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There are five people on an airplane that's about to crash: Donald Trump, Morgan Freeman, Larry Page, The Pope, and a schoolboy.

There are only 4 parachutes.

Morgan freeman says, "I'm an entertainer of millions," and jumps out of the plane with a parachute.

Larry Page says, "I founded Google," and jumps out of the plane with a parachute.

Donald Trump says, "I'm the smartest man in America," and jumps out of the plane with a parachute.

There are only two people left, and one parachute. The Pope says to the school boy, "I have lived a long and happy life. You can take the parachute."

The schoolboy replies, "No, it's okay, we can both go, because the smartest man in America took my backpack!"

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GOOD MORNING!

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS CONSIST'S OF:

1. AN 8-OZ. GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE,
2. A BOWL OF CORN-FLAKES,
3. A HARD-BOILED EGG,
4. A SINGLE-SLICE OF BUTTERED TOAST,
5. A HALF OF A CUP OF COFFEE,
6. AND YOUR CHOICE OF (PORK, BEEF, OR CHICKEN) LIVER.

I am not a champion, so I'll have the orange-juice and a slice of buttered-toast to get my day started.

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WHATEVER YOU DO TODAY, HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!

A 6 foot long piece of rope walks into the bar, and sits down.. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes in here."

Annoyed, the rope takes off, quietly complaining under his breath.
After a week, the rope tries to get into the same bar.

The rope sits down, and the bartender says, "Hey, I told you once, we don't serve ropes in here.. Get out!"

Now, the rope is really ticked off. He leaves, but is so angry as he stews over the bars no-rope policy, he begins to twist himself into coils and tangles. Needless to say, his 'hair' gets mussed up, and disheveled, and he's worked himself into a ball of twists, and coils.

He decides to give the bar one more try, now that he's a little more "incognito."

The rope sits down at the bar, and the bartender turns to him and says, "Hey.. Aren't you a rope?"

The rope replies: "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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Do you know anyone like this (besides me)?

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