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Posted by Puppydawg 4/15/16 at 8:27am

Thank God It's Friday!
Have a relaxing week-end!

Posted by Orchid4 4/14/16 at 10:36am

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Jesus walks into a Hotel and places nails on the reception desk. The receptionist takes a moment to understand, not speaking Aramaic, but is able to explain in mime that nails are not legal tender.

After Jesus leaves, a duck that has been kind of harassing the receptionist for the last few days (by asking for grapes) waddles in. The duck asks if the receptionist has any nails, and the receptionist finally snaps. Deciding to walk out on the most ludicrous workday of his life, the receptionist goes to the bar, and is infuriated to find it closed.

Earlier that day a horse walked into that bar.

The bartender said, "Why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before it's knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say, the bar was closed for the rest of the day.

So the receptionist finding it closed jimmies open a window, not caring who sees. But two old friends across the street, a priest and a rabbi, DO see. They decide they should do something to calm this agitated man down, follow him through the window, and into the bar.

The bartender, having spent all day cleaning up after the horse, sees the receptionist, the priest, and the rabbi come into the bar, and stops scrubbing long enough to ask, "Is this some kind of a joke?!"

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Posted by gubicii 4/9/16 at 5:03pm

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Posted by psycofairy 3/22/16 at 4:39am

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Posted by Puppydawg 3/21/16 at 4:44am

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A woman calls the police, that her husband is missing...

They ask her for a description and she says, "He's six feet, three inches tall, well-built, with thick, curly hair."

Her friend says, "What are you talking about? Your husband is five-foot-four, bald and overweight."

Then the wife says, "Hush! Who wants that fat walking accident back?"

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Posted by Puppydawg 3/15/16 at 5:35am

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An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats at a concert.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man,

"Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The old man didn't budge.

The usher became more impatient.

"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager.

Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police.

The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Fred," the old man moaned.

"Where you from, Fred?" asked the police officer.

With a terrible strain in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied, "The balcony"...

Posted by Puppydawg 3/14/16 at 10:03pm

https://youtu.be/3V9QHBgrPNY

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Posted by Puppydawg 2/15/16 at 11:00am

I say - have a good day!
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This is in my back yard, looking south; we need rain.

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Posted by Julestar 11/26/13 at 4:50am

Hey Dear Friend, I was just stopping by to say hello and wish you a wonderful week ahead. ~Hugs Jule â˜ƒ â…

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