Hi everyone! We're hard at work trying to keep our community clean, so if you see any spam, please report it here and we'll review ASAP!  Thanks a million!
8,819 Users Online
  • 1,696,349 Wallpapers
  • 1,565,068 Members
  • 12,971,712 Votes
  • 5,965,287 Favorites
Login to Become a Fan
ProfileWallpapers (0)Favorites (1,578)Journal (0)DiscussionContact Member
Member Information
Last Login:8/23/23
Join Date:12/28/11
Profile Views:21,346
scruffysmommy is a fan of...
Fans of scruffysmommy
Profile Comments
Please join for free or login to post comments.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/15 at 9:09pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/15 at 10:45pm

A couple was riding up the ski lift at one of the popular Colorado resorts. Suddenly the woman complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to fear - that he was sure some kind of powder room was at the top. He was wrong, and the pain did not go away.
If you have ever had Nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below zero doesn't help matters.
With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the problem, suggested that since she was wearing an all white ski outfit that would camouflage her, she could go off into the woods. She headed for the tree line and began disrobing.
If you've ever parked on a slope, then you know there is a right way, and a wrong way to "set" your skis, so you don't move. Yup, you guessed it. In her hurry, she had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are not forgiving, even during embarrassing moments. Without warning, the woman found herself sliding backwards, picking up speed, out of control, racing through the trees, back down the slope. Her derriere was still bare, her pants down below her knees, creating an unusual vista for other skiers.
The woman skied, if you define the word loosely, back under the lift and finally collided violently with one of the support pylons. The bad news was that she broke her arm, and was unable to pull up her ski pants.
At long last her husband arrived, put an end to the nude show, then went to the base of the mountain and summoned the ski patrol, who transported her to the hospital.
In the emergency room she was regrouping when a man with an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers.

"So how did you break your leg?" she asked the man, making small talk.

"It was the damnedest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up the ski lift and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman skiing backward out of control down the mountain with her bare bottom hanging out of her clothes and her pants down around her knees. I leaned over to get a better look... and I guess I didn't realize how far I'd moved. And I fell out of the lift.
So, how did you break your arm?"

Lana04861Posted by Lana04861   12/12/14 at 3:23pm

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/4/14 at 11:40pm

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice. However, I knew you would not approve of her because of her piercings, tattoos, and tight motorcycle clothes. Also, she is so much older than me.

But it’s not only the passion, Dad. She’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone. We’ll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She deserves it!

Don’t worry, Dad. I’m 16, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I’m sure we’ll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at Jason’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that’s on the kitchen table. Call when it’s safe for me to come home!
Lana04861Posted by Lana04861   12/2/14 at 6:17pm
Lana04861Posted by Lana04861   11/28/14 at 9:46am
brollyPosted by brolly   11/27/14 at 7:30pm
Lana04861Posted by Lana04861   11/26/14 at 4:10pm
Lana04861Posted by Lana04861   11/24/14 at 5:48pm
BeachBum4EverPosted by BeachBum4Ever   9/24/14 at 4:46pm

Have a great evening!
BeachBum4EverPosted by BeachBum4Ever   9/16/14 at 3:54pm

I love your page.. Have a wonderful day!
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   7/3/14 at 11:28am
TriangielPosted by Triangiel   4/16/14 at 4:40am

wedschildPosted by wedschild   2/10/14 at 9:41am
I know I am not on here alot but when I do get on here it's so nice to know that you are all still here with me , thanks so much for that , sending hugs and happy thoughts as well as my heart felt thanks for you always being there x0x0x

TriangielPosted by Triangiel   1/4/14 at 6:10am
TriangielPosted by Triangiel   1/1/14 at 5:40am

scruffysmommyPosted by scruffysmommy   12/28/13 at 9:50am
I have only seen it snow 1 time. Not where I live though. I had to go to the mountains to see it. It was beautiful!! I am truly blessed where I live. I am about 30 minutes from the mountains.....45 minutes from the ocean.....and about an hour from the desert! The only thing is I am not a person who loves to be out in the sun alot. I love the cold, cool weather. I love the rain! I have 3 step sisters who live in Washington State and they are always telling me that I need to move there, but I have a good job here in California and until the Lord tells me that it is time to move....this is where I will be fpr now. Stay warm my dear friend. I will be sending some of my California sunshine to you! Big Hugs to you!!
wedschildPosted by wedschild   12/28/13 at 7:45am
Ohh my would love to go there one day , must be lovely where you are , Have you ever seen it snow? especially at night ? well it's cold here not to bad today but a couple weeks ago was -25 still went out and had some fun in the snow , had to go back to the car every 20 minutes or so too warm up , but still that's the Canadian winter for ya , anyways my Dear hope you are keeping cool down there lots of love and huge hugs x0x
wedschildPosted by wedschild   12/27/13 at 5:35pm
just poppin in to wish you the very best weekend ever!!
hope you don't get snowed in like we are here in canada , have a great day my Dear

Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   12/21/13 at 9:57am
Lovely day!

Show More >>Show More >>
Recently Uploaded Wallpapers

scruffysmommy has not uploaded any wallpapers yet.

Recently Favorited Wallpapers
Fiery Fall Country Road
Fiery Fall Country RoadUploaded by: taunteanna
Date Uploaded: 11/7/15
Resolution: 1200x799
Downloads: 517
Comments: 9
Favorited: 16
Points: +27
Autumn in mountains
Autumn in mountainsUploaded by: Alexandra66
Date Uploaded: 11/6/15
Resolution: 3999x2666
Downloads: 289
Comments: 8
Favorited: 16
Points: +22
bavarian lake
bavarian lakeUploaded by: shotkal
Date Uploaded: 11/6/15
Resolution: 1920x1080
Downloads: 81
Comments: 0
Favorited: 9
Points: +11
Old Cider Mill in Vermont
Old Cider Mill in VermontUploaded by: wollo
Date Uploaded: 9/13/15
Resolution: 1152x768
Downloads: 870
Comments: 6
Favorited: 21
Points: +28
Beautiful scenery
Beautiful sceneryUploaded by: yingakirah
Date Uploaded: 7/26/13
Resolution: 1024x768
Downloads: 357
Comments: 5
Favorited: 10
Points: +20
First Snow
First SnowUploaded by: truckdriver
Date Uploaded: 8/3/15
Resolution: 1600x1200
Downloads: 201
Comments: 7
Favorited: 11
Points: +17
Member Groups Help
Recent Activity
scruffysmommy has commented on the profile of CollieSmile:
Hi Elaine!I wish you a very safe and Happy New Year also!!God Bless You!ScruffysMommy
1/13/20 at 2:14pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Mountains wallpaper Dolomites, Italy.
Thank you so much for sharing! My favorite season and my favorite mountain!!
9/26/19 at 8:01pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Forests wallpaper Autumn in California.
Fall is my favorite season! This is so beautiful!! I live in CA and was wondering where this was taken?
9/16/19 at 6:19pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Dogs wallpaper Pembroke Welsh Corgi.
12/24/18 at 5:01pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Other wallpaper First Snowfall (of Autumn...!) 2018.
Here in Southern California we don't get rain much less snow and Autumn is my favorite season. Thank you for sharing. This is a beautiful picture.
11/12/18 at 1:58pm
scruffysmommy commented on the 3D and CG wallpaper Thanksgiving for God.
Love this!! Very beautiful!
11/7/18 at 2:50pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Other wallpaper Fall Season.
This is a beautiful picture. Thank you for sharing.
10/19/18 at 12:59pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Other wallpaper Autumn Park.
Beautiful! Thank you for sharing.
10/12/18 at 1:07pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Mountains wallpaper Road through Autumn Mountain Forest.
WOW!! Absolutely breathtaking! Thank you for sharing!!
9/7/18 at 12:57pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Sunsets wallpaper Sunset Splendor.
So beautiful!!
9/6/18 at 12:54pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Fields wallpaper Summer in Scandinavia.
8/14/18 at 2:58pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Mountains wallpaper Road to the mountains.
That's beautiful!! Thanks for sharing.
3/28/18 at 1:44pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Sky wallpaper Jesus.
Amen and Amen!! I love you Jesus!!
12/28/17 at 3:27pm
scruffysmommy commented on the Mountains wallpaper Cabin On The Mountain.
Beautiful!! I live where there is NO snow.....really which I could be here!
12/13/17 at 3:39pm
Show More >>Show More >>
Recently Spotted Members

No members found. Be the first!