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Wish you all wonderful Holidays with many gifts and i wish everyone an amazing start into the new year 2016, with much health and happiness! I'll be back in next year!

Christmas Greetings
~SkyPhoenixX1~

Have a wonderful new Week!



















*Season Greetings*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

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It's about time! The glorious summer season is back!

I wish you an amazing start into the Summer Season 2015 and a wonderful new week!

☆ Greets from Summerland Germany ☆

~SkyPhoenixX1~

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I just unleashed another summer breeze to flush the winter away.

Hope, you feel warmer now.

I wish you a wonderful sunshine week.

Greets from Germany
~SkyPhoenixX1~

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21.06.2015 - That's the date, when the summer will return...

Four more months of waiting, so it's time for me to spread the first summer breeze here (just a little foretaste )...

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Enjoy the weekend, may it be filled with a lot of sunshine and happiness!

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

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Have a wonderful christmas with a lot of joy and happiness!!!

And...

...please try to accept all christmas presents, those tiny colored boxes have also feelings... ^^

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I wanna wish now also a Happy New Year 2015 filled with a lot of success in your life, health, peace and happiness!

Yep, i'm not here in the next months... i will do my winter break!

Anyway...

Do you remember everything of your Life from 2014? If not...
Look now into my magical Memory Globe, to see all your fantastic Memories of the Year 2014 and the earlier years, too!!!

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Thank you also for all the visits, comments and postings on my profile in this year. It's much appreciated.

See you all then again in the new year, when it's gettin' warmer again....


*Season Greetings from Germany*
~SkyPhoenixX1~



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HAPPY 1st ADVENT!!!



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Yep, the firebird is back in town, hah...!!!


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And a song from my music collection:
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*Greets from Germany*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

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Is it possible for you to put me in touch as soon as possible with the person who posted this image: [URL=http://space.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/27637/]http://s
pace.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/27637/[/URL] -- this is number 27637, showing the earth, sun and moon, with the sun in the middle? I am very anxious to locate the copyright holder or designer so that I might license it for a short promotional film I'm doing. I thought since you're in charge of the science fiction/space group, you might be able to help me. If you could get a message to him or her and ask them to contact me via email at [email protected] asap, that would be most helpful! Thank you!

TWO NUNS (survival)


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!

Before the autumn starts,

i just wanna thank you for all the comments, greeting cards, visits, fav's etc., from the summer time.

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And my profile will stay on summer mode, yep. So if u search for new beach pictures in the next months, just visit me.

May the leaves fall....

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

HONESTY

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.

He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.


Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now?

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Hi,

The summer heat has arrived in Germany, the first palms are growing here,lol.



So let's go swimming...,


...have some cold cocktails...


...and eat some yummy ice cream, all day.
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Have a funny and sunny weekend!!!

~Greetings~
*SkyPhoenixX1*

Thank you everyone for supporting my new groups and uploads!

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I wish you a perfect start into the best season of the year, with alot of sunshine and warm days.

*Greets from Germany*
~SkyPhoenixX1~
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☆ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ☆

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Music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPNXz0CIRmE

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~

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