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Posted by Puppydawg 6/14/15 at 5:34pm

Posted by Puppydawg 6/9/15 at 7:24pm

Have a good day!

https://youtu.be/ekYXMIrnB5Y

Posted by Puppydawg 5/28/15 at 6:47am

She's a tall blonde, says, "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "Uh, no, I'm your son's teacher."

Posted by Puppydawg 5/23/15 at 5:35am

Just for fun, I challenge you to outdance the Ross Sisters.

https://youtu.be/61cY1ILv60k

Posted by Puppydawg 5/15/15 at 12:55am

The Senior Center was giving a 10-question quiz with a prize to the winner. The last question was: "Where is curly hair found?"
I failed, because the correct answer is "Africa."

Posted by Puppydawg 4/30/15 at 7:25am

A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!”

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!”

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese, do you? You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex....you need serious help!!! Sometimes I worry about you.

Posted by Puppydawg 4/29/15 at 8:14pm

Posted by Puppydawg 4/29/15 at 4:30am

Posted by Puppydawg 4/14/15 at 6:45pm

Have you watched this i-Gun video?

http://video.weibo.com/show?fid=1034:4fb153c58d835edacee2...

Posted by Puppydawg 4/13/15 at 9:10pm

Posted by Puppydawg 4/11/15 at 11:08pm

https://youtu.be/bJ9r8LMU9bQ

https://youtu.be/NwgGuadsqyo

https://youtu.be/PMpQUsQcJFg

Have you ever seen cows loving on a pit-bull?

You have now!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/24/15 at 2:05pm

An old farmer is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise when he sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying a spool of something metallic under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Chicken wire."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

"You damn fool! You can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" says the old man.

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, dragging behind him 30 chickens caught in the chicken wire.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walk by carrying a shiny roll of something. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Duct tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks with duct tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy walks by, trailing behind him 30 ducks caught in a long trail of duct tape.

The next morning, the old man sees the boy walking by carrying a branch behind him. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"It's a pussy willow."

"Wait up," says the old man. "I'll get my hat!"

Posted by Puppydawg 3/23/15 at 1:33am

Q: What do you call someone who speaks 3-languages?

A: Multilingual.

----

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 2-languages?

A: Bilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks only 1-language?

A: An American! Like me!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/21/15 at 10:09am

Good hunting, Adam!

https://youtu.be/hHjGtBnSv50

Posted by Puppydawg 3/18/15 at 4:36pm

THE EERIE MAGIC OF REFLECTIONS...

Posted by Puppydawg 3/16/15 at 10:36pm

Posted by Puppydawg 3/8/15 at 11:11am

How much money would you charge to change
a few light bulbs?

http://youtu.be/f1BgzIZRfT8

Posted by Puppydawg 3/7/15 at 1:48am

Wishing you a safe and happy week-end!
I'm longing for the colors of Spring!
Aren't you?

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