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About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   13 Hours Ago


Cops & Lawyers

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop, because "he is a lawyer from London" and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cops expense!!

Irish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Irish cop says, "Ya didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Irish cop says, "Ya still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvta come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts to beating the lawyer and says, "Do ya want me to stop, or just slow down?"
TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   Yesterday at 5:15pm
Thank you all for your comments and support :)

I have started another new Group named Color Riot. I want to extend an invitation to you all to add any of your pieces if you wish :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 9:16am


They arrived home from a walk and after a few minutes watching TV, the wife suddenly looks at her husband and says to him:

"You know what I could really go for? Some ice cream! Would you mind going to the kitchen and getting me some?"

Her husband, always happy to be kind, walks to the kitchen, but on the way, he suddenly hears his wife yell to him:

"And could you bring some strawberries as well? I really like those with ice cream. You'd better write it down, so that you won't forget!"

Her husband, somewhat insulted, yells back over his shoulder,
"I don't need to write this down! Ice cream and Strawberries, I can remember that!"

"OK, but I would also like a glass of Cola!" - the wife yells.

"You need to write down, so that you won't forget what you were going to the kitchen for!"

"Nonsense! Ice cream, Strawberries and Cola - That's easy to remember!"

About fifteen minutes later, the husband walks into the living room with a plate in his right hand, having bacon, some fried eggs and sausages on it. In his left hand, his holding a glass of milk. He tries to put it on the table before his wife, when she looks angrily at him and says:

"Where's the toast?"



TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   11/21/14 at 1:15pm
Pleasant Autumn Weekend to Everyone. Enjoy the change of seasons. Safe travels and Happy Holidays! Hopefully you and your Families have a great Thanksgiving next week!!!

Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   11/21/14 at 9:57am
Hello dear Nick !














PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/14 at 8:03am


A husband and wife are having a friendly debate one night, centered on the topic of who has better friends. They each offer a wide variety of anecdotes and stories, but in the end, they decide to put it to the test.

"Here's what we'll do," the wife suggests. "I'll call your friends, and you call mine. We'll both pretend that the other person hasn't come home yet, and that we're worried. Whoever's friends give the best advice about where to find us clearly know us better, and therefore are better."

The husband agrees to the game, and they both head off into separate rooms. When they reconvene a half an hour later, the husband looks defeated.

"Well, honey," he says, "I think it's pretty clear that you have better friends. Every one of them listed each of your favorite restaurants, salons, shops, and art galleries, and they had phone numbers for each of them. They knew your work hours by heart, your office extension, your boss's name, and even knew the route that you take to come home."

The wife shakes her head. "No, dear," she replies, "you have better friends."

"Why do you say that?" asks the husband.

"Well," the wife replies, "most of them said that you'd been at their place, and three of them said that you were still there."



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/21/14 at 5:02am


Two college students should be studying for the Final exam. But they've chosen to spend the week partying instead. So, in their drunken stupor, after realizing how badly they messed up, they beg their professor to give them an extra day for the exam. Even though skeptical, they told him that they had a flat tire on the way to university and couldn't reach class in time.

So he agrees.

The two students, dedicated to getting a good score on their exam after a week of partying, spend the entire day cramming down every last possible detail of their class. When they come in the next day, the professor tells them that they'll need to take the exam in separate classrooms. Perplexed by this, the students nevertheless agree and sit down, each in their own classroom.

"For 5 points, describe the structure of the atom and all its properties." was the first question. The students, after seeing this, regain their confidence and think that this exam will be a piece of cake. After they write out all they know about the atom, they turn the page.

"For 95 points, tell me which tire was flat."


sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   11/20/14 at 8:07pm


Have a beautiful weekend :-*
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   11/20/14 at 8:48am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/20/14 at 7:19am








Friday has GOT to be better than today, folks!






PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/20/14 at 1:16am

Hope your Thursday goes without a hitch or a snag!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/14 at 9:20pm
2014-15

Isabelle000Posted by Isabelle000   11/19/14 at 11:52am
DEAR FRIEND :)





I THANK U FOR YOUR COMMENT/S AND ALL :)







Adelina_Posted by Adelina_   11/19/14 at 8:18am
Hello dear Nick,
Thank you so much for your post and visit !






SuperLoveNaNaPosted by SuperLoveNaNa   11/19/14 at 3:00am
Hi Nick,

"..Your life passes may find the happiness, sadness, laughter and tears, but I hope that your everyday full of love.. Wishing you to have a very happy day, and everything's gonna be good.." Love & Hugs;)


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/18/14 at 11:56pm


HAVE A WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY, NICK!
cat-loverPosted by cat-lover   11/18/14 at 10:46pm
Hi Nick

Thanks for your comment :)

CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   11/18/14 at 8:39pm
Hi Nick,

I hope you have been doing well.

I'm dropping by to say hello, and to let you know that I've just written a new Journal entry. I'd love for you to read it, so that you can know what's been on my mind lately... You have been, for one!

http://my.desktopnexus.com/CollieSmile/journal/from-part-...

I've designed some wallpapers that were inspired by the crazily cold weather that has been affecting so many of us on Desktop Nexus. It seems more like January than November...

Take care, and stay warm! :D

Elaine :)

An Autumn Leaf-Flake


From Fall leaf(s) to Winter Flake


Made of Autumn Leaves


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/18/14 at 3:45pm


Wisconsin Farm Kid Joins the Marines

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   11/17/14 at 10:38am


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