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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/14 at 1:14am

There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.

SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"

SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."

SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."

SM: "It's not working."

SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."

SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."

SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."

SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."

SM: "And?"

SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."

SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."

SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"

SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."

SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"

SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."

And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
SophisticatedLadyPosted by SophisticatedLady   10/31/13 at 2:29am


(It's Just a Bunch of Hocus Pocus...LOL)...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/12/13 at 2:22am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/10/13 at 3:35am
See my breakfast, eggs and bacon?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/9/13 at 12:10am
.........Fall weather has come to Arkansas.......

..fall weather is coming, folks....

...enough to take your breath away....

...enjoy it while you can. Snow will be next!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/5/13 at 3:56am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/2/13 at 2:38am
Oh, no! 7 Years of bad luck poor guy!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/30/13 at 2:02am

Have you noticed? A smile is better if their teeth are clean, but it's just as joyful if some of the teeth are missing!
Have a happy Monday!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/19/13 at 3:16am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/18/13 at 7:16pm

Have a great Thursday!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/18/13 at 3:03am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/14/13 at 12:07am
In the Hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.

"I'm afraid I am the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky, and you will have to pay for the brain yourselves."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

The Doctor quickly responded, "$5000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and then to the entire group said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've been used much more than the men's."
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/9/13 at 2:40am
Making "Smores!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/8/13 at 12:46am
Painful to see, but so true
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/7/13 at 4:53pm
This kills men, too. Don't be ignorant

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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/2/13 at 3:01am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/1/13 at 11:02pm
rosarinaPosted by rosarina   3/20/13 at 9:17pm
Thank you ! have a wonderful day !
for my dear friend sylviebing pictures
rebel4444Posted by rebel4444   4/23/11 at 9:56am
hello shawna happy Easter.
MonarchPosted by Monarch   2/27/11 at 2:32pm
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