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Full Name:tom
Birthday:February , 1966
Last Login:5/27/14
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About Me:46 year old male . into sexy fantasy and cartoon wallpaper. love this site >>good stuff
Interests:rock and roll, computer, biking, boxing, and of course, cooking
Favorite Music:classic metal is my base, but i pretty much tolerate anything but country and rap
Favorite Books:espionage is my favorite. david morrell gets my juices flowing as an author
Favorite Movies:anything well done
Favorite TV Shows:same as above
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/25/14 at 2:10pm
FOR NORTHERNERS MOVING SOUTH ........

In the South:

If you run your car into a ditch, don't panic.
Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.
Don't try to help them, just stay out of their way.
This is what they live for.

Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store....
Do not buy food at this store.

Remember, 'Y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and 'all y'all's' is plural possessive.
Get used to hearing 'You ain't from round here, are ya?'

Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later on how to use it.

Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying.
They can't understand you either..

The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective 'big'ol,' truck or
'big'ol' boy.

Most Northerners begin their Southern-influenced dialect this way.
All of them are in denial about it.

The proper pronunciation you learned in school is no longer proper.
Be advised that 'He needed killin..' is a valid defense here.

If you hear a Southerner exclaim, 'Hey, y'all watch this,' you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.

If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow, your presence is required at the local grocery store..
It doesn't matter whether you need anything or not.
You just have to go there.

Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim and shoot.

In the South, we have found that the best way to grow
a lush green lawn is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.

AND REMEMBER:

If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think we will accept them as Southerners..
After all, if the cat had kittens in the oven, we ain't gonna call 'em biscuits.
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HAVE A GOOD DAY & ENJOY THE WEEK-END, Y'ALL!
:)

candikissesPosted by candikisses   4/18/14 at 12:18pm
candikissesPosted by candikisses   4/14/14 at 6:57pm

Have a great new week Tom :-*
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/27/13 at 8:48pm
Funny "username".... I guess if you really do it, do you wear a catheter and a baggie?
AstralSorceressPosted by AstralSorceress   7/24/13 at 2:03am





Have a beautiful day dear friend.
huongquan93Posted by huongquan93   6/16/13 at 3:50am



candikissesPosted by candikisses   1/25/13 at 2:02pm

Have a great weekend Tom:-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   1/18/13 at 5:39pm

Have a relaxing weekend Tom :-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   1/13/13 at 5:15pm

Have a great new week Tom :-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   12/29/12 at 2:08pm
pzalotPosted by pzalot   12/29/12 at 9:04am
thank you astral:)
have a great weekend
candikissesPosted by candikisses   12/20/12 at 3:36pm
candikissesPosted by candikisses   12/10/12 at 2:42pm

Have a great new week Tom :-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   11/30/12 at 9:25pm

Have a great weekend Tom. Hope all is well :-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   11/26/12 at 2:43pm

:-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   11/15/12 at 11:20am

Have a great day Tom:-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   11/8/12 at 12:06pm

Have a good day Tom :-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   11/7/12 at 10:04am

have a great day Tom :-* Hugs
candikissesPosted by candikisses   11/2/12 at 3:46pm


Have a great Friday & a relaxing weekend Tom :-* Hugs
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happy wekend >>>>hugs
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happy friday candi you have a great w/e yourself. hope your week kicked booty:)>>>hugs>>>TOM
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