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My Website:axis-jimihendrixtribute.com
About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
Favorite Movies:Tom Dowd "The Language Of Music"...and too many others to list...
Favorite TV Shows:Dr. Who, Torchwood, United States of Tara...
Favorite Quotes:"Reality Is But A Shared Illusion"

"If you want to become a GREAT Jazz Musician, FIRST you have to strive to become a GREAT Human Being"
-CHARLIE HADEN-
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entcoffPosted by entcoff   16 Hours Ago
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 8:14am
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   Yesterday at 6:56am
Hi my dear friend Nick,



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 6:04am
Shockingly large & an outstanding find. It is next to the largest found of the Amethyst Geode family, called: "The Empress of Uruguay."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/24/15 at 8:37pm
Nick, have you seen this "iPad Magician"?

http://youtu.be/b_xhSQGKxO4
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   2/24/15 at 8:32am
Hi Nick,






PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/24/15 at 2:01am


A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa, New Zealand. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing?

The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in New Zealand and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Wairarapa. We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'"

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and remaining strength and very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot. Now it's my turn."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the dang duck."


berrykissPosted by berrykiss   2/23/15 at 11:33pm
babyerikaPosted by babyerika   2/23/15 at 11:57am
berrykissPosted by berrykiss   2/23/15 at 1:55am


Hello - Thanks very much. Have a great new week!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/23/15 at 1:40am


A Native American Indian was hitch-hiking and was picked-up by a city-slicker who was driving past the reservation.

As they were driving along, the Indian noticed a brown paper bag in the seat between them, and inquired as to its contents.

The city man replied, "It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife."

The Indian looked forward at the road, nodded his head and solemnly said, "Good trade."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/23/15 at 12:20am

judya1Posted by judya1   2/21/15 at 1:28pm

Right, weekend at last. Have you planed something special to do?
I have not, only to relax and watch some movies, serials from my collection.
Have you ever seen "Seven days" ? It was 15 to 20 years ago I saw it.
So guess I will watch this. Yes - good idea!

Hope, you'll have fun what ever you do!







hugs


Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   2/21/15 at 8:50am
Thank you,Dear Nick !






Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   2/21/15 at 7:16am









berrykissPosted by berrykiss   2/20/15 at 11:20pm
























Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   2/20/15 at 2:33pm
Hello Dear Nick,









Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   2/20/15 at 2:32pm




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/19/15 at 6:33am


One day an elderly Amish lady is riding her horse and buggy back from the farmers market, when a police officer pulls her over for a broken reflector. He gets out of his car and notifies her of it.

She replies, "Oh thank you officer! Is there anything else?"

So, the officer does a routine inspection of the 'vehicle' and notices that one of the reins is cracked and about to tear, and he tells her.
Then he spots another reins as it is wrapped around the horses testicles. He tells the lady and she thanks him, and she tells him that her husband will take care of all of it when she gets home.

Then later, after she gets home, she tells her husband all about the event with the cop, and all about the reflector, and the torn reins.

The husband replies, "That's simple. I can fix those things in a jiffy. Was there anything else?"

After thinking for a moment, she replies, "I can't quite remember what it was... Maybe, it was something about the emergency brake?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/18/15 at 8:19pm
Cute one about kids describing to an artist,

http://youtu.be/sLEjELGdewk

who is drawing an auto for momma for Mother's Day!

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