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Full Name:Francisco | ~Robotic
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About Me:Group Leader Lakes: http://www.desktopnexus.com/groups/lakes/
Interests:● The desktop wallpapers are high quality images. Modify your colors profoundly alters the original characteristics of these beautiful images. The tone should be maintained to meet the main goal of the wallpaper: leave the screen of the computer more pleasant. This concept is as important as respect for copyright.

● I appreciate nature and landscapes. Sunsets and sunrises, preferably. I am beside myself with an image of beautiful colors. None of this page is my uploads. All, however, originate from social sites of free wallpaper. Please advise if I duplicate any image on the site or download copyrighted material. I'll remove the upload immediately.
Favorite Quotes:● "No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee" (John Donne);

● "Stay here a while and see how to make dreams" (Georges Melies, film pioneer and former director French);

● "Commenting should be a pastime, not an obligation. Gratitude is not a contract" (Relhom, DeviantART.com).
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4 Hours Ago


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6 Hours Ago
I was invited to a costume party, last week. I dressed as a chicken and I met this pretty young woman who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and.... a lifelong question was answered.... it was the chicken.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   23 Hours Ago


As a truck driver stops at a red light, a red-haired beauty catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the red-haired vixen says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the red-haired beauty gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the red-head's car.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Devon! Okay?
It's winter-time in New York! Yes?
And I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"



welchaPosted by welcha   2/8/16 at 8:56am

Hi Francisco have a great week :)
UniversalExplorerPosted by UniversalExplorer   2/7/16 at 5:16pm
Hope you're having a festive day!







Carla 8)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/16 at 2:54pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/16 at 11:07am
REVISED


https://youtu.be/WJZY__j0Tyk

NOT 2 geriatric amateurs...
:)

THIS IS THE REAL MACOYS FROM HEE HAW!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/16 at 10:54am


https://youtu.be/bRAAtk5AsMc

Two geriatric amateurs?
:)

YEA! IT'S FRIDAY!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 10:54am
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs from someone!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 12:35am


A man named Sam is doing an interview for a new job.

The CEO asks, "Sam, have you ever been in any wars?"

Sam says, "Yes, I was in Iraq."

The CEO asks, "Were you injured in any way?"

Sam replies, "Yeah, I was actually near the site of an explosion, and the shrapnel hit me in the groin. I lost both of my testicles."

The CEO says, "Oh wow! That's really awful! Do you have any allergies we should know about?"

Sam says, "Why, yes, actually, I'm allergic to caffeine."

"Well", the CEO said, "We'd like to hire you! Our normal business hours are 8-4, but you can come work 10-4, and still get paid for 8-hours."

"If you don't mind me asking, why 10-4 instead of 8-4, like the others?"

"Well," the CEO replies, "We generally stand around shooting-the-bull, drinking coffee, and scratch our... selves the first 2-hours."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/1/16 at 11:46am


I'm sorry that I'm not here most of the time, but I have each of you on my mind. I'm busy away from home tending to other people's lives. Enjoy this short video while I'm gone.

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/trailerghu4

I will return when things get back to normal.
Be well, Francisco.
Roger :)

MonarchPosted by Monarch   1/30/16 at 11:23pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/27/16 at 9:02am


A young college student goes to meet with her young professor about her failing grades.

She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.

"I would do anything to pass this exam," she leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully up into his eyes, "I mean..." she whispers, "I would do... anything."

He (looking down) returns her gaze, "Anything?"

"Anything," she says as she grabs the material of his trouser legs.

His voice softens, "Really, anything??"

"Absolutely anything," and she bites her lower lip.

His voice turns to a whisper, "Would you, please try to study?"

Enjoy your Wednesday, Francisco!

:)
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   1/26/16 at 3:45pm


MonarchPosted by Monarch   1/25/16 at 1:46am
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   1/20/16 at 2:18pm


gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/19/16 at 6:31pm
MonarchPosted by Monarch   1/19/16 at 4:47pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/16 at 5:58am


A guy dressed in pants hanging low, with gold teeth, a big gold chain around his neck, and sunglasses, goes strutting into the Social Security Office.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2015 Mercedes-Benz, and he will supply all of your clothes. And because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips, too. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's, and she has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just stood-wide-eyed, and said, "You've got to be kidding me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... you started it."

Have a fun and safe week, Francisco!
:)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/17/16 at 8:25am
Jesus loves you and so do I


HOW THE INTERNET STARTED, ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE.

Please, do not Google or check this with Snopes. They will lie to you. Trust me!

In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.

And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost thou travel so far from town to town with thy goods when thou canst trade without ever leaving thy tent?"

And Abraham did look at her as though she were several saddle bags short of a camel load, but simply said, "How, dear?"

And Dot replied, "I will place drums in all the towns and drums in between to send messages saying what you have for sale, and they will reply telling you who hath the best price. T he sale can be made on the drums and delivery made by Uriah's Pony Stable (UPS)."

Abraham thought long and decided he would let Dot have her way with the drums. And the drums rang out and were an immediate success. Abraham sold all the goods he had at the top price, without ever having to move from his tent.

To prevent neighboring countries from overhearing what the drums were saying, Dot devised a system that only she and the drummers knew. It was known as Must Send Drum Over Sound (MSDOS), and she also developed a language to transmit ideas and pictures - Hebrew to the People
(HTTP).

And the young men did take to Dot Com's trading as doth
the greedy horsefly take to camel dung. They were called Nomadic Ecclesiastical Rich Dominican Sybarites, or NERDS. And lo, the land was so feverish with joy at the new riches and the deafening sound of drums that no one noticed that the real riches were going to that enterprising drum dealer, Brother William of Gates, who bought off every drum maker in the land. Indeed he did insist on drums to be made that would work only with Brother Gates' drum heads and drumsticks.

And Dot did say, "Oh, Abraham, what we have started is being taken over by others." And Abraham looked out over the Bay of Ezekiel, or eBay as it came to be known. He said, "We need a name that reflects what we are."

And Dot replied, "Young Ambitious Hebrew Owner Operators." "YAHOO," said Abraham. And because it was Dot's idea, they named it YAHOO Dot Com.

Abraham's cousin, Joshua, being the young Gregarious Energetic Educated Kid (GEEK) that he was, soon started using Dot's drums to locate things around the countryside.

It soon became known as God's Own Official Guide to Locating Everything (GOOGLE).

That is how it all began. And that's the truth.

I would not make this stuff up.

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