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Silver_StormPosted by Silver_Storm   19 Hours Ago
Mornin'


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GREENFROGGY1Posted by GREENFROGGY1   11/11/17 at 10:18am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/4/17 at 12:43am
LOL - Just a joke... :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/21/17 at 8:18am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/20/17 at 3:14am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/8/17 at 4:21am
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/17 at 1:58am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 5:52am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/23/16 at 6:20am
"It's not the gift, it's the thought that counts. So, I THOUGHT of getting you a very nice and expensive gift!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/16/16 at 4:37am


He asked for help and she could see why. Even with
her pulling and him pushing the little boots still didn't
want to go on. By the time they got the second boot
on, she had worked up a sweat. She almost cried when
the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."

She looked, and sure enough, they were. Unfortunately,
it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off, than it was
putting them on. She managed to keep her cool as
together they worked to get the boots back on,
this time on the correct feet.

He then said, "These aren't my boots."

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face
and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she
wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill
fitting boots off his little feet. No sooner had they
got the boots off when he said, "They're my
brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear
them today."

Now, she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But she mustered up what grace and courage
she had left to wrestle the boots BACK onto his
feet again. Helping him into his coat, she asked,

"Now, where are your mittens?"

He said, "I stuffed them in the toes of my boots."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/2/16 at 8:42am

GARDEN SNAKES CAN BE DANGEROUS...

Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.
Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/17/16 at 8:53am

A naked woman wanders into the bar and orders a beer.

The bartender stares at her from head to toe, then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third.

Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says,

"What? Have you never seen a naked woman before?"

"That I have, Miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers?"

"Who said I was paying? The free looks you're getting should be priceless!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 2:30pm
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/18/15 at 7:09am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/25/15 at 6:12am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/22/15 at 9:35pm


https://youtu.be/uT3SBzmDxGk



Treat your children with kindness, because.......




...they will be deciding our future... NO KIDDING!




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/22/15 at 8:36am
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