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Posted by Brina-22 4/13/15 at 8:28pm

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Posted by Puppydawg 3/10/15 at 4:32am

Have a beautiful Tuesday!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/9/15 at 12:45am

I was asked, "Do you see a dead mouse?"

I looked for 5-minutes and answered, "What mouse?"

Have a beautiful Monday!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/6/15 at 3:15am

Jenny's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jenny was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jenny asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jenny told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jenny asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."

Posted by Puppydawg 3/6/15 at 12:53am

FED-EX, making your deliveries feel truly personal.

Posted by Puppydawg 3/5/15 at 11:07am

Believe it or not, this was spotted flying in Europe; it was either hidden, posted as a "secret file," or a misplaced file, from this last December.

Posted by Puppydawg 3/5/15 at 4:34am

Posted by Puppydawg 3/2/15 at 12:51am

Who would ever want one, even if they could make one? And here's the other question...

Posted by Puppydawg 2/23/15 at 2:01am

A Native American Indian was hitch-hiking and was picked-up by a city-slicker who was driving past the reservation.

As they were driving along, the Indian noticed a brown paper bag in the seat between them, and inquired as to its contents.

The city man replied, "It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife."

The Indian looked forward at the road, nodded his head and solemnly said, "Good trade."

Posted by Brina-22 2/21/15 at 10:28am

Posted by Brina-22 2/3/15 at 1:47pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FYyHr0gbIM&gl=GB

Posted by Puppydawg 1/26/15 at 2:35pm

A wish for you; please have a terrific Tuesday!

Posted by Puppydawg 1/16/15 at 3:39pm

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The moral of this story is:

Not everyone who drops dung on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of dung is your friend. And when you're neck-deep in doo-doo, keep your mouth shut!

HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEK-END!

Posted by Puppydawg 1/11/15 at 3:56pm

There's many video's, here...
Please watch the first video: "SPLASH"
What style, what grace, a fall-out-of-your-chair, fantastic, and fast thrill ride!

http://youtu.be/LibjrXnHVvw?list=PL27CA08D14E56AEEA

Posted by Puppydawg 1/8/15 at 6:21pm

A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife!"

Posted by Puppydawg 1/8/15 at 3:46pm

A man wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: 'Darling, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.' So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "John, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a big black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, he asks, "So, why is everything in order, and so neat and clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said,

'Lady, leave me alone. I'm happily married!' "

Posted by Puppydawg 1/6/15 at 9:10pm

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application.

The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he's ever held.

"I must say," says the executive, "your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job."

"Yes," says the man.

"Well," continues the executive, "there’s not much positive in that."

"Hey!" says the guy as he pokes the application. "At least I’m not a quitter."

Posted by Puppydawg 1/5/15 at 10:27pm

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young. So he gave me some pills to feed him, one per day.

The bull started to service the cows within 2 days. All of my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows!

He's like a mating machine!

I don't know what was in those pills, but they taste like peppermint.

Posted by Puppydawg 1/5/15 at 10:34am

New from Finland - "Thunderstruck"

http://youtu.be/e4Ao-iNPPUc

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