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Full Name:Roland Fourre
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   13 Hours Ago
Guess what, Roland? I had a crazy dream that I was turned into a cat; I was caught, and placed into this goofy machine. See what you get for a $1?



Smile and be glad that you won't be put in here next, when I get out.


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 4:00am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/15 at 8:48am
An elderly woman, of ninety years, was caught stealing a can of peaches from a grocery store. In court, the Judge was told not to be lenient for certain reasons. However, the Judge could not help but take pity upon the older woman.

The Judge called for the elderly woman to stand in front of his bench.

"Why did you steal the peaches?" asked the Judge.

"I was hungry."

"Okay, how many peaches were in the can?"

"Three."

The Judge pondered for a second, then stated:

"Alright, for three peaches, you must stay in prison for three nights."

"Thank you, Your Honor."

Just before she was to be dismissed, the elderly woman's husband stood up.

"Your Honor, Sir, may I say something?"

"Of course."

"She also stole and ate can of peas."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/15 at 7:47am


An elderly couple were at home watching TV. Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel.

Sally became more and more annoyed and finally said, "For Pete's sake, Phil... leave it on the porn channel... You already know how to fish!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/25/15 at 9:40am


I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received."

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."

I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged
for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing.

"This is the Acknowledgment Section," my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed.

"How is it that there is no work going on here?" I asked.

"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments."

"How does one acknowledge God's blessings? "I asked.

"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord."

"What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked.

"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world."

"If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy, and if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."

"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness.. You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day."

"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... You are ahead of 700 million people in the world."

"If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world."

"If your parents are still alive and still married.... you are very rare."

"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair......."

"Ok," I said. "What now? How can I start?"

The Angel said, "If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all."

Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you care to, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.

"Thank you, Lord, for all the things you've allowed me to acquire."


Have you thanked God for the things, friends, and family members you have in your life?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/24/15 at 9:41am


A Police Officer is walking down the street, approaching from about a block away thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going-out. It looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."

As he gets closer, it becomes very apparent that her breast is hanging out.

When he gets close enough to talk face to face, he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Well, your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and screams, "OH MY GOD, I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/24/15 at 8:20am


MONDAY - MONDAY - DID YOU KNOW IT'S MONDAY?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/23/15 at 4:56am
The last wishes of Alexander the Great

On his death bed, Alexander summoned his army generals and told them his three ultimate wishes -

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin ...

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery.

3. His hands should be let loose, so they hang outside the coffin for all to see!!

One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain. Here is what Alexander the Great had to say -

1. "I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal."

2. "I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, will stay on earth."

3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is TIME.

We do not take to our grave any material wealth. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.

When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back. Our time is our life!

The best present that you can give to your family and friends is your TIME.

May God grant YOU plenty of TIME, to share with all.

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   8/22/15 at 5:46pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/19/15 at 8:58am
I used to have a 2nd truck for this kind of sport, before I got married. But I'm older and wiser, now. So, I like to watch these lunatic's on the video's. Besides, I can sit in my easy chair and watch which is better than being in the woods, smelling exhaust, getting eaten by mosquitoes, flies, ticks, chiggers, and flea's all day!
Here is one (of many) that I like and I hope you see why I enjoy watching these from the comforts of my home. They are a breed of their own, those who love a mean machine of the fields, highways, and at home in the wooly woods!

https://youtu.be/2DoG4P2P82k

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/13/15 at 2:34pm


Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely, and thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”

She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tom - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum.

She said aloud, “What the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.”

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?”

Oh my, he sounded so sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now, how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press nine, for an outside line."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/10/15 at 6:55am
HAVE A FUN MONDAY, ROLAND!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/29/15 at 11:17pm
WARNING FROM POLICE

THIS APPLIES TO BOTH WOMEN AND MEN


BEWARE OF PAPER ON THE BACK WINDOW OF YOUR VEHICLE--NEW WAY TO DO CARJACKINGS (NOT A JOKE)

Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.

So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.

If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want it to fall into the wrong hands.

Please share this with your friends and family!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/28/15 at 6:34am


HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ONE?

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him.

The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for $5 a hole?"

The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.

He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money.

The Priest said, "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday, and make a donation. And, if you want to, bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/25/15 at 6:23am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/24/15 at 6:21am
This is serious stuff! I care; this is why I'm typing it in "red" ink... if you disagree with it, Roland, let me know. I'll gladly remove it, and I'll say no more.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/19/15 at 9:47am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/15/15 at 7:51pm
........................Mother Nature is awesome......................



.................When the time comes... sleep well..................


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/9/15 at 6:02am
Have you ever seen this version of the non-produced 1970 Ford Mustang?
Have a look...see what you think?


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