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sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   12/11/16 at 12:19am



Have a magical weekend :-*
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/25/16 at 10:05pm


60th High School Reunion

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail.

This 60th anniversary of their class, the widower and the widow made a foursome with two other singles.

They had a wonderful evening, their spirits high. The widower throwing admiring glances across the table. The widow smiling coyly back at him.

Finally, he picked up courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?"

After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered, "Yes... yes I will!"

The evening ended on a happy note for the widower.

But the next morning he was troubled. Did she say “Yes”
or did she say “No?”

He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. He went over the conversation of the previous evening, but his mind was blank. He remembered asking the question but for the life of him could not recall her response.
With fear and trepidation he picked up the phone and called her.

First, he explained that he couldn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the past evening.

As he gained a little more courage he then inquired of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say, 'Yes' or did you say 'No?' "

"Why you silly man, I said 'Yes. Yes, I will.' And I meant it with all my heart."

The widower was delighted. He felt his heart skip a beat.

Then she continued, "And I am so glad you called, because I couldn't remember who asked me!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 4:11am


I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/17/16 at 8:40am

A naked woman wanders into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender stares at her from head to toe, then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third.

Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says,

"What? Have you never seen a naked woman before?"

"That I have, Miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers?"

"Who said I was paying? The free looks you're getting should be priceless!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/22/16 at 6:50pm


On the first day at the new Seniors Complex, the manager addressed all of the new seniors pointing out some of the rules -

"#1. The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males!

#2. The male dormitory is 'off limits' to all the females.

#3. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 1st time - will be fined $20."

#4. Anybody caught breaking this rule the 2nd time - will be fined $60.

#5. Being caught the 3rd time - will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?"

No one was moving so, I stood up and asked, "How much for a season pass?”

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   1/16/16 at 7:21pm
angel20Posted by angel20   12/21/15 at 6:04pm



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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/15 at 10:54am


Jack and Bob talked it over for a week to go skiing. They loaded up in Jack's minivan and headed north.

After driving for a few hours, they got caught-up in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from....." "Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"Well, I got this letter from her lawyer, and it says she just died, and left me everything."

EyesOfAnAngelPosted by EyesOfAnAngel   8/6/15 at 10:07pm




Hello my sweet friend thank you for the fan. Flowers for you. Have an awesome weekend. Hugs:)
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   7/13/15 at 5:44pm













Hi there, wish you a wonderful sunny week!!!

*Summer Greets from Germany*

~SkyPhoenixX1~



TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   3/16/15 at 7:07pm
Happy St. Patrick's Day Everyone!!!

Be safe and enjoy your holiday.


TalislantaPosted by Talislanta   3/6/15 at 2:01pm
Maybe if we all think warm, soft, verdant thoughts we can get Winter to let go of us and bring Spring back with light and renewal.

Spring is life
Spring is hope
So is love and
happiness.
Spring renews.
Without spring,
life is forlorn.
Spring is nostalgia
after bitter storm.
Put spring in your heart " - AG


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