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My Website:axis-jimihendrixtribute.com
About Me:Rock'n'Roll Bass Guitar Player
Interests:Music, Digital Art, My 2 Beautiful Cats, All Things Bass Guitar, Tattoos, History, Vampires, The Historical Jesus, Guns....
Favorite Music:Rock, Jazz, Space, Dub, Ambient, Fusion, Progressive...Anything with a SOLID PULSE...
Favorite Books:The Jesus Papers, The Great Divorce, The Real Frank Zappa Book, Hellraiser, A Briefer History Of Time, Life, The Jesus Dynasty, Jack Bruce Composing Himself'...
Favorite Movies:Tom Dowd "The Language Of Music"...and too many others to list...
Favorite TV Shows:Dr. Who, Torchwood, United States of Tara...
Favorite Quotes:"Reality Is But A Shared Illusion"

"If you want to become a GREAT Jazz Musician, FIRST you have to strive to become a GREAT Human Being"
-CHARLIE HADEN-
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   21 Hours Ago
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   23 Hours Ago


An Admiral controlling his ship watches as the last bit of sunlight fades. Into the darkness, ahead of him, he spots an incoming light.
He radios to the light source, in a commanding voice, "Turn 10 degrees South to avoid a collision course."

The radio squawked, "No, sir. You are to turn 10 degrees South, sir."

This exchange happens about 3 or 4 more times until finally, the Admiral yells into the radio, saying, "Do you know who you are talking to, Mister? I AM AN ADMIRAL OF THE UNITED STATES NAVY!"

The radio crackles back, "Well, you're... talking to the Lighthouse... I suggest you turn, sir!"
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   Yesterday at 10:34am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 3:52am
Just 1 more thing; a 270-MPH car!
http://youtu.be/gWAavCjVQvM
GOOD NIGHT!
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/29/14 at 11:41am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/29/14 at 1:38am




A man at the ATM machine said that he wanted me to help him check his balance... so, I pushed him.......NOT! :D
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/28/14 at 12:10pm


aussie48Posted by aussie48   9/27/14 at 6:32pm
cat-loverPosted by cat-lover   9/27/14 at 5:59pm
Hi Nick


wildflower1555Posted by wildflower1555   9/27/14 at 8:31am
Thanks so much for your comments - they are truly appreciated. Have a wonderful weekend! Hugs, Noelle
aussie48Posted by aussie48   9/27/14 at 8:14am
thanks mate for the wallpaper comment
also want to let you know there is a freak on here using my profile pic and going by the name anoy who is pretending to be me which i have noticed he has fanned you

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/25/14 at 2:26am
"Take my hand if you seek adventure!"


The ruins of Roebling's Wire Works...


A very creepy way to shed your skin, if you're a snake...


Waiting for me, or somebody else?


An abandoned palace in Poland.


Somebody fixed Mitt Romney's picture.


A most disturbing "face swap" is genuinely creepy!


Something woke me an hour before my alarm was to go-off! I was alone, and felt pain in my arm, and looked and saw this.


Found this in the woods behind my house.


Who painted this eerie painting?


"Please, don't wake the baby!"


"It's always the youngest that you don't suspect."


"She raises the dead?"


"I may never drive at night again!"


"I've felt really light on my feet. How are you feeling, Nick?"
Brina-22Posted by Brina-22   9/24/14 at 10:49pm






Love only comes once in a while,



knocks on your door,



and throws you a smile,



It takes every breath,



leaves every scar,



speaks to your soul,



and sings to your heart....



Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning!



Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.



We don't plan to fall in love, do we?



It just happens, and when it does, it enchants you in its own magical ways.



Love makes life so confusing, but would you want to live without it?



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/14 at 12:31am
TWO NUNS


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
:D
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/22/14 at 9:52am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/22/14 at 9:09am
Over 300,000 people marched in a protest over climate change, in New York City, yesterday. And the American public received 0% (zero-percent) of coverage through any of the News Media Channels. Why do you think we were deprived of this news event, nor was the rest of the world ever informed that it had happened?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/21/14 at 12:32am


A motorist had a flat tire in front of an insane asylum. He took the wheel off, but when he stood up he tipped over the hubcap containing the bolts, spilling them all down a sewer drain.

A patient, looking through the fence, suggested that the man take one bolt from the remaining three wheels to hold the fourth wheel in place, until he could get to a service station.

The motorist thanked him profusely and said, "I don’t know why you are in that place?"

The patient said, "I’m in here for being crazy; not for being stupid."




HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNDAY!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/19/14 at 11:15pm
Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday, and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.

"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day, for some 75 years now."

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

"Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a long walk."



Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/19/14 at 11:06am


~Have a beautiful weekend!~
aussie48Posted by aussie48   9/19/14 at 12:53am
you would really turn heads if driving one of them to work everyday

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