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RosasioPosted by Rosasio   5/5/21 at 12:24pm
RosasioPosted by Rosasio   6/5/18 at 11:59am
RosasioPosted by Rosasio   6/4/18 at 2:59pm
RosasioPosted by Rosasio   1/6/18 at 10:06pm

from: james
collectorPosted by collector   12/25/14 at 11:33am
Happy Holiday my dear friend
I wish you all happiness and health all year round

PrincessMyzPosted by PrincessMyz   10/31/14 at 6:25pm
toraPosted by tora   10/25/14 at 10:51am
hi
commissar125Posted by commissar125   10/23/14 at 3:15am
Have A Nice Day!
PrincessMyzPosted by PrincessMyz   8/8/14 at 10:42am
Just stopping by to say Hi! May you have a wonderful day and an enjoyable weekend too..




-Maya
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/21/14 at 8:35pm
This poem was penned in 1932, by an unknown thinker.

THE OUTHOUSE POEM -1932

The service station trade was slow
The owner sat around,
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piled shavings on the ground.

No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack, marked His and Hers
That sat against the hill.

"Where is the ladies restroom, sir?"
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.

With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.

With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car
Just like three gals before.

She missed the foot log - jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafras sprout.

She tripped and fell - got up, and then
In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.

Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.

A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.

He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tike,
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.

And as she sat, a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"

Relax on Sunday, Elisa.
Monday morning, you can take on the world like a workhorse, and feel great while doing it!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/16/14 at 5:36am
ELDERLY COUPLE

An elderly couple was driving across the country. While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.

“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.

The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”

“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.

The patrolman then asked, “May I see your Driver's license?”

The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”

The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your driver's license!”

The woman then gave the officer her license.

“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”

The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”

The old man replied, “He said he knows you!”



This is in my county.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/13/14 at 12:06am
WHAT YOU SEE .............. & .............. WHAT HE SEES.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/12/14 at 4:57pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/11/14 at 4:55pm
Do you like the new $400 Tablet I bought?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/10/14 at 4:04am
There was a poem told by a Father to his son about love, life, and how different men are... compared to women. It told of how the women needed to be secure in their surroundings, and they should know that they would always be protected by the man in their life.
It started like this:
"Once there were two birds............."
DARN! I FORGOT HOW IT WENT!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/4/14 at 2:32am
Good morning!
What happens when a rancid smell becomes a taste? Funny or not?


http://i.imgur.com/7ln9qks.gif

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/2/14 at 12:47am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/27/14 at 1:01am
Can you spot, Mike?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/23/14 at 3:06am
Pictures to ponder about...

What's this green light at sunset?


A stump that's hollowed-out?


A cave in Viet Nam


A frozen water-balloon? Why not?


Water-spout in Tampa Bay, FL (yesterday)


Texas storm clouds? Yep!


Have a fantastic Friday, Elisa!
SakuraLeePosted by SakuraLee   6/12/13 at 12:29am
Thank you for stopping by, and thanks so much for all your fantastic uploads, much appreciated! =)

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