Puppydawg 10 years ago

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gubicii 10 years ago

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JAVAJODI 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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SPRING IS HERE & THIS IS A NEW WEEK![/color] [color=blue]
SMILE & BE HAPPY![/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

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This is a short video of a guy riding on a longboard at 40-miles per hour, and it's just the beginning of a 10-mile run...

https://youtu.be/Zdsgs1mLF6E [/color][color=red]

DON'T BLINK!

Have a beautiful week-end, Beth!
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P.S. The deer ran away before the rider could see it, again.[/I]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]THE EERIE MAGIC OF REFLECTIONS...[/I][/color][color=red]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Csq24Qa.jpg[/img]

Sweet dreams, Beth! ♥ [/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=red][I]Children... Our future is in their hands![/I][/color]
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Timmy was playing in the living room floor... When all of a sudden his mom comes from the kitchen and says, "Timmy, when your father comes home, please tell him to come to our bedroom immediately."

Although suspicious, he agrees.

Later, when his dad comes home, Timmy says, "Daddy! Daddy! Mom wants you to go to your room!"

The dad then goes upstairs to the master bedroom. Timmy is curious and quietly follows his father upstairs. When his father goes in, he locks the door. Timmy gets on his knees and looks through the keyhole and sees his mom standing naked in front of his dad.

She says, "John, I want a baby."

Timmy is shocked to realize that... after 9 months he has a baby sister in the house.

Timmy gives this some hard thinking, then goes to his mom and says, "Mommy! Mommy! When daddy comes home, tell him to go to my room, please?!"

She's surprised by his request, but says, "Yes" anyway.

Later, when his father comes home, his mom says, "John, Timmy wants you to go to his room."

John then goes to Timmy's room, where he sees his son standing naked. Timmy locks the door, looks his father dead in the eye, and says, "Daddy, I want a new bike."
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]Beth, can you watch this You Tube video without feeling ill from the panorama visual?

https://youtu.be/h3LeVGOBjSg [/color][color=red][I]

THIS IS ANOTHER FRIDAY THE 13TH, MY FRIEND!
WILL YOU HAVE THE SAME GOOD-MONEY-LUCK AS I DO?[/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=blue][I]GOOD MORNING, BETH!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NEW ALLIGATOR SHOES?[/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]A few chuckle lines from the "dilly of them all," Phyllis Diller (1917-2012) who was generating funny lines for years before she really began to entertain.

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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors is to Eat out.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

My photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Tranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass."

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
-Phyllis Diller

http://youtu.be/IwzOflhCJCo

I grew-up watching Bob Hope and Phyllis Diller every Saturday afternoon at our local theater and on TV. She was one funny lady, Beth. And Phyllis reminds me of my mom, who died 16 years ago. I miss the sounds of their laugh![/color]
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