Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Q: What do you call someone who speaks 3-languages?

A: Multilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks 2-languages?

A: Bilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks only 1-language?

A: An American! Like me! :D
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]BE PROUD, STAND UP, CHEER UP, & BE COUNTED AS ONE MORE HAPPY CAMPER![/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]PICTURE PROOF OF IL TORNADO POWER ( THAT'S A SIGN POST)[/B]
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[B]HELLO, MY NAME IS HARRY HIGHBROW![/B]
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[B]HOPE YOU HAD A FANTASTIC THANKSGIVING DAY![/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there.

"But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked.

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.

Eight months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means."

The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."

Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife.
He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.

So the wife picked up the card and read: "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'"[/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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GREENFROGGY1 14 years ago

Hi Beatrice, hope you and your family have a lovely weekend.

Smootie123 15 years ago

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Ansemwiseman 15 years ago

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starbryte 15 years ago

hello to everyone, and thanks for the welcome too!

JAVAJODI 15 years ago

HI BEE WELCOME TO DN.NICE MEETEN YOU.