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Full Name:Linda Garcia
Occupation:Executive Assistant in County Government
Birthday:January 7th
Education:Associate's Degree/Business & Paralegal
Last Login:9/20/15
Join Date:5/31/12
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About Me:Executive Assistant to County Judge of Aransas County, Texas
Also belong to Aransas County Historical Society and Secretary for the Aransas County Historical Commission
Interests:Reading, Movies, History, Archaeology
Favorite Music:Everything but heavy metal and rap--favorite artists include Enya, Josh Groban, Elvis Presley, George Strait,
Favorite Books:Gone with the Wind, The Road, The Shack
Favorite Authors: Clive Cussler, Heather Graham, Nora Roberts, James Patterson, Stephen King,
Favorite Movies:The Magnificent Seven, White Christmas, Ben-Hur, Chocolat, Independence Day, The Sound of Music, Westward the Women, Field of Dreams, Good Neighbor Sam, The Green Mile, Portrait of Jennie, The Song of Bernadette, Somewhere in Time, Born Free, Mr. Holland's Opus, and ALL Doris Day, Sandra Dee, Cary Grant, John Wayne, Sam Elliott, and Yul Bryner movies
Favorite TV Shows:Dallas, The Walking Dead, Survivor, I Love Lucy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman,
Favorite Quotes:"Out greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall" - Confucius

"Life brings sorrows and joys alke. It is what a man does with them--not what they do to him--that is the true test of his mettle" - Theodore Roosevelt

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 4:56am
Hello Linda!
May God Bless you this week, and next, and next, and next!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/6/15 at 2:14am
emma999Posted by emma999   10/4/15 at 2:12am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/3/15 at 6:56pm


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/3/15 at 3:23pm

A 20 year-old young man, still living at home, had dreamed of a talking crow that told him that his Aunt was dying. It scared him so bad he told his parents. They assured him it was only a bad dream, and he went back to bed.

The next morning, the phone rings and they hear that Aunt Martha had died in her sleep.

A few weeks pass and this dream is repeated, only the crow says, "Your Father will die, today."

When he woke-up he ran to his parents room, told them what the crow had said.

His Father called-in-sick, avoided the stairs, going outside, taking a bath, and doing anything that could cause him bodily harm. All day long his Father was very careful and safety conscious. Nothing happened all day or all night.

The next day, Father went to work as normal.

Later in the day, the phone rings... it's one of their neighbors who lives at the end of their road.

She asked, "Did you hear about the Postman? He died, yesterday!"

JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   10/2/15 at 11:16pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/1/15 at 5:37pm

A blonde woman goes up to a salesperson and says, gesturing to a product, "I would like to buy this TV."

Salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Outraged, the blonde leaves the store, dyes her hair red, and returns the next day attempting to buy the TV.

The salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The frustrated blonde storms out of the store and returns the next day with black hair.

"Can I PLEASE buy this damn TV?"

The salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The blonde screams and almost cries, "How did you always know? I came several times with different hair colors and you still say I can't buy it!"

"Linda," he says, "I can't sell you this TV, because it's a microwave."

emma999Posted by emma999   10/1/15 at 4:58am
For you, dear Linda


O hushed October morning mild,
Thy leaves have ripened to the fall;
Tomorrow’s wind, if it be wild,
Should waste them all.

The crows above the forest call;
Tomorrow they may form and go.
O hushed October morning mild,
Begin the hours of this day slow.
Make the day seem to us less brief.

Hearts not averse to being beguiled,
Beguile us in the way you know.
Release one leaf at break of day;
At noon release another leaf;
One from our trees, one far away.
Retard the sun with gentle mist;

Enchant the land with amethyst.
Slow, slow!
For the grapes’ sake, if they were all,
Whose leaves already are burnt with frost,
Whose clustered fruit must else be lost—
For the grapes’ sake along the wall.

By Robert Frost
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/29/15 at 4:29pm

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Joseph, the 14 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Joseph clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID Ten T error?

What's that? In case I need to fix it again." Joseph grinned, "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No", I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

Linda, I used to like that little boy.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/28/15 at 8:51pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/28/15 at 8:03pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/28/15 at 7:44pm
Winner of the Chicago Tribune's best Tweet of the week:

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant,​ but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   9/25/15 at 5:16pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/25/15 at 11:12am
What can you never eat for breakfast, Linda?

.............................Lunch and Dinner...............................

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/15 at 9:16am

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.
His bookkeeper is deaf, and that's the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido wouldn't hear anything so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"

Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and tell him if he doesn't answer I'll kill him!"

The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   9/22/15 at 3:59pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/22/15 at 6:56am

"Honey?" said a husband to his wife, "I've invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because he's thinking about getting married."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/21/15 at 9:04am

entcoffPosted by entcoff   9/21/15 at 7:15am
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