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Full Name:Roland Fourre
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   13 Hours Ago


My Boss pulled up to work with his sweet new Corvette this morning, and I complimented him on it.

He replied, "Well, if you work hard, set some goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better car next year."


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SWEET DREAMS, ROLAND (when its time to go)!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   24 Hours Ago
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/27/15 at 4:03am


"Did you hear about the window-peeper over at Leroy and Edna's last night?" asked Bill.

"No," Ed answered. "What happened?"

"Edna, almost killed the guy," said Bill. "Yeah, if Leroy hadn't have come in when he did... the poor guy's in the hospital, as we speak."

"What happened?" asked Ed.

"Apparently, Edna had just come into her bedroom from taking a shower, and she saw the guy looking at her through her window!"

"So, how did Edna hurt the guy... if he was in the street?" asked Ed.

"Well, this is the odd part," says Bill. "The guy must have jumped the fence, and Edna nailed him in the back of the head with a bed-side lamp!"

"Wait," says Ed. "If the guy's outside, then how did Edna hit him in the head?"

"The poor man," said Bill, "he was reaching inside, through the window to close the curtains and... KA-POW!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/25/15 at 5:44am
Shockingly large & an outstanding find. It is next to the largest found of the Amethyst Geode family, called: "The Empress of Uruguay."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/23/15 at 4:57am
Have you seen this place? Havasupai, AZ, in the U.S.A.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/23/15 at 3:04am


He could not find a job as an Engineer, so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside: "Get treatment for $50! If not cured get $100 back."

A local Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to oust a fake doctor, and earn $100... and goes to the clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost the taste for eating."

Engineer: "Nurse, bring the medicine from box #22 and put 3-drops on the patient's tongue."

Patient (Doctor): "This tastes like gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back! Give me $50."

Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, and I can't remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, bring medicine from box #22 and put 3-drops on the patient's tongue."

Doctor: "But this isn't medicine for taste of the tongue, it's gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You're cured! You've got your memory back. Give me my fee of $50."

Doctor goes away angry and comes back after five days.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become very weak."

Engineer: "Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $100."

Doctor: "But, doctor, this is a $50 bill."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got back your eyesight! Now give me my $50 fee!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/23/15 at 2:17am


A Native American Indian was hitch-hiking and was picked-up by a city-slicker who was driving past the reservation.

As they were driving along, the Indian noticed a brown paper bag in the seat between them, and inquired as to its contents.

The city man replied, "It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife."

The Indian looked forward at the road, nodded his head and solemnly said, "Good trade."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/22/15 at 6:10am
It's amazing what humans can do if they have enough ambition, strength, a thirst for thrills, and a sense of perfect balance to be going to the extreme ends of the world, and back.

http://youtu.be/xQ_IQS3VKjA



RELAX, ROLAND, KICK-OFF YOUR BOOTS, UNWIND, AND REST-UP... IT'S SUNDAY... AND TOMORROW IS JUST ANOTHER DAY!
Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   2/21/15 at 10:30am








SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   2/20/15 at 12:24pm




21.06.2015 - That's the date, when the summer will return...

Four more months of waiting, so it's time for me to spread the first summer breeze here (just a little foretaste )...














Enjoy the weekend, may it be filled with a lot of sunshine and happiness!

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/16/15 at 11:26pm
How deep is the snow where you live?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/16/15 at 10:39pm
If you have children, here's a gentle kind of punishment that's non-invasive and it works wonders! Have a great week!

angel20Posted by angel20   2/8/15 at 7:21am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/15 at 1:39am


YOU KNOW YOU'RE A COUNTRY CONTRACTOR IF:


1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.

2. You wear specific hats to tool sales, equipment auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.

3. You've ever had to wash off, in the backyard with a garden hose, before your wife would let you into the house.

4. You've never thrown away any 5-gallon bucket.

5. You can remember the square footage, pounds of nails required, crew labor rates and permit delays on a house you built 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife’s birthday.

6. You've used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.

7. You've driven off the road while checking out the new housing development in your neighborhood.

8. You've 'borrowed' gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

9. You've ever buried a dog, and then cried like a baby.

10. You’ve used the same knife to exterminate vermin, and then peeled apples.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/3/15 at 3:57am


A grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301. There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"What? ........ You're coming empty handed, no groceries?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/31/15 at 1:50am
Put "NAKED" in the search box & got this wallpaper...



HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEK-END, ROLAND! ALSO, TRY TO STAY WARM...
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/30/15 at 3:06am
THE #1 BEST SELLER: "WHO DID KILLED THE CAT?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/29/15 at 12:04am


A wife comes home late at night, slowly, and quietly opens her bedroom door. She sees 4-legs in her bed, under the covers, instead of two. She quietly grabs her husband's cricket bat and in a jealous rage begins to heat the couple until she's tired-out.

She walks into the kitchen to get herself a drink, and there she finds her husband sitting at the island looking at a magazine.

"Your parents came-up, and I'm letting them sleep in our room," he says without looking up. "Have you gone and said, 'Hello?' "


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