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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/4/14 at 4:04am


A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked, "Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?"

The rabbi responded, "Yes, that is still one of our laws."

The priest then asked, "Have you ever eaten pork?"

To which the rabbi replied, "Yes, on one occasion I did breakdown and eat a bacon sandwich."

The priest nodded in understanding and went on with his reading.

A while later, the rabbi spoke up and asked the priest, "Father, is it still a requirement of your church that you remain celibate?"

The priest replied, "Yes, that's still very much a part of our faith."

The rabbi then asked him, "Father, have you ever fallen to the temptations of the flesh?"

The priest replied, "Yes, rabbi, on one occasion I was weak and broke my Faith."

The rabbi nodded understandingly and remained silent, thinking, for about five minutes.

Finally, the rabbi said, "Beats a bacon sandwich...
Doesn't it?"

~~~

http://youtu.be/1TnarJlabPM

Intended as humor (satire) only...
:D
brollyPosted by brolly   11/19/14 at 1:10pm




My Dear friend :)

Im
Just sending
some cards on yur way.. 2 remind yu of me.. and 2 say



































Thank yu so much for everything
I wish yu a beautiful day
Hugs :)
Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   11/8/14 at 7:49pm
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   11/3/14 at 5:54am
Hello dear friend !







Thank you for the Add.You are very welcome !
Have a lovely new week,my friend !
Hugs n Love
Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   10/31/14 at 1:56pm
Hello dear friend
Happy weekend

Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   10/28/14 at 7:42pm
Hello dear friend
Have a beautiful day
Hugs

Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   10/26/14 at 12:45pm
Hello dear friend


Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   10/24/14 at 4:19pm
Hello dear friend
Have a beautiful weekend
Hugs

Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   10/22/14 at 2:09pm
Hi dear friend
Have a beautiful day
Hugs
Emma_EmmaPosted by Emma_Emma   10/20/14 at 7:45pm
Hello dear friend
Have a beautiful new week
brollyPosted by brolly   8/26/14 at 7:19am













































Thank yu for the cards
Thank yu for yur lovely friendship
Hugs and love
Take care :)
brollyPosted by brolly   8/24/14 at 2:54pm






















Thank yu for everything my dear friend
I wish yu a beautiful day/evening/night and new week

Hugs and love :) :-* ;)
Take Care :)
Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   8/19/14 at 11:29pm




1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   8/11/14 at 11:11pm
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Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   7/26/14 at 1:27am





brollyPosted by brolly   7/8/14 at 11:37pm









Have a great Wednesday :)
Love and hugs...Rakesh :)
LonelyBoy-28Posted by LonelyBoy-28   6/30/14 at 9:37pm
Good Morning!!










LonelyBoy-28Posted by LonelyBoy-28   6/29/14 at 7:44pm
Hello Dear Friend,Have a Happy new week,Hugs n love





brollyPosted by brolly   6/25/14 at 10:16am
Hello dear friend :)

Happiness is not something readymade
it comes from your own action
So I wish yu a happy day
Hugs and love...Rakesh
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