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Full Name:Matthew Mulkey
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 3:53am

I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/21/16 at 6:01am

Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 8:22am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 12:16am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/9/16 at 6:23am
Some get what they deserve and some get more.

If you're thinking of buying things on-line, be aware that not all sellers are "good people." A pair of residents from Aiken, SC, thought they'd buy a car by responding to a private on-line ad. When they met the "sellers" to look at the car, the two strangers who were supposed to be selling, pulled out guns and demanded that the car shoppers hand over all of their money. While the would-be robbers pointed their guns at the male buyer, his girlfriend pulled out her own legal handgun and fired; a fatal shot for the bad guy. The police are still searching for the other man.
This incident happened in 2015, and goes to show that no one can be trusted 100% at on-line sales.


gubiciiPosted by gubicii   2/3/16 at 6:22pm
JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   12/14/15 at 7:41pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/15 at 4:46am
This may not get you any dates, but....

Before Marriage:

Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: No don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get.

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   10/30/15 at 11:14am

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