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Full Name:jaybird
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Birthday:April 2nd, 1964
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/5/17 at 4:48pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/7/17 at 5:15pm
Funny.... or NO?

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 5:36am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/17 at 7:15pm
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............................GET OUT & GO VOTE ..........................

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/19/16 at 9:29pm
Joe was sitting in class doing math problems, when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Joe? If there were five birds sitting on a fence, and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Joe, "because the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Joe says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess, it's the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Joe. "It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking."

:)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/1/16 at 6:32am
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "ARE WE OVER THE BORDER, YET?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 6:48am
Does this take you down memory road sung by who?

https://youtu.be/UFv-fqQ9D_Y
JOHNBECKPosted by JOHNBECK   4/2/16 at 10:01am
Happy Birthday, my friend. I hope you have a fun day. My apologies for not keeping in regular contact, but I want you to know that I do not forget my fans. Have a super day and weekend.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 12:20pm


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   2/5/16 at 5:09pm
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