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My Website:axis-jimihendrixtribute.com
About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
Favorite Movies:Tom Dowd "The Language Of Music"...and too many others to list...
Favorite TV Shows:Dr. Who, Torchwood, United States of Tara...
Favorite Quotes:"Reality Is But A Shared Illusion"

"If you want to become a GREAT Jazz Musician, FIRST you have to strive to become a GREAT Human Being"
-CHARLIE HADEN-
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EyesOfAnAngelPosted by EyesOfAnAngel   11 Hours Ago






Thank you for the fan. Wonderful weekend to you my friend. Hugs ♥
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   21 Hours Ago


Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   Yesterday at 5:24am
Hi dear Nick,




sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   11/25/14 at 9:26pm


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/14 at 4:28am
"What do you see on this card, sir?"
"It's a window, and there's an orgy going on inside!"
"All righty, then. What's on this one?"
"It's a porthole, and he's shivering her timbers!"
"OK, how about this one?"
"It's a keyhole, and boy are they getting it on!"
"Sir, I'm afraid you have a sexual perversion..."
"What? Me! You're the one with all the filthy pictures!"







HAVE A GREAT TUESDAY, NICK!
Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   11/24/14 at 10:07am
Hello dear Nick ,





PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/14 at 12:26am


Something to oogle and drool over... Why? Because we will never be able to buy one of these collectable automobiles that are going-up for auction in January 2015.
Watch this short film/video by vimeo and see what I'm talking about.

http://vimeo.com/103309553

Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of good looking?
Your friend


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/23/14 at 9:19am


Cops & Lawyers

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop, because "he is a lawyer from London" and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense!!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ya didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ya still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvta come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts to beating the lawyer and says, "Do ya want me to stop, or just slow down?"
TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   11/22/14 at 5:15pm
Thank you all for your comments and support :)

I have started another new Group named Color Riot. I want to extend an invitation to you all to add any of your pieces if you wish :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/22/14 at 9:16am


They arrived home from a walk and after a few minutes watching TV, the wife suddenly looks at her husband and says to him:

"You know what I could really go for? Some ice cream! Would you mind going to the kitchen and getting me some?"

Her husband, always happy to be kind, walks to the kitchen, but on the way, he suddenly hears his wife yell to him:

"And could you bring some strawberries as well? I really like those with ice cream. You'd better write it down, so that you won't forget!"

Her husband, somewhat insulted, yells back over his shoulder,
"I don't need to write this down! Ice cream and Strawberries, I can remember that!"

"OK, but I would also like a glass of Cola!" - the wife yells.

"You need to write down, so that you won't forget what you were going to the kitchen for!"

"Nonsense! Ice cream, Strawberries and Cola - That's easy to remember!"

About fifteen minutes later, the husband walks into the living room with a plate in his right hand, having bacon, some fried eggs and sausages on it. In his left hand, his holding a glass of milk. He tries to put it on the table before his wife, when she looks angrily at him and says:

"Where's the toast?"



TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   11/21/14 at 1:15pm
Pleasant Autumn Weekend to Everyone. Enjoy the change of seasons. Safe travels and Happy Holidays! Hopefully you and your Families have a great Thanksgiving next week!!!

Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   11/21/14 at 9:57am
Hello dear Nick !














PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/14 at 8:03am


A husband and wife are having a friendly debate one night, centered on the topic of who has better friends. They each offer a wide variety of anecdotes and stories, but in the end, they decide to put it to the test.

"Here's what we'll do," the wife suggests. "I'll call your friends, and you call mine. We'll both pretend that the other person hasn't come home yet, and that we're worried. Whoever's friends give the best advice about where to find us clearly know us better, and therefore are better."

The husband agrees to the game, and they both head off into separate rooms. When they reconvene a half an hour later, the husband looks defeated.

"Well, honey," he says, "I think it's pretty clear that you have better friends. Every one of them listed each of your favorite restaurants, salons, shops, and art galleries, and they had phone numbers for each of them. They knew your work hours by heart, your office extension, your boss's name, and even knew the route that you take to come home."

The wife shakes her head. "No, dear," she replies, "you have better friends."

"Why do you say that?" asks the husband.

"Well," the wife replies, "most of them said that you'd been at their place, and three of them said that you were still there."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/14 at 5:02am


Two college students should be studying for the Final exam. But they've chosen to spend the week partying instead. So, in their drunken stupor, after realizing how badly they messed up, they beg their professor to give them an extra day for the exam. Even though skeptical, they told him that they had a flat tire on the way to university and couldn't reach class in time.

So he agrees.

The two students, dedicated to getting a good score on their exam after a week of partying, spend the entire day cramming down every last possible detail of their class. When they come in the next day, the professor tells them that they'll need to take the exam in separate classrooms. Perplexed by this, the students nevertheless agree and sit down, each in their own classroom.

"For 5 points, describe the structure of the atom and all its properties." was the first question. The students, after seeing this, regain their confidence and think that this exam will be a piece of cake. After they write out all they know about the atom, they turn the page.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire was flat."


sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   11/20/14 at 8:07pm


Have a beautiful weekend :-*
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   11/20/14 at 8:48am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/20/14 at 7:19am








Friday has GOT to be better than today, folks!






PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/20/14 at 1:16am

Hope your Thursday goes without a hitch or a snag!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/14 at 9:20pm
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