Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black][U]PREACHER AND HIS WORMS[/U]

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke. . . .Dead.

Third worm in chocolate syrup. . . .. . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil. . . .Alive…

So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"

Maxine was sitting in the back, stood and said...
"As long as you drink, smoke all you want, and eat plenty of chocolate, you [I]won't [U]have worms!"[/U] [/I][/color] [/B]

Kal6217 11 years ago

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mary01 16 years ago

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melissa321KABOOM 16 years ago

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JAVAJODI 16 years ago

HELLO PIXIEDUST. JUST DROPPED BY.