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Full Name:Marco De Ruijter
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/15 at 3:53am

Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/15 at 8:17am

A business man goes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating, and panting.

"What's going on, here?" he demands.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs and grabs the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 5-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"

The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door.
Sure enough, there's his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You stupid idiot!" screams the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, and scaring the kids!!!"

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   11/18/15 at 7:17pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/15 at 4:56am

A burly man walks into a crowded bar, waving his un-holstered pistol and yelled-out, "I have a Colt .45, with eight rounds in the clip, and one in the chamber. And I want to know who's been sleeping with my 'Old Lady'?"

There was a long silence, then a voice from the back of the darkened room called out, "You don't have enough ammo!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/2/15 at 5:14pm

Did you hear about John's mother(?) she was horrible at telling bad news -

I came home one day and found my mother looking very distressed.
She told me that she was having a bad day, felt really terrible, and that she'd been having an affair with our neighbor. And she also told me that I couldn't tell dad.

"Why not?" I asked.

She replied, "Because he's just passed away."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/10/15 at 5:33pm

Jason has just come home from a long day at his Photographic Studio. His wife, Becky, meets him at the front door, and kisses him on the cheek.

Becky says, ”Did you bring home the snapshots like I
asked? You probably didn't! You never listen to me! You never remember anything! Oh! You did get them. Well,
thank goodness for miracles. Let me see them! This shot
is terrible and this one is even worse. Oh, my God! This
one is horrible and this one is a disaster. In fact, this is
the worst lot of photographs I have ever seen in my life!
You can’t do anything right! You can’t drive a car properly! You can’t even change a fuse.
You can’t sing in tune, and as a photographer, you are the worst! Just take a look at these pictures: in every one of these, I have my mouth open!”

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/10/15 at 7:53am
Having more thrills after Marco broke the brake pedals!

JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   8/21/15 at 3:48pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/29/15 at 11:17pm



Heads up everyone! Please, keep this circulating.. You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into reverse.

When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view. When you reach the back of your car, that is when the carjackers appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off. They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car. And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car.

So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity are now compromised!


If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women. A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want it to fall into the wrong hands.

Please share this with your friends and family!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/25/15 at 6:10am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/24/15 at 6:22am
This is serious stuff! I care; this is why I'm typing it in "red" ink... if you disagree with it, Marco, let me know. I'll gladly remove it, and I'll say no more.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/12/15 at 7:51am
Mr. Jones, the truck driver, went to see his doctor about feeling very ill.

The doctor told him it was caused from too much stress. His heart was fine, but to try to avoid any un-necessary stress. The driver told the doctor that he was constantly thinking about his children, IF he couldn't work, who would feed the 7 he had, and pay for the clothes, the many pairs of shoes, and his beautiful wife, if he couldn't work? The doctor gave him some pills to calm his nerves.

On his way home he saw a woman walking on the side of the busy highway. He stopped, helped her get into his cab, and drove away. As they was traveling, he asked where her car was, and before she could say anything she collapsed across the console between the two seats!

He drove to the nearest hospital, not knowing what was wrong with her. He helped her out of the truck and into a wheelchair, rolling her inside to the first desk he came to.

A Security Guard came to him saying, "Sir? You can't park your truck there!"

The driver went and parked the truck far away from the entrance. He then hurried back into the hospital, where a woman approached him with some papers on a clip-board to fill out, and to sign-in his wife as she was just admitted into the delivery room... "trying to have the baby!"

He could feel the stress building; felt tightening of the muscles in his stomach; he was feeling more illness brewing.

"She's NOT my wife!" he heard himself scream in the open hallway. "She was walking down the highway!"

Just then, a male nurse stuck his head through a doorway, "It's a girl!"

"It's not my baby, or my wife," said the driver. "Take my blood, or whatever you need, and test me!"

A nurse directed him into a separate room where they drew some blood, then motioned him to sit in the hallway.

An hour later a doctor says, "You are correct, Mr. Jones! It isn't your baby. But," he paused, "you have never been able to produce any children. Why? Because you, sir, are sterile. And most likely have been like this since you was a young child! Did you ever have the measles?"

On his way home, Mr. Jones started feeling extremely ill; thinking of his beautiful wife, and his 7 children.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/11/15 at 8:14am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/9/15 at 5:56am
Have you ever seen this version of the non-produced 1970 Ford Mustang?
Have a look...see what you think?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/8/15 at 7:50am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/2/15 at 1:09am

An avid duck hunter was in the market to buy a new hunting dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. They fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water.
The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. The friend saw everything but did not say a single word.

On the drive home the hunter asked his friend, "Did you notice anything unusual about my new dog?"

"I sure did," responded his friend. "He can't swim."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/30/15 at 11:48pm


It's great to be back home!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/23/15 at 8:22am

A drunk is driving through the city on his motorcycle. He is weaving all over the road.

Eventually, a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell off of your cycle?"

"Oh, thank God," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   6/21/15 at 6:43pm

It's about time! The glorious summer season is back!

I wish you an amazing start into the Summer Season 2015 and a wonderful new week!

☆ Greets from Summerland Germany


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/15 at 5:32pm
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