14 at 2:53pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   9/25/14 at 8:18am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/14 at 12:54am
TWO NUNS


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/14 at 11:26pm
Have you ever watched a music-less video?
Here's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," sans the music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A

I think it's very funny!


aussie48Posted by aussie48   8/29/14 at 8:41pm
yes it was that well done i would love to see a sequel to it if ever they decide to make one

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/14 at 12:11pm
Seen enough motorist accidents?

http://youtu.be/pbc5hIM9Lhg
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   8/10/14 at 6:01pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   8/8/14 at 6:55am
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   8/3/14 at 6:04pm
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   8/1/14 at 3:44pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/29/14 at 9:19am


THE JUDGE

A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store.

She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard, to the arresting officer who took her away, complaining and criticizing throughout the process.

When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had stolen from the store?

The lady defiantly replied, "Just a stupid can of peaches."

The judge then asked why she did it?

She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."

The judge asked how many peaches were in the can?

She replied, "Nine, but what do you care about that?"

The judge patiently said, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail - one day for each peach."

As the judge was about to drop gavel, the lady's long suffering husband raised his hand and asked if he might speak.

The judge said, "Yes, what do you have to add?"

The husband said, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

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