Andruhaif 7 years ago

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collector 11 years ago

Happy Holiday my dear friend
I wish you all happiness and health all year round

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RedHeadsRule 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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[B]Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball-type?"

"No," says Judi, "it's for his underarms."[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God, with no actual address.
He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.
Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...
Can you please help me?

Sincerely, Edna
~~
The postal worker was touched.
He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.
Christmas came and went.

A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.
All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.
~~
It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?
Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.
We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing.
I think it might have been those nosey bastoids at the post office.

Sincerely, Edna[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]Right-up front, I'm telling you; I still love my ex-wife,

http://youtu.be/2ov0n38Rn0o

but I watched this one twice, before I started to laugh![/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]Don't shoot me unless you are afraid of action...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUj65M4T1cg

THIS IS FUNNY MUSIC.... Not for all ages...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv2fVaHSISw[/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

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..............................NOT REALLY...............................
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ON THE OTHER HAND................[/color]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Jeff? Come on in, sit & relax, tune the TV to "The Beevis & Butthead Show," and we'll have a few laughs! Okay? What do you say? You don't believe in a talking cat? Okay.... meow![/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Beware of American women who carry a purse!
http://youtu.be/qrhSf8CEgC8[/B]