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My Website:axis-jimihendrixtribute.com
About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
Favorite Movies:Tom Dowd "The Language Of Music"...and too many others to list...
Favorite TV Shows:Dr. Who, Torchwood, United States of Tara...
Favorite Quotes:"Reality Is But A Shared Illusion"

"If you want to become a GREAT Jazz Musician, FIRST you have to strive to become a GREAT Human Being"
-CHARLIE HADEN-
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Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   2 Hours Ago





Thanks for faves,dear Nick !
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Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   24 Hours Ago
Hello dear Nick








PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 9:33pm


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, and politely declines and turns toward the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question.

"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"

The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

"Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep. And you thought blondes were dumb?


HO-HO-HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   Yesterday at 1:37pm

Have a nice day/evening,dear Nick
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   12/17/14 at 7:33am
Hello dear Nick









PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/17/14 at 7:21am


Since he was a Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, the Chief told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared..

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea, He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later, he called the National Weather Service again.

"Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."

The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service again.
"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen."

"How can you be so sure?" the chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "Because the Indians are collecting firewood like crazy!"
sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   12/16/14 at 8:43pm




I hope all is going well and you're having a great week so far! I've started a new group called "Double or Nothing" :) You should check it out!! I'd love for you to join!!
http://www.desktopnexus.com/groups/double-or-nothing/
Take care ♥♥
LauraRenataPosted by LauraRenata   12/16/14 at 1:08am
Thank you for being a fan, Happy Holidays! :)
SheaCPosted by SheaC   12/15/14 at 5:58am






Hello, sweet friend.:) Good Morning/night !!!. Enjoy the beautiful new week .:) Hugs!!!




entcoffPosted by entcoff   12/14/14 at 10:52pm
oldhoboPosted by oldhobo   12/14/14 at 7:23pm
Thank you for finding a place for me. I'm honored that you favored so many of my walls
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/14/14 at 9:57am


A young girl sits down on a park bench next to an old man. The girl pulls out a bag of chocolate bars and quickly eats one, and then starts eating on another.

The man sitting next to her looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."

The girl responds, "My great grandfather lived to be 105-years old."

"And he ate that much chocolate?" asks the man.

"No," says the girl, "he was nice and minded his own business!"
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   12/13/14 at 1:04pm







Thank you for your post and visits,dear Nick !
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   12/13/14 at 12:12pm










Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   12/11/14 at 8:53am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/10/14 at 10:25pm


One day, while going to the Hardware Store, I passed by a retirement home.

On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked, on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way.

On my return trip, I passed the same retirement home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the better of me and I went
inside to talk to the retirement home Administrator, and asked her,
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," she said, "aren't they just darlings? They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."


HAVE A FUN-FILLED THURSDAY!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/8/14 at 6:03pm


BOX OF MIRACLES


Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replied.

The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?"

The boy replied, "No. Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's five."

"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.

"Yes," the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis, and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those things, but with these..."


HAVE A TERRIFIC TUESDAY!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/7/14 at 3:52am
WAR OF THE WORLDS 1942?
http://vimeo.com/album/2631088/video/107454954

Had a good week... Friday, I became sick, and I'll go to the doctor Monday.
My daughter has a nasty cold and I think this is what I have, too. I've had 2-hours of sleep, every 2-hours apart, and I'm either coughing, or hungry & feel ill when I look at food.

As soon as I start feeling better... I'll resume with the naked jokes and pictures.
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   12/6/14 at 10:17am




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