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Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 9:39am

..... (use your sound and wide screen) .....


sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   Yesterday at 9:23pm

Have a day/evening ♥
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/28/15 at 7:28am
History of Earth w/Music

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/28/15 at 5:21am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/15 at 8:35am

An elderly woman, of ninety years, was caught stealing a can of peaches from a grocery store. In court, the Judge was told not to be lenient for certain reasons. However, the Judge could not help but take pity upon the older woman.

The Judge called for the elderly woman to stand in front of his bench.

"Why did you steal the peaches?" asked the Judge.

"I was hungry."

"Okay, how many peaches were in the can?"


The Judge pondered for a second, then stated:

"Alright, for three peaches, you must stay in prison for three nights."

"Thank you, Your Honor."

Just before she was to be dismissed, the elderly woman's husband stood up.

"Your Honor, Sir, may I say something?"

"Of course."

"She also stole and ate can of peas."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/25/15 at 10:51am

I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, "This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received."

I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, "This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them."

I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and were being packaged
for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was seated there, idly doing nothing.

"This is the Acknowledgment Section," my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed.

"How is it that there is no work going on here?" I asked.

"So sad," the angel sighed. "After people receive the blessings that they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments."

"How does one acknowledge God's blessings? "I asked.

"Simple," the angel answered. Just say, "Thank you, Lord."

"What blessings should they acknowledge?" I asked.

"If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world."

"If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy, and if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity."

"If you woke up this morning with more health than illness.. You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day."

"If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation... You are ahead of 700 million people in the world."

"If you can attend a church without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people in the world."

"If your parents are still alive and still married.... you are very rare."

"If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair......."

"Ok," I said. "What now? How can I start?"

The Angel said, "If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all."

Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you care to, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.

"Thank you, Lord, for all the things you've allowed me to acquire."

Have you thanked God for the things, friends, and family members you have in your life, Nick?

TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   8/24/15 at 9:04pm
Is Life a Dance

Can you see her dance as you move through the glade
Verdant and gold streams of light play on her tresses
The soft summer warmth that’s fills the blood
Rhythms of life, in sound, caress the senses

Does your mind embrace her as you hear the music
Harmonies of breezes playing in her limbs
Subtle energies washing through you
As she unfolds, engulfs you

You stand inside her, eyes softly closed, drinking in life
Enfolded in nature’s domain, regenerating your will
Drinking her in as she offers up herself
Unfolding like a lotus

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/24/15 at 8:44am

1 Woman: "Hi, Wanda!"

2 Woman: "Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die?"

1 Woman: "I froze to death."

2 Woman: "How horrible!"

1 Woman: "It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"

2 Woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1 Woman: "So what happened?"

2 Woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, and I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted, that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

1 Woman: "Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. If you had, we’d both still be alive."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/23/15 at 5:10am
The last wishes of Alexander the Great

On his death bed, Alexander summoned his army generals and told them his three ultimate wishes -

1. The best doctors should carry his coffin ...

2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery.

3. His hands should be let loose, so they hang outside the coffin for all to see!!

One of his generals who was surprised by these unusual requests asked Alexander to explain. Here is what Alexander the Great had to say -

1. "I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal."

2. "I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, will stay on earth."

3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is TIME.

We do not take to our grave any material wealth. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.

When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back. Our time is our life!

The best present that you can give to your family and friends is your TIME.

May God grant YOU plenty of TIME, to share with all.

cat-loverPosted by cat-lover   8/23/15 at 12:07am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/19/15 at 8:52am
I used to have a 2nd truck for this kind of sport, before I got married. But I'm older and wiser, now. So, I like to watch these lunatic's on the video's. Besides, I can sit in my easy chair and watch which is better than being in the woods, smelling exhaust, getting eaten by mosquitoes, flies, ticks, chiggers, and flea's all day!
Here is one (of many) that I like and I hope you see why I enjoy watching these from the comforts of my home. They are a breed of their own, those who love a mean machine of the fields, highways, and at home in the wooly woods!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/17/15 at 8:24am
The Slippery Squirrel trick. Rated "G"

cat-loverPosted by cat-lover   8/15/15 at 11:36pm
Hi my dear friend Nick

Its been so long since I have had a chance to pop in and say Hi, Things have been so busy for me the past few months I have hardly had enough time to catch my breath, what with lots of interstate guests this year along with a few minor health issues I have been run off my feet. How have you been my dear friend I hope you are well, Summer is almost here for us the weather is warming up fast. We only get about 3 months a year off cool weather the rest of the year is summer, thats the tropics for ya :) have a great day and wonderful weekend. all My very best to you

Jackie :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/14/15 at 5:01am

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/7/15 at 8:01am

Why Ethel decided to change Motels

Ethel checked into a motel on her 70th birthday and she was a bit lonely, and thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.”

She found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tom - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a sixpence off his well-oiled bum.

She said aloud, “What the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.”

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?”

Oh my, he sounded so sexy! Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage. I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!! Now, how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press nine, for an outside line."

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