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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/27/15 at 10:28pm

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a goofy looking girl's bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.' "

The first engineer nodded and said, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/27/15 at 8:15am

A big city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/15 at 8:57am

Be prepared to be amazed!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/15 at 4:57am
This may not get you any dates, but....

Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/15 at 4:53am

Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/22/15 at 8:48pm


Enjoy this Sunday with family and/or friends

The children are our future...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/15 at 8:39pm
Go and do everything you want to do, experience life as a daredevil, be as happy as a care-free child!

"You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young woman's surgery.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have sex again, Doctor?"

The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened.

The girl was alarmed, "What's the matter Doctor? I'll be all right, won't I?"

He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine... It's just that... no one has ever asked me that question... after having their tonsils removed."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/15 at 7:59am

A grandson of slaves, a boy was born in a poor neighborhood of New Orleans known as the "Back of Town." His father abandoned the family when the child was an infant, his mother became a prostitute and the boy and his sister had to live with their grandmother.

Early in life he proved to be gifted for music and, with three other kids, he sang in the streets of New Orleans. His first gains were the coins that were thrown to them.

A Jewish family, the Karnofsky's, who had immigrated from Lithuania to the USA had pity for the 7-year-old boy and brought him into their home. They initially gave him 'work' in the house, to feed this hungry child. There he remained and slept in this Jewish family's home where, for the first time in his life he was treated with kindness and tenderness.
When he went to bed, Mrs. Karnofsky sang him a Russian Lullaby that he would sing with her. Later, he learned to sing and play several Russian and Jewish songs. Over time, this boy became the adopted son of this family.

The Karnofsky's gave him money to buy his first musical instrument, as was the custom in the Jewish families. They sincerely admired his musical talent.

Later, when he became a professional musician and composer, he used these Jewish melodies in compositions, such as "St. James Infirmary" and "Go Down Moses."
The little black boy grew up and wrote a book about this Jewish family who had adopted him in 1907.

In memory of this family and until the end of his life, he wore a star of David and said that in this family he had learned "how to live real life and determination."

You might recognize his name; this little boy was called, Louis "Satchmo" Armstrong.

Louis Armstrong proudly spoke fluent Yiddish!
And I bet you did not know any of this...
And "Satchmo" is Yiddish for "Big Cheeks!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/20/15 at 6:49am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/18/15 at 10:18pm

Try to imagine a car body over 3-wheeled Harley Davidson


CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   11/18/15 at 2:00am

Hi Everyone,

I only have time for a very quick stop tonight. I haven't been able to be on DN very much, but I've missed you!

I'm going to the hospital for foot surgery tomorrow...

Please read this journal entry of mine for the whole story... and have a great evening!

Elaine :)


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/15 at 5:14am

A burly man walks into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled-out, "I have a Colt .45, with eight rounds in the clip, and one in the chamber. And I want to know who's been sleeping with my 'Old Lady'?"

There was a long silence, then a voice from the back of the darkened room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/16/15 at 10:25am

I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and I noticed a burglar sneaking through my next door neighbor's back garden, wielding a knife.

Suddenly my neighbor appeared from nowhere, smacked him over the head with a shovel, and this killed him instantly. The neighbor then dug a grave, put the body in it, and covered it.

Totally astonished and shaking, I got back into bed. By now my wife had woke-up, looked at me and said, "You seem upset... what is it?"

I replied, "You'll never believe what I just saw... That son-of-a-gun, next door, Bob. He still has my shovel."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/15/15 at 6:07pm
WHY NOT? We are alive, we are free, and through God's love we deserve to be happy! :)


I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/14/15 at 6:25pm
Have you seen the earth breathing? (not You Tube)


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/13/15 at 7:08pm

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I've never seen nothing like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I’m still lost…

MonarchPosted by Monarch   11/9/15 at 3:11pm

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/9/15 at 8:01am
The late and great JIMMY STEWART tells a joke!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/7/15 at 2:15pm

A man left for work on Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys, and spending all his wages by playing cards.
When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.
After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
Thursday, the swelling went down just enough for him to see her walk into his hospital room, from the corner of his left eye...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/6/15 at 7:41pm


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