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HAPPY NEW YEAR !

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A pirate with a peg leg, hook-for-a-hand, an eye-patch, and a parrot on his shoulder, walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, "How did you get the peg leg?"

"Well," says the pirate, "I fell into the sea, and had to fight off a shark, but he ate me leg."

"What about the hook hand?"

Pirate says, "Me vessel got boarded by some scallywags and I lost me hand in the fight."

"Well, how about the eyepatch?" asked the bartender.

"Ol' Polly, here, pooped in me eye!"

The bartender was confused and asked how that could possibly make him lose his eye?

The pirate says, "It was me first day with the hook."

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There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His
father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every
time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into
the back of the fence.

The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence.
Over the next few weeks, as he learned to control his
anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his
temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each
day that he was able to hold his temper. The days
passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his
father that all the nails were gone.

The father took his son by the hand and led him to
the fence. He said, "You have done well, boy, but look
at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the
same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar
just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw
it out. It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there."

The little boy then understood how powerful his words
were. He looked up at his father and said "I hope you
can forgive me father for the holes I put in you."

"Of course I can," said the father.

It's not always anger, it is your actions in general.
There are no "fresh starts" in life. There is no new
beginning. Forgiveness comes easy for many
people but the scars of the past, they never go
away. Watch what you do today, because sometimes
the price isn't worth the reward.

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................ IS IT REALLY WEDNESDAY?

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Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them.

One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and
whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at
the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and
shakes his head "no."

The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a
unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner
of the team to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates, but begins to change his mind when the
agent tells him, "The fans would love it!"

Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-kay! If that is
what the people want. Come here, Hilly baby."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and
the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right
over the wall onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you
!$#@&... Jerk!"

The crowd goes absolutely wild! Fans are jumping up
and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-
fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd.

He leans back toward the agent and says, "How about
that? I would never have believed how much everyone
would enjoy that!"

Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks,
"What's wrong?"

The agent replies, "Sir, I said, 'they wanted you to
throw out the first pitch!' "

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My computer went on an unscheduled (unwanted)
vacation.
I sent it across the United States to be healed by an in-
family-wizard.
Soon, I'll be back to normal...
Or would you want me to be mean?

Beautiful new week for you !

Have a nice day,
Dear Friend! ღ❤ღ
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