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Full Name:Linda Garcia
Occupation:Executive Assistant in County Government
Birthday:January 7th
Education:Associate's Degree/Business & Paralegal
Last Login:11/20/14
Join Date:5/31/12
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About Me:Executive Assistant to County Judge of Aransas County, Texas
Also belong to Aransas County Historical Society and Secretary for the Aransas County Historical Commission
Interests:Reading, Movies, History, Archaeology
Favorite Music:Everything but heavy metal and rap--favorite artists include Enya, Josh Groban, Elvis Presley, George Strait,
Favorite Books:Gone with the Wind, The Road, The Shack
Favorite Authors: Clive Cussler, Heather Graham, Nora Roberts, James Patterson, Stephen King,
Favorite Movies:The Magnificent Seven, White Christmas, Ben-Hur, Chocolat, Independence Day, The Sound of Music, Westward the Women, Field of Dreams, Good Neighbor Sam, The Green Mile, Portrait of Jennie, The Song of Bernadette, Somewhere in Time, Born Free, Mr. Holland's Opus, and ALL Doris Day, Sandra Dee, Cary Grant, John Wayne, Sam Elliott, and Yul Bryner movies
Favorite TV Shows:Dallas, The Walking Dead, Survivor, I Love Lucy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman,
Favorite Quotes:"Out greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - Confucius

"Life brings sorrows and joys alke. It is what a man does with them--not what they do to him--that is the true test of his mettle" - Theodore Roosevelt

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   13 Hours Ago

Cops & Lawyers

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop, because "he is a lawyer from London" and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense!!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ya didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ya still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvta come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts to beating the lawyer and says, "Do ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   13 Hours Ago

TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   Yesterday at 5:34pm
Thank you all for your comments and support :)

I have started another new Group named Color Riot. I want to extend an invitation to you all to add any of your pieces if you wish :)

brollyPosted by brolly   Yesterday at 8:05am

Thank yu for everything my dear friend

Hugs and love
emma999Posted by emma999   11/21/14 at 6:05pm

Have a happy weekend my friend!
TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   11/21/14 at 1:28pm
Pleasant Autumn Weekend to Everyone. Enjoy the change of seasons. Safe travels and Happy Holidays! Hopefully you and your Families have a great Thanksgiving next week!!!

ChociPuppyPosted by ChociPuppy   11/21/14 at 11:50am
LieslPosted by Liesl   11/21/14 at 8:25am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/14 at 5:05am

Two college students should be studying for the Final exam. But they've chosen to spend the week partying instead. So, in their drunken stupor, after realizing how badly they messed up, they beg their professor to give them an extra day for the exam. Even though skeptical, they told him that they had a flat tire on the way to university and couldn't reach class in time.

So he agrees.

The two students, dedicated to getting a good score on their exam after a week of partying, spend the entire day cramming down every last possible detail of their class. When they come in the next day, the professor tells them that they'll need to take the exam in separate classrooms. Perplexed by this, the students nevertheless agree and sit down, each in their own classroom.

"For 5 points, describe the structure of the atom and all its properties." was the first question. The students, after seeing this, regain their confidence and think that this exam will be a piece of cake. After they write out all they know about the atom, they turn the page.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire was flat."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/20/14 at 1:19am

Hope your Thursday goes without a hitch or a snag!
zoki61Posted by zoki61   11/19/14 at 10:04pm

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/14 at 9:07pm

brollyPosted by brolly   11/19/14 at 1:19pm

My Dear friend :)

Just sending
some cards on yur way.. 2 remind yu of me.. and 2 say

Thank yu so much for everything
I wish yu a beautiful day
Hugs :)
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   11/19/14 at 11:26am

SuperLoveNaNaPosted by SuperLoveNaNa   11/19/14 at 2:19am
Hi dear Linda,

"..Your life passes may find the happiness, sadness, laughter and tears, but I hope that your everyday full of love.. Wishing you to have a very happy day, and everything's gonna be good.." Love & Hugs;)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/14 at 12:52am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/18/14 at 3:18pm

Wisconsin Farm Kid Joins the Marines

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/14 at 1:02am
judya1Posted by judya1   11/15/14 at 12:04pm
I hope, my great meets you by best health and good mood.

Keep me in your mind, my dear! I will do with you, too.

hudges from judy
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   11/14/14 at 10:06am
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