entcoff 9 years ago

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entcoff 9 years ago

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entcoff 9 years ago

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entcoff 9 years ago

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entcoff 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]As a truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, [I]"Hi, my name is Michael! Okay?
It's winter-time in New York! Yes?
And I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"[/I]
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entcoff 9 years ago

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entcoff 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black]Bob is being interviewed to become a Police Officer. The Captain conducting the interview starts with some general knowledge questions.

The Captain asks, "What is the National animal of America?"

Bob correctly answers, "Bald eagle."

The next question, "How many states are there in America?"

Again, Bob answers correctly, "Fifty States."

The captain asks the last general knowledge question, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Bob is stumped by this question, and thinks for a long time. He finally says, "I don't know."

Disappointed that the candidate couldn't answer a simple history question, he dismisses Bob, saying, "You really should go find out who it was."

Bob leaves the interview and goes home. His wife asks, "How did the interview go?"

Bob replies with a big smile on his face, [I]"Great! I've already been assigned to a murder investigation."[/I]
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