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Interests:● The desktop wallpapers are high quality images. Modify your colors profoundly alters the original characteristics of these beautiful images. The tone should be maintained to meet the main goal of the wallpaper: leave the screen of the computer more pleasant. This concept is as important as respect for copyright.

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   19 Hours Ago


A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a long highway.

A little old lady tapped his shoulder and offers a handful of raw peanuts, which he gratefully eats.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we have no lower teeth," she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Well, why do you buy them?"

"Because we love the taste of the chocolate!"


ENJOY YOUR WEEK-END AND HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS, FRANCISCO!
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   12/17/14 at 8:22am


sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   12/16/14 at 11:08pm




I hope all is going well and you're having a great week so far! I've started a new group called "Double or Nothing" :) You should check it out!! I'd love for you to join!!
http://www.desktopnexus.com/groups/double-or-nothing/
Take care ♥♥
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/16/14 at 12:00am


THE LOAN


A Lawyer walks into the bank to get a loan... and a bank employee assisted him with the requirements. The employee asked, "How much are you going to borrow, sir?"

"Five thousand dollars," the lawyer said.

"And when do you intend to repay it?" the bank employee asked.

"In 30 days."

"Okay, sir, we have a standard 18% annual interest on short-term loans. Is that agreeable to you?"

After a few moments of staring blankly at him, the lawyer nodded. The bank employee continued, "We would also need a guaranty, or collateral, for our first-time loaners."

The lawyer tossed him his car keys and pointed outside to a red Ferrari, "There's your collateral."

Dumbfounded, the bank employee said, "But sir, that collateral is worth way more than your loan amount."

Waving away the employee's protest, the lawyer said, "Yeah, it's worth 1.4 million dollars, but I'm fine with it. Now, can we sign the papers?"

After a few more minutes, the lawyer left the bank. The employee immediately recounted the odd incident to his co-employees, thinking, 'I can't believe there will ever come a day when we would meet such a simpleton lawyer.'

Still chuckling, the bank employee prepared a slip to put the Ferrari into temporary garage storage.

Thirty days later, the lawyer returned to the bank, paying the $5,000 and interest of $75. The employee handed over the car keys, but couldn't resist asking.

"Sir, why would you leave a million-dollar car for collateral for a loan of just five thousand dollars?"

"Simple," the lawyer replied, "I'm just on a business meeting here in the city, and the best priced parking garage costs $200 per month."

Then the lawyer left the bank employee speechless.


HAVE A SUPER TUESDAY, FRANCISCO!



sandrosePosted by sandrose   12/15/14 at 4:19pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/14/14 at 11:04am


A young girl sits down on a park bench next to an old man. The girl pulls out a bag of chocolate bars and quickly eats one, and then starts eating on another.

The man sitting next to her looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."

The girl responds, "My great grandfather lived to be 105-years old."

"And he ate that much chocolate?" asks the man.

"No," says the girl, "he was nice and minded his own business!"


No days are as special as today... unless you are a Barber... Have a nice life!
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   12/13/14 at 11:53am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/8/14 at 6:14pm


BOX OF MIRACLES


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "No. Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's five."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis, and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those things, but with these..."


HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY!
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   12/8/14 at 11:26am


MonarchPosted by Monarch   12/8/14 at 8:01am
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SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   12/7/14 at 11:34am












HAVE A WONDERFUL 2ND ADVENT WEEK!!! 8)


~Greets from Germany~
*SkyPhoenixX1*
:)



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/7/14 at 3:24am
manizynPosted by manizyn   12/6/14 at 11:13pm
Hello My Dear Friend, Have a Lovely Sunday & Be Blessed!! :)
***Zynah***








merih1Posted by merih1   12/5/14 at 1:02pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/5/14 at 12:50am
Two good old boys (Fred & Joe) in a Georgia trailer park were sitting around, and talking one afternoon sipping on a cold beer after getting off work at the local KIA plant.

After a while Fred says, "Joe, If I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday, & make love to your wife... while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant, and had a baby... would that make us kin?"

Joe crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, Fred, I don't know about us being kin, but it would make us even!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/4/14 at 10:24pm
Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice. However, I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes. Also, she is so much older than me.

But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it!

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.

Love,
Joshua

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!
:D
LauraRenataPosted by LauraRenata   12/4/14 at 7:20pm
Happy Holidays!!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/3/14 at 5:12am


Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool... and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.

When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now has considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"



MERRY CHRISTMAS!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/30/14 at 7:25am


A dust covered cowboy walks into the Saloon and saw an Indian sitting at the far end of the bar, sipping on what looked to be a tall glass of milk.
The cowboy announces in a loud voice that he wishes to buy drinks for all in the saloon, except for the Indian.

As the bar fills with thirsty patrons, the Indian nods toward the cowboy and says, "Thanks!"

This seems to irritate the cowboy and orders another round for all in the saloon, then loudly adds, "And none for the Indian who drinks milk!"

At this point the Indian stands up and raises his glass of milk and says, "Thanks!"

The cowboy motions to the barkeep to come close, "What's the deal with the Indian? Every time I order drinks for everyone, he doesn't get mad when I exclude him from the beer or the whiskey! All he does is says, 'Thanks!' "

The barkeep, leans toward the cowboy, "He only drinks milk. He never drinks anything else, just the milk..."

The cowboy shouts, "DRINKS FOR EVERYONE IN THE BAR!"
and he pulls a $100-bill from his pocket, places it on the bar, and slides it toward the barkeep, who places it in the cash register, and closes the drawer.

The barkeep leans toward the cowboy, "You didn't let me finish..." he said. "The Indian never gets mad. He owns the Saloon!"


HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY, FRANCISCO!
:D
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   11/29/14 at 9:36pm
HAPPY 1st ADVENT!!! 8)









Yep, the firebird is back in town, hah...!!! ;)







And a song from my music collection:
http://tinyurl.com/lujtsgn 8)


*Greets from Germany*
~SkyPhoenixX1~
:)

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