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Full Name:	Jessica Menkveld
Location:	Chilliwack, British Columbia. Canada
Occupation:	Full Time Mother
Birthday:	September 12th, 1987

Last Login:	12/2/12
Join Date:	2/13/12
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Posted by Shadow_Chaser 5/16/12 at 10:22am

DEALING WITH AUTHORITY

Avoid Direct Contact

Don’t Post Duplicates

Don’t ask for Directions in Colombia

Whenever Possible …. Eat the Evidence

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 5/12/12 at 6:01pm

Meet “MARU” (my favourite internet kitty)

MARU loves Boxes … all boxes, all shapes, all sizes - LOL

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 5/7/12 at 2:39pm

BOYS & THEIR TOYS

Rocket Launcher

Pick-Up Mounted Gun

SWAT Training

(LOL- you’re only supposed to blow the bloody window out)

HAVE AN UNEVENTFUL WEEK JESSICA

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 5/2/12 at 7:38am

Sometimes things go exactly as planned

Other times … Not so much

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 4/27/12 at 2:47pm

Adversaries ……..

Cat vs. Printer

Smith and Wesson vs. Pool

Man vs. Penguin

Have a Fun Weekend Jessica ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 4/14/12 at 12:00pm

OUCH … THAT’S GOTTA HURT

Have a Safe Weekend My Friend ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 4/11/12 at 9:38am

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 4/7/12 at 10:08am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRKvpZ7PjE

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 4/4/12 at 9:05am

Take it Easy Jessica …. Have a Relax’n Day ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 4/1/12 at 1:44pm

APRIL 1st …. Don’t believe everything you see !!!

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/30/12 at 2:58pm

NAUGHTY KITTIES …. LOL

Workout …..

Packing …..

Helicopter Flight …..

Have a Fun Weekend Jessica ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/29/12 at 7:57am

GET CLOSE ….. HUG SOMEONE TODAY ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/23/12 at 1:19pm

PEOPLE DO THE STRANGEST THINGS

Street Surfing

Barbeque Jumping

Mud Diving

Enjoy a Weekend that’s Different ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/22/12 at 10:00am

SWEET & DARK

DARK & SWEET

Whatever Your Taste …. Enjoy Your Day ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/19/12 at 11:15am

WE’Z ALL PARTY’D OUT

HAVE A RESTFUL WEEK JESSICA ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/16/12 at 9:48am

Enjoy Your Weekend Jessica ……. ♥ ♥ ♥

Watersports

Stair Surfing

Obstacle Course

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/13/12 at 7:50pm

Have a Fun Day

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/7/12 at 3:32pm

MECHANIC vs PILOT

After every flight, Qantas Airlines pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour.
Here are some supposedly actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by Qantas pilots and the solution as recorded by Qantas maintenance engineers.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on backorder.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/5/12 at 5:05am

Have a Wonderful Week Jessica

Posted by Shadow_Chaser 3/4/12 at 2:25am

DON’T FORGET TO PRAY FOR THE ANGELS

OR THE ANGELS MAY FORGET TO PRAY FOR US

And remember - Angels come in all Shapes & Sizes

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