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Full Name:Jessica Menkveld
Location:Chilliwack, British Columbia. Canada
Occupation:Full Time Mother
Birthday:September 12th, 1987
Last Login:12/2/12
Join Date:2/13/12
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Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   5/16/12 at 10:22am
DEALING WITH AUTHORITY

Avoid Direct Contact


Don’t Post Duplicates


Don’t ask for Directions in Colombia


Whenever Possible …. Eat the Evidence


Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   5/12/12 at 6:01pm
Meet “MARU” (my favourite internet kitty)

MARU loves Boxes … all boxes, all shapes, all sizes - LOL













Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   5/7/12 at 2:39pm
BOYS & THEIR TOYS

Rocket Launcher


Pick-Up Mounted Gun


SWAT Training

(LOL- you’re only supposed to blow the bloody window out)

HAVE AN UNEVENTFUL WEEK JESSICA

Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   5/2/12 at 7:38am
Sometimes things go exactly as planned







Other times … Not so much






Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   4/27/12 at 2:47pm
Adversaries ……..

Cat vs. Printer


Smith and Wesson vs. Pool


Man vs. Penguin


Have a Fun Weekend Jessica ♥ ♥ ♥

Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   4/14/12 at 12:00pm
OUCH … THAT’S GOTTA HURT







Have a Safe Weekend My Friend ♥ ♥ ♥

Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   4/11/12 at 9:38am
Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   4/4/12 at 9:05am
Take it Easy Jessica …. Have a Relax’n Day ♥ ♥ ♥






Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   4/1/12 at 1:44pm
APRIL 1st …. Don’t believe everything you see !!!






Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/30/12 at 2:58pm
NAUGHTY KITTIES …. LOL



Workout …..


Packing …..


Helicopter Flight …..


Have a Fun Weekend Jessica ♥ ♥ ♥


Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/29/12 at 7:57am
GET CLOSE ….. HUG SOMEONE TODAY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥






Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/23/12 at 1:19pm
PEOPLE DO THE STRANGEST THINGS

Street Surfing


Barbeque Jumping


Mud Diving


Enjoy a Weekend that’s Different ♥ ♥ ♥


Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/22/12 at 10:00am
SWEET & DARK


DARK & SWEET


Whatever Your Taste …. Enjoy Your Day ♥ ♥ ♥


Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/19/12 at 11:15am
WE’Z ALL PARTY’D OUT



HAVE A RESTFUL WEEK JESSICA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥


Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/16/12 at 9:48am
Enjoy Your Weekend Jessica ……. ♥ ♥ ♥

Watersports


Stair Surfing


Obstacle Course



Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/13/12 at 7:50pm
Have a Fun Day






Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/7/12 at 3:32pm
MECHANIC vs PILOT

After every flight, Qantas Airlines pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour.
Here are some supposedly actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution as recorded by Qantas maintenance engineers.


(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)


P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.


P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/5/12 at 5:05am
Have a Wonderful Week Jessica


Shadow_ChaserPosted by Shadow_Chaser   3/4/12 at 2:25am
DON’T FORGET TO PRAY FOR THE ANGELS

OR THE ANGELS MAY FORGET TO PRAY FOR US





And remember - Angels come in all Shapes & Sizes


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