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Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   4/13/15 at 8:28pm














PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/18/15 at 3:04pm


Good night, my friend...
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/16/15 at 7:27am
Children... Our future is in their hands!


Timmy was playing in the living room floor... When all of a sudden his mom comes from the kitchen and says, "Timmy, when your father comes home, please tell him to come to our bedroom immediately."

Although suspicious, he agrees.

Later, when his dad comes home, Timmy says, "Daddy! Daddy! Mom wants you to go to your room!"

The dad then goes upstairs to the master bedroom. Timmy is curious and quietly follows his father upstairs. When his father goes in, he locks the door. Timmy gets on his knees and looks through the keyhole and sees his mom standing naked in front of his dad.

She says, "John, I want a baby."

Timmy is shocked to realize that... after 9 months he has a baby sister in the house.

Timmy gives this some hard thinking, then goes to his mom and says, "Mommy! Mommy! When daddy comes home, tell him to go to my room, please?!"

She's surprised by his request, but says, "Yes" anyway.

Later, when his father comes home, his mom says, "John, Timmy wants you to go to his room."

John then goes to Timmy's room, where he sees his son standing naked. Timmy locks the door, looks his father dead in the eye, and says, "Daddy, I want a new bike."

Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   3/14/15 at 1:06pm


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/13/15 at 4:06am


At a hotel restaurant, a man sitting alone, sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm so sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and says, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/12/15 at 4:14am


GOOD MORNING!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/10/15 at 4:32am



Have a beautiful Tuesday!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/9/15 at 12:45am
I was asked, "Do you see a dead mouse?"

I looked for 5-minutes and answered, "What mouse?"




Have a beautiful Monday!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/6/15 at 3:15am


Jenny's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement, not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother of the bride ever!

A week later, Jenny was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jenny asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.

"Absolutely not, I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jenny told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jenny asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/6/15 at 12:53am
FED-EX, making your deliveries feel truly personal.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/5/15 at 11:07am
Believe it or not, this was spotted flying in Europe; it was either hidden, posted as a "secret file," or a misplaced file, from this last December.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/5/15 at 4:34am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/2/15 at 12:51am
Who would ever want one, even if they could make one? And here's the other question...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/23/15 at 2:01am


A Native American Indian was hitch-hiking and was picked-up by a city-slicker who was driving past the reservation.

As they were driving along, the Indian noticed a brown paper bag in the seat between them, and inquired as to its contents.

The city man replied, "It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife."

The Indian looked forward at the road, nodded his head and solemnly said, "Good trade."

Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   2/21/15 at 10:28am








PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/26/15 at 2:35pm
A wish for you; please have a terrific Tuesday!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/16/15 at 3:39pm


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

The moral of this story is:

Not everyone who drops dung on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of dung is your friend. And when you're neck-deep in doo-doo, keep your mouth shut!


HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEK-END!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/11/15 at 3:56pm
There's many video's, here...
Please watch the first video: "SPLASH"
What style, what grace, a fall-out-of-your-chair, fantastic, and fast thrill ride!


http://youtu.be/LibjrXnHVvw?list=PL27CA08D14E56AEEA
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/8/15 at 6:21pm


A man was stopped by the police around 2 am. The officer asked him where he was going at that time of night.

The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replied, "That would be my wife!"

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